Brad Pitt Definitely, Almost First sighted Ryan Reynolds becoming Brad Pitt about a month ago in LA. Today in New York, looks like Ryan is at it again: the hat, the jacket, the pants. I’d give Brad a slight edge on the pants but still…as far as imitators go, Ryan is far By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 08:25 am
Eric Bana Valentine Bana A Valentine biscuit from me to you – many want him on the Freebie Five so here’s Eric Bana arriving in Berlin today to promote The Other Boleyn Girl with Nat and Scarjo. Definitely a hunky beast and very good hair and devoted to his wife but as mentioned before By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 05:04 am
Valentine C-Bomb! SO immature, but f*cking hilarious! Seriously… this totally makes my life. That old broad Jane Fonda went on the Today show today to discuss her involvement with the Vagina Monologues. And she decided to drop the C-bomb! Good morning to you too! The MiniVan Majority will be muttering By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 03:55 am
Natalie Portman Et tu, Natalie? Perhaps it’s the flu. The flu is going around, non? Or perhaps she too has bought into the Hollywood standard – that sense of entitlement that transcends etiquette and good manners. With a few exceptions, of course, celebrities are almost never on time. And while on occasion they could be By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 03:44 am
Britney Spears A New Weave Not the greatest, but it’s a good start. Britney at the dance studio yesterday – she worked out for over an hour, supposedly as part of an intense training program before kicking off a new tour. Tour??? They worked her to the bone as an adolescent and they want to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 02:42 am
Nicole Kidman Katie Goes to The Oscars No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Reality for Country Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:00 pm
Uma Thurman Uma Glow & Colin Firth There was a little something extra in Uma’s face tonight in London for the premiere of The Accidental Husband co-starring Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Uma and Colin – great onscreen pairing, non? Me likey. Unfortunately he probably won’t get the girl. The Accidental Husband is about By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 08:54 am
Chace Crawford Nate & Blair & The Billionaire Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl are in Toronto today for the Virgin Mobile launch with Richard Branson. As mentioned last week, now that Blake Lively can’t style herself out of the Mall Closet, Leighton is now officially The One. And she is gorgeous. GORGEOUS! Look at By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:34 am
Victoria Beckham Getting You To Friday… Does it seem like a long week? It’s been dragging on forever, non? Here’s a little treat to get you to Friday. Speaking of treats – Marcus had minor surgery 2 weeks ago and was doped up on morphine, knocked right out, sleeping under the covers in our bed. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:10 am
James McAvoy Even When He’s Not… James McAvoy is f&cking hot. Hotter still because he married his brain mate just as his career was taking off. Anne-Marie Duff is an accomplished stage actress recently acclaimed for her performance as Joan of Arc in the National Theatre’s production of Saint Joan. Photo attached. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 06:22 am
Isla Fisher Isla After Olive It’s been four months since the arrival of baby Olive. Here’s Isla Fisher in New York last night for the premiere of Definitely, Maybe which according to advance preview audiences is adorable. Word is Isla has slimmed down quickly for her wedding. She was cute in an interview By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 05:43 am
Christina Aguilera Christina & Max Looks like People Magazine outbid the others for the first photos of Christina Aguilera with her baby Max. How much is that baby on the magazine cover? I wonder if she nurses him at home with a full face of makeup. Am now obsessed with seeing what Christina looks like By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 05:39 am
Madonna Madge the Director Madonna makes her directorial debut at the Berlin Film Festival with the premiere of her movie Filth and Wisdom, about an aspiring Ukrainian actor who survives by cross dressing for a hetero clientele. Sounds promising. Here she is defying 50 at the photo call today. Reviews have yet to be By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 04:11 am
Kate Hudson Carpet Opposites Kate Hudson lit up the carpet in London last night at the Elle Style Awards, not because she’s blonde but because she simply pops. Kate Hudson – warm and fuzzy, fresh baked cookies and giggles. And super thin in white, though I gather from my email that the bump-obsessed By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 03:55 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Bar’s Real Curves A curvy model – can you believe it. No… but like a REAL curvy model. You know I love Gisele but it’s laughable when they characterise Gisele as curvy. Gisele is not curvy. Leo’s Bar Rafaeli on the other hand is legitimately curvy. Thin but curvy. And definitely something By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 03:24 am
