Pip’n’Ass eat Eggs Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel just moments ago were eating at Eggstacy in Yorkville in Toronto. Four of my girlfriends were there. No…let me clarify. Four of my girlfriends busted their asses to get there when they heard. I am embarrassed for them so I will not name names. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 05:36 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Snob on the Road As you may have heard my Gwynnie is joining chef Mario Batali on an eating expedition through Spain. Gwyneth spent a summer in Spain when she was a teen, she loves the country, and apparently jumped at the chance to join Mario in the quest to find the perfect meal. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 04:59 am
Charlie Sheen Surprise! Denise Leaks More Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 03:59 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Judged! It’s called Tough Love. And it’s about f&cking time. After all, this is a girl who has lived in excess for almost her entire life. Excessive working conditions, excessive partying conditions, with no structure, no limits, no reason to be accountable. And therefore a legendary laziness By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Matching Pitt Pick Up Brad and Angelina picked up Maddox together from school yesterday. Maddox appears to have had a fun afternoon and clearly adores it when his parents come to fetch him together. Love that they’re sending him to French school. The lower tier rags meanwhile are continuing to alternate between calling By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Supervised All eyes were at court today after KFed and his eyepatch arrived for the custody hearing. At least he showed up. And where was the Chicken Fried? Well…TMZ.com is saying she spent part of her day driving around looking for a Starbucks with her dog – see attached. Kevin’ By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 02:56 pm
Sienna Miller Helmet Hair but Glowing She continues to deny anything more than friendship with Rhys Ifans but he’s still living at her place and she’s looking better than she has in a long, long time… Has the Love Glow affected Sienna Miller? Check her out on the carpet tonight at the Stardust premiere By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 09:17 am
Michelle Pfeiffer At Any Age Michelle Pfeiffer tonight in London for the UK premiere of Stardust. Damn. To say she looks incredible for 49 is missing the point - she looks incredible for any age, non? I’m a solid 15 years younger and I’d kill to come close. Most 20 year olds would By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:55 am
Charlotte’s Accessory Many emails about it this morning re: Charlotte’s bridesmaid dress yesterday on the set of Sex & The City… see photo attached for reference. You will note there is something strapped to her right ankle leading some to conclude it’s an alcohol monitoring bracelet. To me it looks By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 06:44 am
Jude Law Pretty Dandy to Beef Up Jude Law at the NYC premiere of Sleuth yesterday looking pretty in a brown hat. Jude is headed to Toronto very shortly to begin work on Repossession Mambo with Forest Whitaker. Multiple sources have confirmed to me that Jude will be undergoing an intense diet and exercise regimen to get By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 04:44 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Horse, Wedding…and Helen Gurley Brown SPOILER!!! Look away if you can’t handle!!! It’s not the dress and it’s not the feather. On someone softer, on someone with some vavoom, on someone who could at least fill out the bust… it’s all good. However, with her horse face and the witch boil By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 04:14 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip GirlCrush Am obsessed with Blake Lively. Obsessed. She plays Serena in Gossip Girl though you may remember her from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie – Blake played Bee/Bridget but it’s on the show where she really shines with that mysterious “It”. Not conventionally cutesy pretty, not soft, not By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss Reunion Imminent Remember: Crack Love is Forever. So it’s only a matter of time before Kate Moss and Pete Doherty reunite. Looks like Pete is looking to accelerate the process. As you know, five minutes after throwing Pete out of her house, Kate hooked up with another musician called Jamie Hince By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Next up for Jen? Tory Burch and Lance Armstrong are over. Distance is the official reason, the unofficial reason is probably because he’s a dickhead. Don’t get me wrong… once upon a time Lance was the ultimate Quiveration and a former #1 on the Freebie Five. But just because he crusades for By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Clean Cut Quiveration Ashton Kutcher – without the sad attempt at growing a beard, he is the hotness. No wonder she’s so happy…I’d be happy too. And they look happy together. Here are Ashton and Demi on the sidelines at the Giants game Sunday night…still together and still wanting to By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:20 am
