Helen Mirren EW Silver Foxes: Best of 2007 Appreciate all your submissions and enthusiasm! Keep ‘em coming to win something glam to kick off 2008! Go back through last week’s “best” posts as we count down the moments of 2007. Cover of the Year has to be Entertainment Weekly’s courageous feature on the incomparable silver fox By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 09:32 am
David Beckham Becks Says Happy Holidays Check out David’s Adidas holiday card wearing my favourite hair. Am so done with the buzz. You? Also like his face like that. When he’s focused and concentrating…yum. Photos from Splash By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 09:13 am
Hayden Panettiere Bad Pants for Girls Sweet Xenu… what is going on here? This girl is 18. She is 18!!! Why is she wearing the same flood pants your school librarian would wear to the staff Christmas party? Why??? On Gisele Bundchen or Charlize Theron… maybe. But on Hayden Panettiere who is, on a very good By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 08:59 am
Advertisement RBK Exclusive Giveaway!!! Something for the man in your life. The man in my life loved it. And he looks hot in his new long sleeve/short sleeve tee. Hockey fans are well aware – RBK is the official jersey of the NHL and the new aero-dynamic design this year has been widely praised By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 08:44 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth’s Smug Smile My Gwyneth out for dinner in New York was caught smiling for paps…which can only mean one thing: she’s either asserted her superiority over someone or she is about to assert her superiority over someone. Making people feel small – politely – makes Gwynnie happy. So does lording her perfect By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 08:38 am
David Beckham Oh Holy Quiver Beckham’s new Armani ball and a tennis ball stuff into his tightey whiteys. Can you breathe? I can’t breathe… Thanks Denise! source By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 04:21 am
Gerard Butler It’s Always the Pants A huge improvement on his appearance from the Victoria"s Secret Fashion Show a few weeks ago when he was orange and bloated and bulging and decidedly unattractive but still…there are a couple of problems. Gerard Butler at the LA premiere of PS I Love You last night. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 03:54 am
Rachel Bilson Hayden Has to Work His latest film Awake opened to dismal reviews and disastrous box office numbers. Another professional embarrassment is going straight to DVD – which would actually be GOOD news. Because what was once titled The Decameron, a film Hayden Christensen shot with Mischa Barton two years ago, has now become Angels & By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 03:33 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Working Lipo Just one of Britney’s many trips to Starbucks this weekend – I think this is from Friday night… I’ve now lost track. As you can see however, Britney looks remarkably more lean, the result no doubt not of hard ass cardio or workouts at the gym but of lipo By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:37 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci goes to the Grove This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:23 am
Lindsay Lohan Diseased & Desperate The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:18 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts and King’s parents Surprise attendees at the Hatton-Mayweather fight in Vegas on Saturday night – Brad and Angelina showed up ringside as Angie reportedly grimaced her way through the bout, especially towards the end when Hatton was pummelled to the mat. They ended up in his dressing room afterwards to offer encouragement as Angie By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:16 am
Jennifer Aniston Sit DOWN Katherine Heigl Sit DOWN is not an admonishment that should be overused. You could easily tell that nauseating Rossum to Sit DOWN every day…but that’s too easy. Sit DOWN is like the C-bomb. The C-bomb is a word you use sparingly…only for the most deserving. Similarly, Sit DOWN must By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:07 am
Rumer Willis Boobs Balance Bad Angles Not my Rumey’s best face forward. Definitely not. But check how my girl is balancing her bad angles out with some titty shots. She’s learning…am so proud. Exploiting one asset that doesn’t suck to offset other assets that do suck is a critical Hollywood move. Hollywood By Lainey • Dec 09, 2007 07:00 pm
Holiday Detox Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts By Lainey • Dec 09, 2007 07:00 pm
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Black & Blue Behind the Glasses? Look closely at Madge in NYC – there appear to be bruised circles under both eyes, which may have accounted for some super dark shades in another series of photos. X17online.com has also posted pics of Madonna with some black and blue marks. So did someone get an eyelift? Or By Lainey • Dec 09, 2007 07:00 pm
