Parent Pimps No Choice?!?! No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 03:28 am
Douchebags Shut.Your.Ass. For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 02:51 am
Intro for Mar 06, 2008 Dear Gossips, Friday Night Lights is coming back! In partnership with DirecTV, NBC is now about to bring back the good folks of Dillon, Texas for a third season. More Coach, more The Smash, more Lyla, more Saracen, and of course… more Riggins! And more me bitching at you about By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 02:42 am
Johnny Depp Sweet Depp Porn Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 10:03 am
Ashton Kutcher Demi Ashton Rossum Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 05:54 am
Heather Locklear A Muse for Mischa Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 04:46 am
Marion Cotillard My Marion’s Oscar Portraits She is said to be “heartbroken” over those controversial remarks that widely published after her Oscar win. Her agent says they were taken out of context. Am bias so I believe. And objectively speaking, the prevailing word on Marion is that she is the sweetest. Rumour has it Picturehouse was By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 04:08 am
Clint Eastwood Baby Boobs! Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 03:33 am
Keanu Reeves Keanu & Parker? According to OK! Magazine the two were canoodling at the Chateau Marmont the other day – not exactly the worst couple ever. He’s eccentric, she’s eccentric, both of a certain age…it’s all good, although nowadays looking at Keanu makes me sad There’s a planet of hurt By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 03:25 am
Adrian Grenier Hirsute, Hypocrite, Not Hilarious Adrian Grenier yesterday at Villa shooting A COMMERCIAL for American Eagle. Yes. A commercial. With Kim Kardashian for f*ck’s sake. So he’s selling out, which they all do, and pulling a douchebag prank with a postcard – implying that the paparazzi, and by extension the gossip public, should By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:37 am
Eva Longoria How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:01 am
Demi Moore Even in Bad Lighting Demi Moore last night and very little make up with youngest daughter Tallulah leaving Joan’s on Third. As you can see, even in poor light, Demi at 45 is still more attractive than most. Including Lindsay Lohan who is 25 years younger. As for Tallulah – word is the famewhore By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 01:43 am
David Duchovny Mulder and Scully in Vancouver Excited??? The new X Files movie has been shooting in Vancouver for weeks, tentatively scheduled for release later this year. Set is cloaked in secrecy, as you would expect. Exclusive thanks to Flynet: first images of Mulder and Scully locked in a tender moment. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 12:18 am
Intro for Mar 05, 2008 Dear Gossips, Congratulations to Carly M, winner of the Hamburger Phone! And to Ruth S, Robin N, Amber S, Leslie R, and Rani A – all recipients of American Gangster. Exclusive Flynet photos from the Vancouver set of the new X Files movie. Mulder and Scully kissing! Wednesday, am blogging all By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 12:13 am
Avril Lavigne Paparazzi > Punk Ass Poseur Avril Lavigne told Maxim that she hates the paparazzi: “THEY’RE all really gross old men. They come up to you and are like, ‘Avril, what did you do today?’ And I’m like, ‘Why the [bleep] would I talk to you? Eww’ ” Can you hear her saying it in By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 08:42 am
Rihanna Rihanna: lessons from Kate Hudson? Chris Brown loves Rihanna. So much that he apparently bought her an adorably cheesy necklace that she showed off during fashion week. RiRi was the toast of Paris and Chris tagged along too, having already travelled with her home to Barbados and the two have been spotted making out on By Lainey • Mar 04, 2008 08:12 am
