Geri Halliwell Two Spice Landing The Spice Girls reunion tour is only 6 weeks ago, with kick off scheduled in Vancouver on December 2nd. As a warm up, the Spices will be performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show on November 14th that will air on December 4th which means the girls have less than By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Oprah Winfrey Copycat Seinfeld…but will Oprah get revenge? Yes…she’s a scheming golddigging bitch…but I kinda love Jessica Seinfeld. So sinfully manipulative it’s delicious. And somehow she has entranced Jerry Seinfeld. He is completely addicted to her. Saw her at Cannes – as put together as anyone you’ve ever seen, and even better than KFed By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Winslet Matching Dress, Booties, and Holding Hands! Two faves… Maggie Gyllenhaal and Kate Winslet last night at the Hugo Boss show both in black cocktails, both wearing booties, and holding hands in the front row… So grade 7 but I want to be their friend. source By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 10:24 am
Morning Fun with The Gay and Ja’mie If the husband is the man who completes you, then the Mo is the man who understands you. Nothing like sharing giggles with my gay who habitually sends me accented YouTube links – inane and ridiculously silly clips that tickle our shallow sense of humour. Have you met Ja’mie? She’ By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 07:52 am
Tom Cruise The Cover As reported yesterday, St Martin’s Press will release the Andrew Morton biography of Tom Cruise on January 15th. eTalk etalk.ctv.ca aired the cover last night. Here are the details on the sell sheet: Andrew Morton uncovers the true story of the biggest celebrity of our age • A By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 07:50 am
Kate Winslet Better and Better Kate Winslet total gorgessity last night at a Hugo Boss event. She’s lovely, of course, and looks fantastic in the booties, but what makes a Kate sighting always great is that it doesn’t happen often. It IS possible, you see, to live life relatively privately without the cameras. By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 05:56 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Suspended! A hard fought small victory and just a week later, she pisses it all away. That’s Britney. Last Thursday Britney showed up (late) at the courthouse and appealed to an “old fart” judge for overnight visitation privileges with her boys. He granted her one night a week with a By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 05:10 am
Brad Pitt Smiles on Set She might be skeletal but she’s also downright beautiful – and more so when she’s smiling, as seen yesterday on set when her lover came by to pick her up from work. Carpooling Pitts! Cute! Here are Angelina and Brad looking happy, in defiance of the incessant headlines proclaiming By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 04:48 am
Vince Vaughn LaineyMovies: Into the Wild I hated the book because I couldn’t bear Chris McCandless. I still can’t bear Chris McCandless but the movie was much more tolerable. Almost enjoyable. Into the Wild was written (screenplay) and directed by Sean Penn based on the book of the same name by Jon Krakauer chronicling By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Matching Mugshots and Sex in Stairwells Two young drug addicts, two mugshots, stealing away from group therapy to fornicate in a stairwell, and an ex fiancée with a cubic zirconia shooting off her mouth to the National Enquirer? It’s the best smut ever. So Lilo has a new boyfriend. She met him in rehab – in By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Avril Lavigne Avril in Flare: Beautiful and Defensive First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 10:49 am
Secrets from the BFF Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for. Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 10:07 am
Ben Affleck Taupe in Granny Green Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 09:39 am
Naomi Watts How to Bounce Back Naomi Watts at the premiere of Eastern Promises in London tonight – have you seen it? Viggo is outstanding. So Naomi - she had a baby just weeks ago. Most women who had a baby just weeks ago would stay far far away from a dress like this. If I were By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 08:41 am
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Celine Dion Taking Chances and a Leg Lunge Between Celine Cheese and Mimi Cheese, which cheese is cheesier? With the release of her new video, Celine is totally gunning for the title! Her new album drops next month, the first single is called Taking Chances – not a terribly engaging song, doesn’t suck, but it’s definitely not By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
