Jennifer Aniston No After Sex Crying Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 03:54 am
Clive Owen The Queen in Blue Cate Blanchett the one and only on the carpet last night at the premiere of The Golden Age. As usual, she is flawless. As usual, she is the epitome of elegance…even in a shapeless gown, Cate owns it like no one else. The Golden Age arrives in theatres next By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 03:43 am
Cheese Cheats Although his “art” and therefore his career is entirely predicated upon the fact that he loves love and believes in love, especially love at home, and has made millions off women swooning over every word and note, it seems for him at least love does not go hand in hand By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Owned! Breaking news – TMZ.com is reporting that Britney has officially lost custody of her children as KFed’s lawyer stormed the court today, taking advantage of media attention placed on Britney’s shoddy driving record etc to milk her even more for her money and of course put the kids By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 09:11 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth at Home!!! Can you imagine how exciting this is for me? A glimpse INSIDE the Hamptons home of my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow? Classic Gwyneth hypocrisy – complaining about privacy or lack thereof and then inviting House & Garden to photograph her kitchen, her bedroom, and Apple’s adorably canopy bed. Inviting you By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 05:41 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sales So as mentioned above, Gimme More the video was supposed to drop today. However, I can tell you exclusively that the premiere has been delayed by her label. Not because it sucks but because it can and will sell. The song is already #1 on iTunes which is why my By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 05:17 am
Tori Spelling Almost Donatella Not quite as hideous as Donatella Versace, but Tori Spelling is coming close. Very, very close. And while she has always been unfortunate looking, karmic retribution has of late quite obviously exponentially expanded the ugly. Use caution and expect more than a shudder as you torture your eyes at the By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 04:13 am
Nicole Richie October Wedding? TMZ.com is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have hired a wedding planner and have set the date for October 13th – less than two weeks away! Good date… 13 is a very, very lucky number, especially for a baby. Having said that, the proximity of the occasion is By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 03:57 am
Jennifer Aniston On the beach with Three Whiskers? No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 03:15 am
John Mayer Friday Night Pee A gift that yields many rewards. Love, love, love. Here’s John Mayer stepping out for the first time in the spotlight with his new piece in Santa Monica this weekend, clearly with no intention of keeping it quiet. Her name is Minka Kelly and since most of you shamefully By Lainey • Sep 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Pamela Anderson Three White Bikinis Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon – they’ve applied for a marriage license, will have one year to make it official but x17online.com is claiming they actually did it this weekend. TMZ.com says they didn’t. Meanwhile this is the most press Rick’s had since getting infected by By Lainey • Sep 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel The Ultimate Overreach Turns out ego is contagious. And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake has passed it on to the Shelf Ass. How else can you explain this move? Earlier this week it was reported that Jessica Biel was in talks to star at Wonder Woman in the new super hero movie Justice League of By Lainey • Sep 28, 2007 10:10 am
Kiefer Sutherland And So It Should Be Driving drunk repeatedly? Yes please do charge him. Kiefer Sutherland is officially facing two misdemeanour counts of DUI and could be looking at 18 months in prison which of course is why he’s hired high powered attorney Blair Berk. Seems like all Berk clients get to walk, although word By Lainey • Sep 28, 2007 09:43 am
Mariah Carey New Classic Mimi Cheese What’s the difference between Rossum and Mimi Cheese? Rossum makes you want to drill a hole into your skull through the eyeball. Mimi Cheese just makes you giggle. Mimi is amusing. Laughing at her is fun. And while this is certainly not her objective, at the same time, she By Lainey • Sep 28, 2007 04:07 am
Hilary Duff Why Push? Almost, almost perfect, if not for two sadly pushed up tits that threaten to ruin her entire look. Check out Hilary Duff at the Spirit of Life award dinner last night. Fresh face, great makeup, the dress is a vision – I love the detailing on the band – so why? Why By Lainey • Sep 28, 2007 03:36 am
Sean Diddy Combs The Daily Bitch… Please So Diddy was in NYC the other night, brought four people along with him to GoldBar when the girl at the door simply asked how many people were in his party. Fair question, right? Apparently not. Apparently someone as important and influential as Sean Combs doesn’t need to answer By Lainey • Sep 28, 2007 02:55 am
