Jessica Simpson Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing? Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Josh Hartnett Random Hot Hookup Josh Hartnett and Rihanna? Us Weekly is reporting that they were making out last night in NYC. So random but I TOTALLY get it. On both sides. Because despite his eyebrow issues, Josh is the hotness. And Rihanna. Well… she’s Rihanna. Look at her. But he’s a belt By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Halle Berry Pregnant & Perfect Halle… Always Halle… Totally gorgessity in NYC and the most delicious booties ever. Halle is currently promoting Things We Lost in the Fire co-starring Benicio del Toro - two Oscar winners delivering two tour de force performances in roles that were originally intended for white actors. During interviews for the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Orlando Bloom A Loopy Three Whiskers So Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night. One person suffered non-life threatening injuries – at press time he is still at hospital waiting for his female friend to be released. BEFORE the accident however, Orly was acting all kindsa bizarre. He was seen leaving Green Door, a By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth Surrounded by Hotness Gwyneth showed up last night at the Established & Sons event in London to support Alasdhair Willis, husband of Stella. As you can see, my girl is tight with the McCartneys. As you can also see, she’s clearly not in Spain shooting her reality tv food show. Per my By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Rude! The court heard her request and found a compromise: Britney will be allowed one overnight visit a week with her babies but the supervising monitor will NOT be her mother. She’ll apparently have to get over her “trust issues”. All parties seemed to agree yesterday’s developments were a By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
John Mayer Looking for a Place to Pee You will LOVE this… exclusive dish on John Mayer last night. Put it this way – if I were Minka Kelly, his supposed new girlfriend, I would NOT be assuming her relationship with him is serious. Not even close. So he was hanging out at the Box last night with Sherrod By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Taylor Kitsch LaineyBooks: The Twilight Series Please see list below and click if you’ve missed the previous reviews: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling The God of Animals by Aryn Kyle The Overachievers by Alexandra Robbins Life on the Refrigerator Door by Alice Kuipers And also a short list of books mentioned By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law Dandy Gets Off People is reporting exclusively that pretty Jude Law will not be charged for his attack-a-pap incident from last month. Jude as you recall became enraged outside his home in September when he spotted a photographer who claimed Jude barrelled over unwarranted and proceeded to abuse him. Jude told the magazine By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 07:54 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Album Cover Heads up – there’s a book review on the way to make up for the chicken fried inundation. I’m sorry… it’s a lot of Britney. But the girl is busy and she’s also releasing a new album. Much to report. Fox News is claiming that this is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 07:42 am
Uma Thurman Matching Eyes Uma and Arky last night at the Happy Hearts Fund gala. Maybe it’s just the lighting, maybe it’s the cameras…but there’s a telltale glassy quality to their eyes that goes very well with the pinned pupils. My smutty sense is tingling. Maybe it’s just me. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 05:46 am
Gossip at a Conference Shameless self promotion – click away if you can’t stand. Am doing an "intimate chat" thing at the Vancouver Chapter of the CPRS this evening at Robson Square. Topics: the blog, the gossip, the business of gossip and there will be a Q&A to follow. For By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 05:11 am
Kate Moss Crack Love Displaced Seems hard to believe, non? That Kate Moss has yet to reunite with that festering junkie Pete Doherty? Love Displacement… is that what it’s called? Because it’s not as though she’s SINGLE and staying away from Pete. She’s actually back in love with someone new - By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 04:12 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Trust Issues As predicted, Britney did not attend the hearing this morning – the hearing SHE requested so that her kids might be permitted to stay overnight with her during her supervised visits. KFed was absent as well… but he’s not the one lobbying for a modification of the court’s ruling By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Joshua Jackson In Sharp Contrast to the Unfunny Douche Right now – late afternoon in Toronto – Joshua Jackson is shooting his new movie in East Toronto. Super low key. There’s a craft services table, no trailer, no super star amenities, and between filming a scene where he’s riding an old little bike around, he’s been spotting just By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Shades of Aniston I’m not saying Reese doesn’t look amazing. Because she does. She looks lovely. Lovely…and boring and she’s been wearing the same dress since January at the Golden Globes which of course at the time was all kindsa yellow fabulous but after 10 farking months of the By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 08:00 pm
