Heath Ledger Heath & Gemma After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:00 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo Loves Bar… and Kelly Clarkson??? Us Weekly is reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli spent NYE in Vegas at The Bank with Lukas Haas and a huge entourage ordering up $30,000 bottles of champagne. At midnight Leo and Bar kissed long and hard and horny. Very hot. Not so hot? This visual: Leo By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:27 am
Brad Pitt Daddy & Pax Pitt Brad took Pax out for a spin the other day and dropped by the Make It Right site in New Orleans. As you can see, Pax is clearly enjoying the ride. And Brad is clearly making time for all his children. And still, even though he’s not been photographed By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:07 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Year’s Eve Gah! Spoke too soon! Though she wasn’t falling down at some club and coked out of her eyeballs, Britney still managed to welcome the new year with a dose of Chicken Fried Stupid. And skanky. Word is she was with her boys and a court appointed supervisor AND THAT By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 02:17 am
Katherine Heigl Ingrate Makes More Money America’s new sweetheart Katherine Heigl was married two weeks ago in Park City, Utah. In case you were hoping for an invitation but didn’t receive one, it appears OK! Magazine has paid a handsome price for the privilege. Now you can stop wondering what her dress looked like. By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 01:53 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge’s Indian Holiday Madonna and family have much to celebrate. She signed a $100 million ten year deal with Live Nation meaning she’ll still be poppin’ and rockin’ until she’s almost sixty, she worked with Pip and Timbaland on a new album set to drop this Spring, and now comes news By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:50 pm
Victoria Beckham Grey & Ugly I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’ By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:46 pm
Lindsay Lohan Dina’s Pride & Joy Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:42 pm
Jamie Lynn Spears Let’s Call It What It Is If it’s totally acceptable to call Katie Couric a cougar for dating a man 17 years her junior and Helena Christensen the same for dealing with Heath Ledger who’s younger by a decade, then how about taking Milo Ventimiglia off your Freebie Five and labelling him a perv? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:39 pm
Jessica Simpson How to Help Your Man Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:37 pm
Justin Chambers Dr Karev on the town Justin Chambers is the quivering hotness. And Karev, along with Dr Bailey, remains one of the few redeeming qualities of a show that has turned to sh*t. Check out Justin the other night hitting up Goa in Hollywood. Justin of course is married with several children. He is sexy By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 02:22 am
Beyoncé From The Shoulders Up… It’s all good… Beyonce at the Vegas opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 last night with big hair and lovely makeup looking so pretty. But only from the shoulders up. From the shoulders down…too many shades of Tina Knowles. Starting with the back fat. Now of course By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 01:32 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried How to Keep a Guy Damn. Lynne Spears raised ‘em good. Real good. As I reported last week, Jamie Lynn may have deliberately used pregnancy to keep her man. Click here for a refresher. Now there’s word that her baby father had been cheating on her repeatedly – apparently one of the women he was By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:51 am
Britney Spears The Perfect Victim Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:29 am
Kate Hudson Lilo: Player Poseur How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:14 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston: How to Stay Relevant The National Enquirer is reporting she’s pregnant. Her tireless publicist, Stephen Huvane, quickly shot it down. You will note – Us Weekly has openly called Huvane a liar on many, many, many occasions. Indeed, he does seem to contradict himself with alarming regularity. But maybe that’s because his client By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:53 pm
