Brad Pitt Best Porn & Pregnant: The Pitts There was a bulge. There was definitely a bulge. And they were definitely workin’ it. Definitely. Because they are the best at selling. Which is why I will always buy what they’re selling. I will also buy their sex tape, if it was ever made available, bcecause, as you By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Kate Hudson Worst Hair: Kate Hudson Her bangs were parted in the middle and curled to the side… WTF??? And…worse still…you can see the backcomb line!!! Which means her head has clearly been divided into three sections – left, ride, and behind. Seriously…did she go back to 1989 and have her hair set by By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Worst Yellow: Kate Beckinsale Another girl who tries so painfully hard so painfully often. Only in her case, there aren’t enough opportunities. Which is why the layered flutter is so over and still Kate Beckinsale couldn’t help herself…still she had to wear the layered flutter dress, almost as though she’s By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Vanessa L Williams Best Yellow: Vanessa L Williams Crazy ass body. And what a crazy ass comeback. Girl deserves a SAG just for putting up with that douchebag Rick Fox. So here’s Vanessa wearing every inch of this Escada and celebrating her 40s. 44 to be exact. But it may as well be 35, non? By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
America Ferrera Best Hair: America Ferrera The makeup, the dress, the brooch on the shoulder, the hair – last night, she was head to toe perfection. America Ferrera making couture curvy… do you love it, or do you LOVE it? And do you wish she’d loan out her stylist to Nikki Blonsky? Someone who can do By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Sandra Oh Best Hanbok: Sandra Oh If you’ve been to a Korean wedding, you’ve likely seen a Hanbok – the traditional ceremonial dress modified here for a Hollywood awards show. LOVE it. Not so much her hair…but am all over her bringing a little culture to the carpet, especially in advance of Lunar New By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Chandra Wilson Best Overkill: Chandra Wilson Chandra Wilson - one of the few bright lights on Grey’s Anatomy holding a sh*t ass show together in gold and striped and so adorable – great actors can play dress up and still be taken seriously, see? Ellen Page could stand to learn from Chandra Wilson, non? And above By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Debra Messing Worst Overkill: Debra Messing The hair, the posing, the moment she stepped foot on the carpet, she was EXPECTING to be noticed. Only she had to slap you in the face to grab your attention. I mean, what else can you say? Sit DOWN Debra Messing. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Marcia Cross Best Colour: Marcia Cross It can get pretty tiresome – Marcia Cross in turquoise or orange or fuschia or green – on a red carpet. Yes Marcia, we get it… you can wear colour. And now we can’t tell the difference between what you looked like at the Globes or the Emmys. Because pink ends By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Eric Dane Worst Colour: Rebecca Gayheart Ugh. Am all over her husband. That dress on the other hand should be burned. Like, seriously… would anyone be wearing Marchesa if not for Harvey Weinstein? It gets uglier and uglier! And so f&cking desperate! Every Marchesa dress is desperate. Like the fashion equivalent of Emmy Rossum’ By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp Leather Pants & Sequins Only Johnny’s girl. Vanessa Paradis at the NRJ Awards making leather pants look chic and also making a fool out of anyone else who wants to try it. Want to flog myself for not appreciating her sooner. For criminally criticising her past Oscar originality. The shame! Depps will be By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Annette Bening How Warren Was Won Seriously. Seriously. Look at Annette Bening. Look at her. She will be 50 this year. If this is me at 50, Buddha will have heard my prayers. So forget the awards, forget the Oscars, forget his professional accolades… Warren Beatty’s singular most exceptional achievement was taking his head out By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Beyoncé Eat it Beyonce Last year it was Jennifer Hudson stealing her show. But this year there’s a much more formidable rival. Because while Beyonce continues to look like ass letting her mother dress her, Rihanna bears no such maternal burden. Which is why time and again, she is fiercely beating B at By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Eva Longoria Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria, Ellen Pompeo Just didn’t care… did you care? Eva Longoria screams TV. Like whatever she’s wearing comes from the costume department at a soap opera. As for Ellen’s Nina Ricci - possibly the only woman who can make Olivier Theyskens look boring. Dull people shouldn"t wear champagne... Photos By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
The SAG Awards Due to the writers’ strike, this could be it. The SAG Awards – the only big splash carpet of the season. And it’s over. And there was a major upset: Ruby Dee beating out Cate Blanchett for Best Supporting Actress… Is this a sign of things to come come Oscar? By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Tara Reid Concrete Tits to Ghetto Tits: Cavalli Downgrades Call me Cruise and maybe even a little drunk but this is Tara Reid heading to a pre-Chinese New Year party with her new BFF Julien Macdonald in London trying to ingratiate herself with the Eurotrash jetset and actually looking… not bad. And the Stroke Face appears to have By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
