Jessica Simpson John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007 By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Fire Your Father Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jesse Plemons Bring Back Crucifictorious! It’s Landry! Hobnobbing with Opes and Denzel! Last night at The Great Debaters premiere, here’s Jesse Plemons of Friday Night Lights – the show you’re not watching…because it’s too good? For FNL fans – am tired of Anxiety Landry. Bring back Best Zingers Landry. And bring back By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham They Don’t Make ‘Em… Like they used to. There will be young gossips coming to this site today who’ll take one look at the photos, note it’s Jack Nicholson…and quickly move on. Ugh, they’ll say. Who cares? And then it’s back to The Hills, the Lauren Conrads, the Brody By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried No Show Stupid stupid stupid. Britney Spears was scheduled to show up in court today to be deposed by KFed’s lawyer as part of their ongoing custody battle. She would have been grilled on drug use and suspect parenting techniques and how much sex she’s been having with random men. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Alba Breeding! In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Will Smith Will & Jada light up New York Love(d) them. So much. Wanted badly to believe. But then the unmistakable signs started surfacing. And you know their children are apparently homeschooled with L Ron Hubbard’s “Study Technology” right? Just saying… to those who still remain sceptical… if that doesn’t clinch it for you, what else By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise The Coat Off His Back Ben Affleck gave away a few of Violet’s coats last week on Good Morning America for a winter charity drive and today, Will Smith did the same. And as you can see, it’s a gorgeous coat. And it looked gorgeous on him. Damn Will is fine. Not hard By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 08:11 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Friendless Her hair is black again. And she was pissed at the paps last night for surrounding her even though she was walking around in a pink wig. Stupid f&cking twat. Scene of the crime – the Four Seasons. Multiple sightings and multiple outfit changes. As you can see, her By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 05:32 am
Heidi Montag Ebola is Everywhere This is what Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has created – random famewhores everywhere peddling their sh*t. Speaking of sh*t…last night’s season finale of The Hills. Total letdown. The parties after were much more interesting especially since Heidi did not walk the carpet with Spencer but did get By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 04:43 am
Daniel Day Lewis In the Lead Daniel Day-Lewis is pretty much guaranteed an Oscar nomination after the LA Film Critics Association named him Best Actor for There Will Be Blood. The film also won best picture and director putting Blood in good position for an awards season run. Then again, Daniel Day-Lewis could fart and still By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 04:06 am
Julia Roberts Red Carpet Inelegant My mother loves to criticise how women stand. She says you can judge a person’s class just by how they hold their stationary body. This of course from someone who can’t eat with her mouth closed (no one born in Hong Kong is capable of this) and twice By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 03:05 am
Tom Cruise The GMD steps in for Jada For some reason, Jada was missing yesterday for Will Smith’s handprint ceremony at Grauman’s so Tom Cruise stepped in and played the part of doting partner, seated on the sidelines in admiration, practically drooling over a man he keeps calling his “inspiration”. Sweet Xenu, it’s like porn By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 02:29 am
Sienna Miller Attention Whore at Burger King: Best of 2007 We ran into Sienna Miller on our way back from Sundance in January at the airport in Salt Lake. No…not in the first class lounge but in the food court. At Burger King. Click here for the details of the encounter - one of the highlights of the year By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 07:00 pm
Justin Timberlake Prince at the Superbowl: Best of 2007 Prince is lawsuit-happy and maintains a love/hate relationship with his fans which is why there is no link to his Superbowl halftime performance. But I’m sure you remember it. How could you not remember it? That night Prince showed Pip there’s still a long, long way to By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 07:00 pm
Ryan Gosling How A Photo Becomes a Rumour At the GQ Men of the Year event last week at the Chateau Marmont – Hayden Panettiere posed in this photo with Ryan Gosling. She also posed in the same pose with several other men at the party… like Justin Long. This is easily confirmed on WireImage. But Justin is not By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 07:00 pm
