Jessica Simpson Philanthropy or Strategery? So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 12:26 am
Elle Macpherson Genetic Freak Elle Macpherson turns 45 in a month. 45!!! Most models are genetic freaks. Elle’s freaky sh*t is freakier than most. Bitch bakes herself in the sun half the year, has already had two kids, parties non stop with the Euro jetset, and still looks like this. Hate. Love. By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 11:59 pm
Mariah Carey Mimi Looks Tiny Mimi is heavily promoting her new album and wants you to touch her new skinny body. Literally. She looks good, non? Do you like her new single? Mimi hit up TRL yesterday wearing all slimming black, showing off a very small waist and an even smaller ass encased in a By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 11:40 pm
Scarlett Johansson Ziggy Stardust Stamp of Approval The news of Scarlett Johansson’s musical aspirations was initially met with much scorn. Another actress trying to be a singer…not exactly the best track record. Now comes word that David Bowie contributed, literally, a few “oohs and ahhs” on Scarjo’s album and Bowie himself has written that By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 07:02 am
Brad Pitt The Second Coming in Texas Sean Penn and Heath Ledger were supposed to co-star in Terence Malick’s new feature Tree of Life. Brad Pitt has now stepped into the vacated role and shooting will start in Austin Texas like right now which isn"t the best timing. SXSW will kick off in By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 06:07 am
Marion Cotillard If George Had Taste… If George Clooney had any taste, he’d be all over my Marion. As it happens, George Clooney prefers his girls deep on the cheap and tawdry side. And although he’s trying to whitewash her in the mainstream media with cute little details about their Oscar night to People By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 04:25 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak or Owen? There was a lame report that surfaced at the weekend – some bullsh*t about Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake secretly dating for a year but she didn’t want to go public because she feared embarrassment and heartache a la Cameron Diaz. I mean really… Don’t they know Kate? By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 03:14 am
Ben Affleck No Ben at the Oscars Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 02:28 am
Colin Farrell Colin by the Pool Monday night at the Roosevelt – eTalk.ctv.ca team farewell dinner by the pool, Colin Farrell is sitting a few feet over on a pool couch talking intently to another man. But first… Colin at the Oscars. To be honest, he wasn’t a stand out. Sorry. Because as hot By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 02:05 am
Intro for Feb 27, 2008 Dear Gossips, Is there a course you can take for sleeping elegantly on a plane? No matter how cute the travel outfit, it doesn’t make a difference when you’re tired and flying. I was givin’er yesterday on my flight back to Vancouver. Like head back, open-mouth By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 01:42 am
David Beckham Annyong David! Remember Annyong Bluth? Snort. David Beckham arrived in Korea today on a promo tour with the LA Galaxy which means he will miss the final Spice Girls concert tonight in Toronto. Family members have flown in from around the world to support the Spices but it’ll be a Becks- By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 08:43 am
John Krasinski The Night Before with John & Rashida We were at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday night where the Night Before Oscar party was happening. So many stars – better attended than the Oscars and I’ll be up for a week straight writing down all my observations. Will get to the breaking information first. John Krasinski and By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 05:40 am
No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing Diva antics are rather pedestrian these days so it takes a super bitch and her ass attitude to really push the envelope. A photo shoot with a major artist. Much is riding on her new project. Everyone is busting their balls to make her look good. But it’s hard By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 04:33 am
Oscar Thanks Skip to the next if you can’t stand it but it would be criminal not to thank those who helped make Oscar weekend so amazing. Here’s Dylan being Dylan posing with Oscar in his tux. Note – at the Oscars, EVERYONE has to dress up. Camera crew, assistants, technicians, By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 04:22 am
Penelope Cruz Best Oscar Man: Javier Bardem He is a giant of a man. So tall, so sexy, so strong, so… MAN. We watched him stalking the carpet, full of nervous energy but chill at the same time. We watched him pose at the photo wall – something about the way he planted his legs firmly on the By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 02:22 am
Marion Cotillard Best Oscar Dress: Marion Cotillard There was no dress last night as exquisite as hers. Not a dress for everyone, but for a French girl, with inimitable French style, wearing French couture, and charming everyone in the auditorium, it was perfect. Jack Nicholson apparently couldn’t get enough of her. At one point he was By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 02:17 am
