Keira Knightley Gorgessity or Bulimic Jaw? Renee Zellweger, Keira Knightley… I call it Bulimic Jaw after my friend Dr Beth told me about the way the corners of a woman’s jaw start protruding after too much binging and purging. Keira Knightley however says she doesn’t have an eating disorder, has never had an eating By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 09:07 am
Brad Pitt Daddy Loves Miss Z Couldn’t help it…saw these and had to share the quiveration. Massive quiveration. Brad Pitt and Miss Zahara bonding in NYC yesterday. SO cute and SO hot. Brad is in fact almost perfect here. The pants, the gait, clearly charmed by his child, the easy relaxed energy he appears By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 05:45 am
Hilary Duff Puck Bunny and Carb Face Hilary Duff and that hockey player still going strong. Here they are in NYC after dinner last night – she as usual is super cute with her ghetto fab earrings, he unfortunately appears to have a case of Ryan Phillippe’s Carb Face. Or is it just me? Cardigan needs some By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 05:12 am
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Paris Hilton On the Couch: Ebola’s signature move It amazes me that someone can do this - pose like this ON TOP OF A COUCH!!! – and not want to slap herself. Check it out – Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton in Vegas Monday for the launch of Wilmer Valderrama’s clothing line (???) working her horny porn posture hoping some lucky By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 03:38 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Cellie Ass So says the very reliable Entertainment Weekly and it is a song that has NOT been leaked so far. The title is Gimme More, produced by a Timbaland protégé, said to be a potential “smash” – an uptempo dance track. She shot the disastrous video for it a few weeks ago… By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 03:16 am
Beyoncé Better than Beyonce Aishwarya Rai, considered to be the most beautiful woman on the planet, is the new leading lady in the Pink Panther 2, currently shooting in France. Here’s Aishwarya on set last week totally living up to the moniker. Rai of course is following in the footsteps of Beyonce who By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Book Review The God of Animals The cover is total cheese… I would never have picked this book if it hadn’t been sent to me. But that is the best part – The God of Animals was totally unexpected and then it became a wonderful gift as soon as the jealousy abated. Because Aryn Kyle is By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 03:57 pm
Britney Spears Loyalty Rejected For all the people who’ve betrayed her, for all the times she’s been sold out, for her wanker douche no good freeloading son of a bitch bastard of an ex husband and every assistant/nanny/record producer who f&cked her over….you’d think Britney would By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 09:37 am
Mandy Moore Brown & Green Mandy Moore looking delicious at a fashion trade show yesterday. Brunettes and green…a favourite combination. But I do worry for Mandy. Mandy is a Love List Member. Mandy is not a twat. But Mandy, with her new “soul searching” music is starting to sound contrived – see her video for By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 08:41 am
Angelina Jolie Angelina in Th"Iraq Were you one of the 3 million + who watched the video of that learning impaired pageant queen bungle up her answer during the Miss Teen USA pageant the other day? If you haven’t the pleasure, click here. For some reason, she repeatedly refers to Iraq as “th’Iraq”… kills By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 06:04 am
Johnny Depp The Daily Gorgessity: Vanessa Paradis Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I"m a daft cow. Of course he’d be with a woman By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 05:27 am
Jude Law Textbook Swoon He doesn’t do it for me but some crazy bitch always sends me hate mail whenever I rag on his pansy ass so he must do it for someone. And I suppose, in a theatrical, the-cameras-are-rolling romantic comedy kind of way, Jude Law has a certain flavour …if that’ By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 03:46 am
The God of Animals LaineyBooks – the second recommendation. If you missed the review for Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, please click here If you have not read The God of Animals, skip to the next article. I gave a heads up on it a few weeks ago and the next book entries are By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley Highwaist and Jaw Am sorry…it’s mean. But I’m going to hell anyway and be honest… the underbite is crazy. Also remember, she doesn"t think she"s beautiful, hates being called pretty. Everyone"s a complainer... Still…it’s Keira. She deserves better. And she actually works By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Douche-free? Two biggest knocks against Elisha Cuthbert: that she is friends with that disease Paris Hilton and that she’s been dating that loser ass Sean Avery. Sean Avery is a hockey player, the kind of guy born with a “beat me” face and a matching prick attitude – constantly smirking, too By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
