Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007 Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 06:42 am
Lauren Conrad Second Chances? Lauren Conrad showed up at the People Grammy kickoff last night, pounding every last carpet before The Hills Season 3 finale on Monday. If you’re hardcore about The Hills, you will love it. And you will love that the show has been picked up for a fourth season – more By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 04:56 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Bloat: Best of 2007 As 2007 comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the smutty year that was: Best Moments in Smut counting down to the ultimate Best Moment in Smut 2007. And if you missed yesterday’s first entry, click here for the most amazing Jessica Simpson photo ever. It’ By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 04:55 am
James McAvoy McAvoy Quiver He is wee but he is gorgeous. GORGEOUS. And SO gorgeous in Atonement. The entire movie in fact is gorgeous. The cinematography, the costumes – Keira’s costumes are divine – and of course the story. The story is beautifully told. Which is why Atonement will be an Oscar contender. Perhaps not By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 03:24 am
Keira Knightley Pink, Fringe, and Severe But for her pink dress, from the expressions on their faces, you’d think it was a funeral. Keira Knightley and boyfriend Rupert at the LA premiere of Atonement last night – both looking smart, as they say in Britain, and morose. Rupert in particular is freakin’ me out. Freaks me By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 03:20 am
Katie Holmes Can’t Keep the Gay Away No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented Tom Cruise from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 02:35 am
Tori Spelling Junior Finds a Purpose He’s so happy he can barely contain his smug smile – here are Tori Spelling and her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, leaving a salon yesterday after her blowout. Junior dutifully picked up his bank account and was “surprised” by the presence of paparazzi upon their departure. As you can see, By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 02:12 am
Priscilla Presley Mother Daughter Busted Faces Sweet Xenu – literally! Lisa Marie, if memory serves, drinks the Xenu Juice too, non? And from the looks of it, she also drinks something stronger. That is totally Vince Vaughn in Elvis’s female form. And Priscilla… WHAT THE FACK?? The Presleys were at the Food Bank for New York By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker They Say… Nothing lasts forever… These are opening words from the new Sex & The City movie teaser released just yesterday. If you’ve yet to see it, click here. But if nothing lasts forever, why is Carrie still doing voice-overs? As you would expect, the teaser offers nothing in the way By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 09:57 am
John Mayer GQ FNL Minka Kelly at the GQ event last night. How amazing is Lyla Garrity this season? Can’t get enough of her Jesus love, baby. And John Mayer apparently hasn’t had enough to Minka Kelly – they were spotted in New York together earlier this week and courtside at a basketball By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 06:00 am
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Johnny Depp Depp TV Johnny showed up last night in LA for a screening of Sweeney Todd and has even been making the TV rounds in support of the film…which by all accounts is brilliant and bloody and wickedly entertaining and also wickedly disturbing. Perfect. But look at him. Is he sexiest bitch By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 04:32 am
Ryan Gosling GQ Quiver Here’s what was available last night to half girl/half woman Hayden Panettiere at the GQ event. First her co-star Milo Ventimiglia, with whom she says it’s strictly platonic, looking like a waiter, albeit a hot one, wearing a jacket an inch or two too long and dress By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 04:02 am
Mischa Barton Ugly for the Money Mischa Barton has resurfaced in New York, showing up looking lovely but for her feet at Keds event last night. Mischa is their spokesmodel and as you can see, she has been made to suffer for the job. Love the makeup and the hair, love the dress and the coat, By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 03:19 am
George Clooney Sarah Still Kept From struggling model to cocktail waitress to nine.com girl with questionable activities on the side – click here for a reminder - to George Clooney’s kept woman…Sarah Larsen is living the life, non? Here they are out for dinner last night – Sarah clad in Louboutin boots without a By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 03:10 am
