Cheater Uninterrupted The recent embarrassment and exposure has not deterred Cheese from cheating. When his much better half is in town, he of course is on his best behaviour. Especially since she seems to have forgiven and forgotten. Or perhaps she’s much less savvy than we’ve all given her credit By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 02:15 am
Intro for Jan 21, 2008 Dear Gossips, I love winning. And we won last night! The Bloggers, I mean. On Test The Nation. Thanks for all the messages and well wishes. Sitting at a laptop all day and having no life occasionally does pay off. And Samantha Bee too!!! LOVE Samantha Bee! Who doesn’t By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 02:13 am
Jennifer Aniston Damage Control Nipples For 10 years on Thursday nights they were a source of comfort. They were our Friends. They were there for us… when the rain starts to fall. They were there for us… like they’ve been there before. Not Monica, Joey, Chandler, Ross, or Phoebe…No, no not them. They By Lainey • Jan 20, 2008 07:00 pm
Christina Ricci Christina Ricci > Katie Holmes The blunt bangs and bob on Katie make a young girl look 50. On Christina Ricci, it’s an interesting face made funkier and keeps the forehead hidden. Check out Christina last night at the Venetian in Vegas. Like Selma Blair, as mentioned yesterday, once upon a time Christina was By Lainey • Jan 18, 2008 04:53 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Multiple Personalities? It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’ By Lainey • Jan 18, 2008 01:53 am
Kid Rock The Pride of Canada Keeps Us Proud Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October - Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’ By Lainey • Jan 18, 2008 01:32 am
Mandy Moore Mandy Can’t Pose in Vegas Adore Mandy Moore. But she’s never been able to look comfortable on a carpet. See attached – Mandy last night at the Venetian all weird and awkward. Gorgeous, yes. All over the curves, yes. But there’s an effort element here that you can smell without having to be there… By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Jason Lewis Sex & the City Sin City Quiver The Venetian opened a new tower last night in Vegas and celebrities were on hand to commemorate the occasion. Hottest among them? Jason Lewis… Fresh off shooting in Malibu for the Sex & The City movie with Kim Cattrall, here’s Jason with Willie Garson on the carpet. As usual, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Robobride Gets Fried Katie is getting slaughtered by critics for her role in Mad Money – then again, the MiniVan Majority doesn’t listen to critics or people with taste! New York Post: “And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes”…“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston A Beard at The Ivy John Stamos has grown out a big bushy writer’s strike beard and decided to show it off at The Ivy yesterday. Hirsute or not, he’s a fine looking man, non? Handsome, amazing hair, amazing hair. The male hair counterpart to Jennifer Aniston. Happy for him – he has a By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 09:07 am
Sex & the Weak Didn’t think it was possible to be any more UNenthusiastic about the upcoming Sex & The City movie but then the poster came out and look at this sh*t. Sh*ttest, weakest, lamest. Or… Brilliant? Brilliant because this one image captures perfectly, exactly what is wrong with the By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:45 am
Kirsten Dunst My Kiki > Lilo Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:39 am
Selma Blair The New & Improved Selma Blair Once upon a time, Selma Blair stopped eating – she was Nicole Richie before Nicole Richie. This year, Selma Blair quietly went to rehab. It apparently IS possible to go to rehab without fanfare. Almost 12 months later, and as you can see, Selma Blair looks amazing. Here she is last By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:21 am
Tom Cruise He is The Saviour Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:51 am
Blake Lively Tiptoeing Out Gossip Girl cuties, from script to real life – Blake Lively and Penn Badgley showed up at Chanel’s Nuit de Diamants in New York last night, and I have no idea why she decided to look like a 50 year old. That dress, the hair… it’s atrocious. Sigh. Am By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:11 am
Jennifer Aniston The Aniston Racist Update Many of you have asked for an update on the situation. Click here for a refresher on what went down the other day. During the same “racialist” (booyakasha!) incident, Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards also tried to run the photographer off the road. The paparazzo was using a long lens and By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 03:54 am