Tina Fey Funny Bitch is the New Black Tiny Fey is f&cking brilliant. Her return to SNL last week was the closest I’ve ever come to burning my bra. And this is the best issue of Vanity Fair in a long, long time. Maybe even the best photo spread, like, ever. Way, way, way better By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 07:09 am
Patrick Dempsey Prince Charming Minus the Scowl Patrick Dempsey in Madrid at the launch of the new Subaru wearing the hell outta that suit and a much more relaxed smile without Mrs Scowl infecting him with her lousy mood. He’s expected back on set soon at Grey’s – long days, long nights after a long break By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 04:04 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Shames Shamans Not that there was any doubt but there are always one or two random losers… one or two who probably believed yesterday that Ebola’s little public excursion at the weekend with a shaman represented a genuine metamorphosis from virus to redeemable human. Wrong. Paris Hilton will always be a By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 03:26 am
Sandra Oh Sandra at the Genies Sandra Oh hosted the Genie Awards last night – Canada’s Oscars. As you can see, she’s been dressing lately like total ass. Big winner was Sarah Polley’s Away From Her but as you might have heard, much of the build-up going in to last night was the By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 02:55 am
Kate Hudson No bump… but that ass! Now that it’s been conceded that she’s not pregnant, can we please just focus on her ass? Damn that ass! Kate Hudson in a bikini today in Miami with little Ryder (not pictured) showing off one of the finest asses, like, ever. Ever. Why isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 09:34 am
Joshua Jackson Joshua Jackson > Paris Fashion Week Diane Kruger is a Karl Lagerfeld favourite. And she’s practically half French. So it was a surprise when she went missing from the front row at Chanel and so many other shows during Fashion Week in Paris. The reason: she’s been in Toronto with Joshua Jackson while he By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 09:25 am
Boys Are Bitches too! And not just the gay ones. He is happily attached but his entire persona pre-commitment was based on the fact that he was just a dude. An immature funloving dude. An un-Hollywood dude who routinely pointed out the Hollywood hypocrisy of many other Hollywood dudes and douchebags. Now By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 08:54 am
Drew Barrymore Drew Gives A million dollars!!! Drew appeared on the Mighty Opes today – everyone thought it would be an engagement announcement – as part of Oprah’s Big Give series challenging her lambs to do what they can to help those less fortunate. Drew has designated her donation to the World Food Programme providing By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 07:46 am
Jessica Biel Sightings Jennifer Connelly in Vancouver running along the seawall – she does this often – on Sunday in town shooting The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves and Will Smith’s son Jaden. This of course is why Will and Jada have been in town. Will is regularly seen in Jaden’ By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 07:23 am
Kate Hudson Put it to rest Once and for all. This is why Baggy Clothes BumpWatch is SO unreliable. Not to mention boring! TMZ.com just posted this photo from Splash – Kate Hudson in Miami on vacation, curiously enough just as Owen Wilson is there shooting Marley & Me, proving definitively that she is not pregnant. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 06:37 am
The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number It’s officially an epidemic – celebrities walking around intoxicated by their own ridiculous sense of entitlement, unleashing a steady stream of bad behaviour for which my Chinese squawking chicken mother would have me flogged if I ever dared to emulate. For some people however fame excuses the need for good By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 06:14 am
Angelina Jolie St John Gorgessity Every few months or so, a new rumour surfaces that St John has fired Angelina Jolie. Every few months or so the company denies the reports. Every few months or so, people expect that that’s a canned answer and that a quiet announcement will follow about Angelina and St By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 06:08 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: downsizing at Target Victoria Beckham in a plain tee and jeans and no concrete tits shopping at Target last night – WTF??? Still… some things never change and as you can see, despite the lack of concrete and couture, Posh still rocked a full face of makeup. She actually looks quite pretty. Really pretty. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 03:12 am
Harry Windsor Hot Harry on a Horse in the Army with Hair Horrible the way it was exposed like that, non? Hot Harry on a Horse was serving in peace, then his secret was blown outta the water, forcing him to come home early, apart from his regiment. Now that he’s home safely though, new photos have been released from Hot By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 02:38 am
Paris Hilton Ebola"s Desperate Measures She infected her own movie – only 20 people went to see it. And everything else has permanently stalled. As such, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is grasping at straws, desperately resorting to the lamest cockamamie schemes for attention. Last week, after dating for an hour, she and Benji Madden professed their By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 01:55 am
Tom Cruise Travolta spacey, Tom swarmed This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 01:34 am
