Emmy Rossum Rossum Makes a Video! Cheese Rossum music deserves a cheese Rossum video. So of course Emmy had to put her songs to film, applying nauseating facial expressions to go along with her nauseating lyrics and nauseating “opera” enunciation and delivery: Slow me down Don’t let love pass me by, just Show me how By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 09:00 am
Britney Spears Saving the Boo Boos Courtroom drama today involving Britney’s boys. Her attorney and KFed’s attorney have been summoned in response to a reported investigation being conducted by Children and Family Services. In question, not surprisingly, is Britney’s ability to properly parent her babies. Just the other day, Britney’s parents were By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:32 am
Tori Spelling Gisele? Really? I don’t watch it and I don’t get it. But many of you do. Dancing with the Stars…somehow it’s still on the air. And thriving. And the new season is about to begin. ABC will reveal the new crop of “celebrity” dancers on Wednesday but TMZ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 06:06 am
Kate Hudson The Generous Girlfriend Kate Hudson, who once told a pap to f&ck off during her morning run, gave it up good for photographers in Malibu Saturday as she and Dax Shepard appeared to delight in each other’s company in the produce department at a grocery store. Dax of course is By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 05:51 am
Britney Spears Better Body, Terrible Mother Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Vegas. Amazingly enough, she wasn’t drunk driving. Even more amazing… her outfit. It’s a new classic. Still…the outfit I can handle. It’s the fingernail biting that grosses me out. I realise it’s a habit, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 03:50 am
Brad Pitt Family and Philanthropy in NYC Angelina took the kids to the park, then she and Brad flew via helicopter to the Hamptons to host a charity event. Here’s Angie with Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara on Saturday, and Brad with them earlier last week. Love the one with Baby Z hugging Daddy. And Brad By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 03:09 am
Owen Wilson Owen Wilson Hospitalised The Owen Wilson situation - biggest news in Hollywood, caused quite a frenzy yesterday. It was first reported by the National Enquirer as an overdose. According to the rag, Owen was taken to St John’s in very serious condition and then transferred to Cedars-Sinai. A criminal attorney was reportedly By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 02:39 am
Owen Wilson The Cuss Master By no means an original thought, and probably not what we should teach our children but still… if Samuel L Jackson was presiding over a Master Class in Cussing, I’d be there in a minute. I still laugh every time I think of his “foot massage” exchange with John By Lainey • Aug 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Overpeeled, Underfed Renee Zellweger at a concert this weekend, body fat as low as ever, and skin seemingly so scrubbed and so raw, it’s a wonder she can smile without pain. Or maybe that is pain. Maybe she is grimacing through her pain. Is 20 pounds and a good foundation seriously By Lainey • Aug 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Orlando Bloom Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas - By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 11:53 am
Brad Pitt The Pitt Family Frenzy in NYC Nothing like a Pitt Family outing in the Big Apple to make everyone lose their sh-t. Check it out – Brad and Angelina and the children minus the Chosen One went shopping at an art store today and people went bananas. Photographers and fans everywhere. Brad had asked the paps the By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 11:01 am
Jennifer Aniston Better from the Back From the face front side, I’d say pretty average but the backside? Damn. Jennifer Aniston has a sweet sweet bottom! Pilates works! So does swimming in the ocean instead of shouting at it! Here she is in Hawaii, still vacationing with Courteney and David and perhaps taking a lesson By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 10:29 am
Cameron Diaz Wrinkled by Douche Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does it By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 05:46 am
Victoria Beckham The Hotness Loses his Sh-t Poor Becks! Transatlantic travel is taking its toll. Becks was in Europe earlier this week practicing for England’s friendly against Germany, then he flew back immediately to suit up for the LA Galaxy’s match against Chivas USA. In the first half, Chivas midfielder Jesse Marsch fouled him too By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 03:33 am
Nicole Richie Perfect Prison Pictures Check it out. Nicole Richie’s booking photo yesterday. Cute, non? The secret when it comes to these girls is obviously dipping the chin. I try to remember this now when my friends are waving their cameras around at parties for immediate posting on Facebook. Funny thing is – have you By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 03:10 am
Intro for Aug 24, 2007 Dear Gossips, If Nicole Richie’s example is anything to go by, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve a measly few hours behind bars before being promptly released. Quite a gift, non? Considering she drank, drugged, and drove, I’d say she got off easy. Dina Lohan however…well, of course By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 02:45 am
