Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola Infects the Penns Disaster ensues wherever it goes. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has no mercy and her success rate is virtually unmatched among diseases. And while she may be an heiress no more, she is and will always be a dirty virus, killing everything in her path, growing stronger with every victim. Once By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:30 pm
Mischa Barton When in LA… For the better part of the year, Mischa Barton elected to stay away from LA, spending time in London, in New York, shooting in Regina, Canada… anywhere but the rotting cesspool of sh*t known as Hollywood where bare coochies for the paps are abundant and cocaine blows as freely By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:28 pm
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams W Magazine: Best of 2007 Non fans became fans and fans became obsessed… the Beckhams kicked off their American invasion with this spread in W Magazine and had everyone talking. Especially the haters. Click here to review the spread. And don’t lie… you know you want to. Attached – behind the scenes screen caps of By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie Holmes: Best of 2007 2007 was the year we were introduced to the new Cruise patented move: the Presentation of Katie Holmes. Red carpet after red carpet, Tom would arrive at some event with his robobride in tow, and like a proud father at the cotillion, Tom would “present” his wife with cameras flashing. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Latsis Ebola Boo Hoo: Best of 2007 And finally… the best moment of the year. Could there really be another moment to top this? Did we all not stand up and cheer and cackle and get rip roaring drunk on June 8th when Rocky Delgadillo hauled Ebola’s diseased ass back to jail? Let’s recap the By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
George Clooney DeQuivering ManFight: Best of 2007 Remember when George Clooney, the ultra cool, ultra classy George Clooney turned into a whiny bitch and tussled with Fabio? Not his best moment but still one of the funniest memories of the year. Seriously ... George…dude… you let Fabio get under your skin? Fabio??? Of course Fabio came out By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
What’s Hot 2008 Shameless self promotion. WARNING – click away if you can’t handle. In Style UK has just released its What’s Hot List of 2008 – January issue on newsstands now. Am honoured to have been given a very small corner! There is of course only one Perez… but still, am thrilled. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio Bar for the Holidays Leo is all about the model make up break up – he and Gisele were on and off all the time and now it appears he’s taken up the same pattern with Bar Rafaeli. The two split a few months ago but have been seen together again in LA at By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 10:26 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas! Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 10:12 pm
Brad Pitt Family Pitt Christmas Present The Family Pitt went on a family bike ride the other day in New Orleans with the kids, giving the the paps and the Brangelunatics a rare glimpse of the Chosen One strapped with mom as Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax load up with dad. Photographers of course were delighted By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 09:35 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Jamie Lynn Who? It must have galled Britney to no end this week – not only not knowing of her sister’s pregnancy and finding out along with the masses but getting usurped by Jamie Lynn’s teenage surprise on the gossip front… temporarily being relegated to the sidelines as another Spears ate up By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Worse than Gigli You didn’t think it was possible, did you? For a movie to bomb harder than Gigli? Not surprisingly, Papa Pervy Pimp Joe Simpson has managed to earn the dubious distinction and he is managing his daughter’s career straight into the sh*tter. Jessica’s film Blonde Ambition was By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 07:00 pm
Gerard Butler Gerard at the Waverly Gerard Butler apparently left with some random outside the Waverly last night and took off with her in a cab. And yes… to answer so many of your messages - I’ve seen Dear Frankie. But whatever hotness existed in that movie has since been negated by the dreaded pants. By Lainey • Dec 21, 2007 06:39 am
Brad Pitt Big Easy Bike Ride The Pitts are spending the holidays in New Orleans – seen here on a bike ride earlier this week with Maddox and Miss Zahara enjoying some family time before the awards season rush kicks in in January. So far, Angelina has been nominated for Best Actress at all the major events By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 11:47 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Eats Fresh Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:41 pm
Beyoncé B & Jay: Wedding Tattoos? MediaTakeOut is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly married in Paris a couple of weeks ago while celebrating his birthday and commemorated their nuptials with matching tattoos on their ring fingers – photos attached. Neither has commented or confirmed through publicists but this is not the first time the two have By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:14 pm
