Ben Affleck Save Ben’s Career Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut. I will see it. Not because early reviews have returned positive feedback and not because Casey Affleck has a certain je ne sais quoi (loved him in The Last Kiss) but because the movie is make it or break it for By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 10:20 am
George Clooney Acceptable Bad Table Manners Never acceptable to be rude at table…unless you used to be a Vegas cocktail girl and your date is George Clooney. In that case, turn your back to the other guests including Cindy Crawford and focus on him only. Which is exactly what Sarah Larsen is doing in this By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 06:30 am
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Pretty Loves Presents Her attitude is for sh-t, her music sucks, her lyrics suck even harder, she’s emotionally stunted, has the maturity of a nine year old…but Avril really is so pretty, non? Here she is Germany and Russia a few days ago promoting her new album and again back in By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 04:51 am
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 04:29 am
Clive Owen The Golden Age Giveaway! If you love Cate Blanchett as I love Cate Blanchett you will love The Golden Age. It’s the way she speaks, it’s the way only she can deliver a performance so authentically regal, it’s the costuming, it’s Clive sodding Owen standing there dripping in hotness tempting By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 04:27 am
Colin Farrell Quiverating AND Kind It’s easy to feel 16 again when it comes to Colin Farrell. First, as you know, he’s currently #1 on the Freebie Five…click here for a refresher. Then there was that bit with the homeless man in Toronto – generously taking him shopping and then setting him up By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 03:52 am
Intro for Oct 09, 2007 Dear Gossips, You can’t rehabilitate a famewhore. Especially not one raised by Dina Lohan. Just five minutes out of rehab and already an exclusive sit down interview including photos with OK! Magazine...clearly someone is eager to knock Britney off the tabloid mountain. Lindsay Lohan is back! More on By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 02:58 am
Blake Lively Gossip is Good Tuesdays are good. Tuesday are good because Gossip Girl is good. And Gossip Girl has just been picked up for a full season! I’m telling you… if you haven’t already, you really must. It is sinful and silly and will do nothing for your brain or, for that By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Becks Rivals Brad While Victoria and Cruz are in Paris for fashion week and an Elle Magazine cover shoot – high fashion photos in which she looks like a starving Martian – Becks is hanging back in LA with Brooklyn and Romeo, playing doting dad at school. Check out the maddening quiverating this weekend. Just By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Linda Evangelista Supermodel Middle-aged Impossible to grow up in the 80s and 90s and not idolise the original supermodels – back when the models were the stars, when they were the only choices to grace Vogue and Elle instead of the Taupes and Anistons that do so today. We used to watch Fashion Television religiously By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
George Clooney The Clooney Campaign He was on David Letterman last night, sexy as all hell in his black suit and so… Man. Just Man. Real Man. There is no boy or punk in George Clooney. Even my mother in law wants him. And this is not a frivolous woman. Check out George last night By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Clean, Sober, Hungry Hungry for attention and desperately afraid we stopped caring, Lindsay Lohan has accepted OK!’s generous offer for her exclusive post-rehab first interview and of course is saying all the right things. She also happily posed for photos. Not surprisingly, her father did too. Still, in spite of the incorrigible By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise All Time Homo Quiver The most stylish man in the universe and f*ck me…he has to be gay. Who doesn’t covet Tom Ford? Feast your eyes on Tom, all of him, in Out. His sly arrogance, his pompous attitude, his horny-bitch quotes on women, his horny-bitch quote on straight men, and By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 06:57 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze at the Wedding Nicole Kidman was in NYC this weekend to promote her latest Margot at the Wedding – three outings and three scary ass sightings. First – at a screening for Margot, hair down in a virginal dress. You will note there’s not a wrinkle on her face – NOT ONE – in spite the By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 06:47 am
Sean Diddy Combs At Least… At least he’s not a deadbeat dad? What else is there to say? Five children – I think – and three baby mothers... Sean Diddy Daddy Puffy Combs clearly does not believe in monogamy or, for that matter, condoms. Turns out he got a girl pregnant just 5 months before getting By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 06:00 am
Cameron Diaz Hollywood Musical Love Chairs Cameron Diaz dated Jared Leto. Cam and Jared broke up. Cam went on to Justin Timberlake, Jared to Scarlett Johansson. Then Cam and JT split and JT had a brief fling with Scarlett. Now Cam is with Bradley Cooper who happens to be starring in He’s Just Not That By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 05:42 am
