John Travolta Worst Matching Hairlines: John Travolta & The Rock It makes me crazy that we are in the minority, you know? In the minority of those who know. Who know about the Pilot Gay. Who know about popping tents during massage therapy. Who can smell the Mo in him through a photo on a computer. Who look at the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Seth Rogen Best Matching Hairlines: Seth Rogen & Jonah Hill The cutest!!! And in a day and age when brand name “A” list stars can’t sell movies anymore, wouldn’t you rather see Seth and Jonah, who are smart and funny and humble, wouldn’t you rather see them than Miley farking Cyrus on a red carpet??? This is By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Miley Cyrus Worst Jailbait: Miley Cyrus To be fair, her dress was impressively appropriate. Impressively because we all know how often this 15 year old has been dressed appropriately of late. Which of course is not at all. The propriety, unfortunately, stops there. Because the child then proceeded to cocktease the carpet and the paparazzi so By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Cate Blanchett Best Queen: Cate Blanchett Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman should be taking a pregnancy page out of fellow Aussie Cate’s expectant couture. This is Dries Van Noten and it is exquisite. You should have seen the embroidery on the skirt – it was like something out of Versailles circa Louis XIV. Ridiculous. And she is By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Worst Taupe: Cameron Diaz Not even my new love for Cammie could have saved last night. Last night she was washed out and bland. Last night she was Ann Bland. Ann Bland from Arrested Development. Ann Veal. Ann Egg. Who? Her? Sigh. I miss that show. Anyway, about Cam and bland. Bland pale pink, By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Tilda Swinton Best Oscar Androgynous Is she freaky-looking by conventional standards? Of course. Was her dress ugly as sh*t? Absolutely. But this is what makes Tilda Swinton so f&cking cool. She.Is.Cool. SO cool. I saw her on Saturday night at the Beverly Hills Hotel wearing a bright but pale By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Elliot Page The Spirit of Canada Ellen Page, baby! Ellen Page took home the Spirit Award for Best Female Lead, Diablo Cody won for screenplay, and Juno was named Best Feature and there continues to be a buzz in Hollywood - some say it’s the same buzz felt two years ago when Crash surprised everyone, upsetting By Lainey • Feb 23, 2008 01:15 pm
Kate Beckinsale The Spirit of Trying Hard Kate Beckinsale at the Spirits Awards – reminds me of grade school, you know on track & field day or at the science fair they always give out a ribbon to the kid that tries and grunts the hardest but has no hope of winning? Kate Beckinsale is the red carpet By Lainey • Feb 23, 2008 01:08 pm
Ashton Kutcher Ashton & Demi: party every night F&ck Ashton Kutcher is hot. When he’s not a total Gary he is some serious loin quivering ridiculous sexy. Have you seen the trailer for What Happens in Vegas? Click here to view https://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/whathappensinvegas/trailerb/ - Ashton is beautiful. Cameron is not. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2008 06:01 am
Madonna Madge, Sean, and Guy But not the right Guy. Big party last night with some major heavy hitters – all for CAA of course – and it looks like Madonna is in a festive mood. You’ve probably already heard: she and Demi Moore and Guy Oseary will host a post-Oscar bash to fill the By Lainey • Feb 23, 2008 05:49 am
Elliot Page Hamburger Phone Exclusive Giveaway! If you’ve seen Juno, you know exactly why you want a Hamburger Phone. As mentioned before, this was the only swag I took from the Canadian Consulate Luncheon yesterday and it could be yours. If you are interested in the Hamburger Phone, please send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2008 05:47 am
Brad Pitt No Doubt About the Second Coming There it is – a slamdunk confirmation that the Second Coming will join The Chosen One, Maddox, Zahara, and Pax as the latest member of the Pitt Family. Angelina and Brad did no interviews at the Spirit Awards today, posing instead for photos before heading inside. Our eTalk cameras were there By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 07:00 pm
Rihanna Bringing Home the Boy Rihanna turned 20 this week and last night she was feted at home in Barbados with a Birthday/Grammy motorcade and tribute concert. Barbados has a new Queen and Thursday was declared Rihanna Day! Locals were truly moved by the event as Rihanna arrived on a yacht wearing yellow, greeted By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 05:24 am
Rachel McAdams Rachel McAdams: the new cut Soho House Grey Goose Club – Madonna was by far the biggest surprise but we were totally not expecting to see Rachel McAdams since she is normally so low key and off the scene. She showed up with her sister Kayleen, a make up artist in town to style Tamara Podemski By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 05:05 am
Cameron Diaz Cam & Drew: Girls’ Girls Drew Barrymore’s birthday party last night at Soho House Grey Goose Club wasn’t one of those red carpet affairs. No paps, private location, private entrance, Soho House this week has literally been a place where celebrities can have their own parties without making it a work event. So By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 03:53 am
Ashton Kutcher Hollywood Domino No for real. Like actually playing dominos – it’s the latest in themed parties for celebrities, favoured in particular by Ashton and Demi at a super glam old school benefit event last night. And he is SERIOUS about his dominos. Apparently when the tournament started it was like – game on, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 01:51 am
