George Clooney A Classic in White George Clooney arriving in Venice for the film festival. His latest Michael Clayton will premiere there and will be screened again at TIFF which means all three – George, Brad, and Matt will be coming to the festival. With all of their projects showing within a day of each other, there By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 04:47 am
Sienna Miller An Auspicious Beginning Sienna Miller’s Twenty8Twelve launched yesterday in London. Being that it’s a fashion line, how impressive to see that Sienna looked like she couldn’t be bothered last night at the launch party. Shlumpy hair, shlumpy outfit, and of course instead of abstaining just one night, just to get By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:49 am
Dating a Douche Perfect young couple: beautiful and cute, comparable status, first colleagues now lovers trying to stay out of the spotlight. At first, she was charmed by his charm, thought that she had found someone less brooding than her last boyfriend, someone less complicated, with fewer issues. Problem is, the honeymoon phase By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:34 am
Britney Spears Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas on By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:12 am
Intro for Aug 31, 2007 Dear Gossips, Scroll down if you still haven’t heard Britney’s new single Gimme More. Am all over it. But there were 2 songs leaked – the other one, Cold as Fire, is as lame as the title. More on Britney below. Friday before Labour Day weekend – final blast of By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:06 am
Lauren Conrad LC, Heidi and...Rolling Stone??? Just got an exclusive hot tip... Word is Rolling Stone is working on a joint photo shoot with Lauren and Heidi of The Hills. Can you imagine the drama? Am trying to follow up. Keep you posted! Here"s Lauren at the beach the other day and Heidi after By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Michelle Yeoh Lust, Caution, Michelle Michelle Yeoh in Venice yesterday this time for the premiere of Lust, Caution. She is perfection. Oh and by the way…Michelle is 3 years older than Diane Lane. Just sayin’… Anyway, Michelle of course was there to support fellow Chinese Ang Lee’s latest. You may best know Lee By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Cut Regret I know it well. Hair cut disaster, hair cut regret, hating yourself in the mirror for months until it grows back…this is Diane Lane. Look at her expression. She can’t be happy about this. Because this is f&cking horrendous. Here’s Diane at the premiere of By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Angelina Jolie From Iraq to the Zoo! This just in! Laineygossip.com reader Paula saw Angelina and the children in Central Park today. Fresh off her humanitarian mission to the Middle East, Jolie is back on Mommy duty as Brad goes to work. Below – Paula’s observations unedited. FYI: the anti-Angelina faction will be unhappy…The Chosen By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:36 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:23 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Tokyo Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 06:19 am
Samantha Micelli forever This bitch never ages…she must be part Asian. She’ll look like hell when she’s 60, poor thing. Have always loved Alyssa Milano. My cousin Cat and I used to live for Who’s the Boss. I always thought she looked a little like Sam, especially when teasing By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 04:24 am
Ashton Kutcher When Gary goes away… Totally have a thing for Ashton Kutcher when he’s not rockin’ the pathetic Gary Beard. He’s gorgeous. And he looks great in pants. And he has that irresistible perpetually “young” look about him, like a frat boy only without the hazing and the gang rapes. Check out Ashton By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Lucy Liu Green Hats and the Curse of the Fook Chinese people don’t wear green hats. Wearing a green hat means you’ve been cuckolded and who wants to walk around advertising that they’ve been chumped? Check out Lucy Liu on the set of Cashmere Mafia the other day. Hopefully she doesn’t have a boyfriend. And too By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Sean Bean The Daily Gorgessity: Ageless and the Bean The Ageless Michelle Yeoh in Venice for the premiere of Far North. And for those of you who quiver for it, there’s a taste of the Bean. Growing up watching Hong Kong cinema, I’ve been looking at this woman now for 20 years. She STILL looks the same By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Trading Slaps So Bridget Moynahan had her baby. Tom Brady was apparently at the hospital but not permitted inside for the birth. Word is he did spend some time with the boy before being told his mother wanted to limit his involvement. And despite telling teammates and even announcing on the field By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
