Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Brody: New York & Sex Almost a year ago, about the same time she entered rehab for the first of three visits, Lindsay Lohan was supposedly horny-texting Brody Jenner, telling him she was craving “McDonald’s and sex”. Twelve months later, even though Brody apparently has a serious girlfriend, he and Lilo are both By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Alan Rickman Snape at Sundance Alan Rickman is a sexy beast. Yum. Especially in his hilarious striped jeans and leather cape at Sundance. OK so maybe it’s not a cape but still…wouldn’t you love to see Snape rock a leather cape? If you’re a Potter fan, a large part of your By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 04:41 am
Jennifer Lopez Disney Cheese Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of portraits for Disney using celebrities as famous Disney characters. Totally cheesy, but kinda in a good way. Take La Lopez and Marc Anthony for example as Princess Jasmine and her man with Whoopi as Aladdin. So cheese. So love. And then there’ By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 04:25 am
Eva Longoria Soap Opera Forever You’d think, now that she’s been on prime time for almost 5 years, that Eva Longoria could finally stop dressing for daytime tv, non? This is what happens when you work with Ken Paves. Ugh. So here’s Eva in London promoting her new movie Over Her Dead By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 03:22 am
Brad Pitt Two Siblings for the Chosen One? The good news – Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins! The bad news – Star Magazine is the one reporting it. Which is very, very, very bad news indeed. Because they also reported not too long ago that Brad was packing up the Chosen One Shiloh and leaving Angelina to go back By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 03:01 am
Scarlett Johansson Definitely Quiveration, Maybe Engaged? Ryan Reynolds last night at the Definitely Maybe premiere without a beard for once posing with co-star Abigail Breslin. Totally thought I’d prefer him clean shaven, but seeing him here… it’s a little too Tiger Beat, non? Definitely maybe just a little stubble. As for those engagement By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 02:38 am
Taylor Kitsch The Smash, The Riggs – it’s Friday Night Quiver! The Smash doesn’t get enough love. And since it’s Friday, it’s time to give The Smash some love. But not before my tireless pleading… Only 3 new episodes of Fright Night Lights remain before the show runs out of script. But if you still haven’t had By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Ellen Degeneres Jakey’s Birthday Song for Ellen If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker All About the Clothes SJP fluttered about NYC yesterday for a print shoot in support of the upcoming Sex & the City movie. Michael K at DListed.com, always with a flair for description, called that blue wrap the “world’s biggest scrunchie”. Clever bitch. Thing is… on Sex & the city, fashion was By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Fashion GayFight! Only thing better than two bitches scrapping is two queens scrapping. Or in this case, three queens scrapping. So Mr Valentino has announced he’s retiring and, like any egomaniacal ‘mo would rightly do, is currently milking the longest goodbye, like, ever. As you know, Mr Valentino does not mince By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 06:52 am
Tori Spelling Junior’s Sperm Finds a Second Jackpot Like his mentor Kevin Federline, KFed Jr’s boys can swim hard. And when they dive, they always hit the target. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling is pregnant and while In Touch is normally full of sh*t, Tori and Junior need the exposure. Pregnant and another By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 06:26 am
Lucy Liu A One Time Coat Not for everyone, hell no. You may think it’s ugly – and you certainly wouldn’t be alone – but as opposed to Blake’s Barbara Walter’s moment, at least there’s something campy arty going on. At least it’s fun. Lucy Liu’s pink and purple ensemble yesterday By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 05:54 am
Brad Pitt The Ex Truce: One Night Only There are many reasons to look forward to Oscar…but this year, even more intriguing. Because there is a party going on the night before – appropriately titled The Night Before party – setting up to be a clash of the exes. Seriously guaranteed to salivate your smutty juices. The party is By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 04:09 am
Paris Hilton Stroke Face Finds a Famous Friend Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, this By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 02:33 am
Jennifer Aniston Miss America Charms Vancouver She’s not my favourite but I’d trade Pamela Anderson’s dirty skank for Jennifer Aniston’s fraud any time. Can we give Pam to the US in exchange for Jen? Jen kicked off her Canadian work trip with some drama last week thanks to her “racialist” bodyguard and By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 07:00 pm
Marion Cotillard Fall In Love with My Marion They say Julie Christie can’t lose. And she shouldn’t. But if I had a ballot, as you know, apologies for repeating this for almost a year now, my vote would go to Marion Cotillard. Because her turn at Edith Piaf in La Vie en Rose was simply astonishing. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 08:26 am
