Lainey Interviews Falling Short It’s one of the few downsides of the job and while the snark is occasionally balanced by super love and adoration, when your fantasies about someone turn out to be just that – just fantasies – it absolutely crushes you. Such is the case with Joaquin Phoenix. I am sad. I By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Joaquin at the Window Am in my room at the Intercon looking out the window. There’s a terrace one floor below. Jaoquin Poenix and Mark Ruffalo – I can almost touch them. Like literally open the window and speak without raising my voice and he could hear me. Should I ask him why he’ By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 09:32 am
Kate Bosworth The Girl in the Elevator Waited at the elevator beside Kate Bosworth yesterday at the Intercon. She was on junket assignment for her new film The Girl in the Park with Sigourney Weaver. She is taller than most, though not as tall as you might think, and sooooper thin. Especially her legs. Too bony, not By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 09:07 am
Victoria Beckham Front Row ConcreteTits Between Fashion Week and TIFF, many celebrities are jetting back and forth from NYC to Toronto. In Victoria Beckham’s case it’s from the west coast…LA to New York to prop her concrete tits in the front row at a series of shows including Marc Jacobs and Oscar By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 08:50 am
Ashlee Simpson Funniest.Sh-t.Ever It doesn’t get much better than this. Sunday night at some club after the VMAs, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and their entourage which, of course, included her creepy perv ass father (would you go clubbing with your da?) got into a scrap with some bodyguards that resulted in By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 04:28 am
Colin Farrell The New #1 The Freebie Five is f&cked. There’s a bug, they can’t get it to update the way I want it to. Soon it will be fixed and when it is… Colin Farrell will occupy the #1 spot. Above Becks, above them all, Colin Farrell is pure sex. By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Ryan Gosling The “IT” Lounge – Exclusive Giveaway!!! Brad and Angelina received them and donated theirs to charity, and Ryan Gosling slopped by the IT Lounge too with his mom and sister…photo attached. As I’ve said, my swag is your swag. Am too swamped to type out every item in one huge swag bag from the By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Ryan Gosling Ryan in Houndstooth I know the suit looks kinda goofy in photos but in person…it was cool. He was cool. The other dudes on the press line were like – man, that’s a kick ass suit. And as always, he was chill. In a good mood at the premiere of Lars and By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:41 am
Jude Law Dandy at the Festival Jude Law last night at the TIFF premiere of Sleuth. Dapper dandy was surprisingly in fine spirits considering the little pap incident he had last week. Stopped to talk to everyone, even a little flirty at times, and trademark Jude style – skinny tie, skinny pants, very tan, and prettier than By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:03 am
Keira Knightley A Better Eggplant Unlike the rest of the free world, was not a fan of Keira Knightley’s eggplant creation at the Oscars two years ago. Dark and severe and old… much too old for a gamine 20 year old creature plucky enough to play Lizzie Bennett with aplomb. Last night at the By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 04:26 am
Brava Sharon Osbourne is without a doubt a crazy bitch. But as loopy as she is, Sharon Osbourne at least knows her limits. At least when it comes to her children. The reality show f&cked them up. Both Kelly and Jack had rumoured addiction issues, both sought treatment right By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 02:46 am
Charlize Theron Festival Douche Almost everyone is on their best behaviour at a film festival. Not only because the international media lurks around every corner but also because one of the main objectives at a film festival, especially for smaller budget projects, is to buy and sell. Such is the case for Battle in By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Brangelunatic and a Baby Promised yesterday to tell you about the crazy near-riot situation on Saturday night in Toronto brought on by the deranged Brangelunatics. Following the premiere of the Assassination of Jesse James, Brad and Angelina were supposed to head over to Amber for the private after party. It’s late, around 11 By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Unfunny Douche For a refresher on blind riddle protocol, please click here under #4. Primadonna bitch is shooting a movie in Toronto and amazing people with his demands. First he refused to be driven in a limo to the set an hour away and demanded to be helicoptered there instead by his By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Sienna Miller Speaking to Sienna Friday night at the Holt Renfrew launch of Twenty8Twelve. Was on the carpet covering arrivals for eTalk before heading inside the party. About the clothes – I’m sorry to say, WAY better quality than Kate Moss’s. So many cute pieces they apparently sold out in a day and have By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 03:29 am
Kid Rock Pam’s Proud Moment Pam’s romantic resumé is all class. Her two ex-husbands, seated a few tables apart, apparently could not stop taunting each other. Needless to say, because all white trash confrontations end in a scrap, they ended up coming to blows, with Kid decking Tommy hard before security stepped in to By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 01:24 am
