Sienna Miller GirlCrushing on the Millers Am seriously considering stalking Savannah Miller when I’m in London in a couple of weeks. Am obsessed. And also excited about checking out Twenty8Twelve by S Miller the store that carries the line for which they have been tireless pimping. Here are Savannah and Sienna in the new issue By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
El Cantante Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Those who saw them on tour came back believers – because while Marc Anthony certainly looks like a vampire, he also performs like a hot Latin lover. Many of you have written with testimonials, finally understanding how he finally claimed his Lopez and clearly he did so on stage. Wrote the By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Jodie Foster Why Jodie Because she’s not a famewhore Because she sells her movies and not herself Because she’s fit and not frozen, unlike Nicole Kidman Because she was a child star who didn’t f&ck up and snort up Because she told off Dina Lohan Because she can own By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck At Home with Matt & Lucy Matt and Luciana leaving a party at FELT in Boston last night celebrating the premiere of Gone Baby Gone. Sweet, non? Matt and Ben are truly, truly buds. And they haul ass for each other. At TIFF, it was Ben doing his part for Matt. Right now it’s Matt By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Halle Berry Taunting the Theory Halle Berry attended the LA premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire last night with her baby father in tow flaunting their ridiculous beauty and perfection…and also taunting my Celebrity Baby Theory? The universe can only handle so much gorgessity concentrated in one famous family. As such: Hot By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss Crack Love v.2 How do you get over the love of your life in five minutes? Apparently it’s possible. Because both Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have managed to fill the crack void in their lives with new crack partners. Kate of course is now with another ugly rock dude and Pete By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 10:24 am
The Marble Rye Lady Needs Your Vote!!! This is not gossip. But it is very, very sweet. You KNOW the Marble Rye Lady. If you watch Seinfeld you must know the Marble Rye Lady. Her name is Franny (Frances) Bay, infamous victim of Jerry’s rye theft incident who returned to testify against him and his hilariously By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 09:12 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Thug Charlotte Sex & The City spoiler alert – look away if you wish although really, who gives a sh-t about the plot? The girls were back on the streets shooting Carrie’s supposed wedding scene the other day – as you can see, SJP looks like a drag queen again in a dress By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 05:45 am
Tori Spelling KFed Jr: Diary of a Kept Man You really have to give it Tori Spelling’s husband. Not only is he excelling in the art of golddiggery, he’s also embracing life as a kept man, content with living only as an extension of his wife, happy to sit back, enjoy the paycheque…and learn how to By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Toned Ass, Broke Ass Lindsay Lohan is clean, healthy, and happy…and it shows in her ass! She has a great ass, non? Here’s Lilo a few days ago in Utah just before heading back to LA for a couple of weeks worth of work before supposedly returning to Utah for further out-patient By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Catalina Full of Grace LOVED Maria Full of Grace. If you haven’t seen it, you must …if for no other reason than to witness the beginning of what promises to be an amazing career. Catalina Sandino Moreno is a star. Here she is last week at the 2007 Hispanic Heritage Awards – total gorgessity By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow The Pants Still Suck Proof was on tv the other day. My Gwyneth crying after sex with Jakey G – the most cringe-inducing scene ever. But still… he is so hot in that movie, so f&cking beautiful, it really is a shame about those pants. The pants are a huge problem. Take a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Hollywood Fluid Exchange This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Denzel Washington The Julia Factor Went to a screening last week and saw a preview of Charlie Wilson’s War. Had forgotten what it was like to Julia Roberts on screen. Have never loved her, can’t stand her in fact, but have also never disputed why she is a star. Why she is the By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Book Review The Twilight Series There are three releases in this series so far: Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. God help me, apparently there will be a fourth and probably a fifth and now I’m hoping it will be like Outlander, when I stopped caring about Jamie Fraser;s bulging Scottish loins halfway through By Lainey • Oct 12, 2007 03:29 pm
Paul Mccartney The Grand Dame of Golddiggery Time and again, she pushes the limits of her craft, redefining and perfecting Golddiggery at every turn. KFed and his Junior (the one who married Tori Spelling) should be watching and learning. Heather Mills is a genius. So she and Paul were expected to nail down their divorce agreement yesterday By Lainey • Oct 12, 2007 05:19 am
