Kirsten Dunst My Kiki > Lilo Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:39 am
Selma Blair The New & Improved Selma Blair Once upon a time, Selma Blair stopped eating – she was Nicole Richie before Nicole Richie. This year, Selma Blair quietly went to rehab. It apparently IS possible to go to rehab without fanfare. Almost 12 months later, and as you can see, Selma Blair looks amazing. Here she is last By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:21 am
Tom Cruise He is The Saviour Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:51 am
Blake Lively Tiptoeing Out Gossip Girl cuties, from script to real life – Blake Lively and Penn Badgley showed up at Chanel’s Nuit de Diamants in New York last night, and I have no idea why she decided to look like a 50 year old. That dress, the hair… it’s atrocious. Sigh. Am By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:11 am
Jennifer Aniston The Aniston Racist Update Many of you have asked for an update on the situation. Click here for a refresher on what went down the other day. During the same “racialist” (booyakasha!) incident, Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards also tried to run the photographer off the road. The paparazzo was using a long lens and By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 03:54 am
Lindsay Lohan Blonde, Orange, and Lycra Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 02:53 am
Ashton Kutcher I see Demi! I see Rumey! Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 07:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Violent…or Heartbroken? Scuffle went down the other day between Chris Martin and a paparazzo in New York after she left the hospital prompting some to call Chris violent and out of control. Now I’m not one to hate on the paps – almost never in fact. The ones who use long lenses By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 07:00 pm
Eddie Murphy Two Weeks! Over already!!! People Magazine is reporting that after only 2 weeks of marriage, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are DONE! Apparently, he was the one who filed for the annulment. Annulment. Hm…Marriage never consummated? Reason is not known. At least not publicly. Johnny Gill anyone? Or could the annulment By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:37 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:16 am
Jared Leto Vintage 1971 Re-Opened Click away if you can’t stand it. I hate gloat, especially twice a day, smut is a first come first serve rule. Am sorry. I was the first to report exclusively on Monday that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up at the Art of Elysium event last weekend. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:06 am
Kate Moss Robobride & Kate Moss??? Did you know they were friends? Really??? Kate Moss is celebrating her 34th birthday and a gift arrived today from none other than KatE Cruise. In typical Cruise fashion, as in over the top, Katie’s gift was… a bed! Delivery order attached and also photo of Kate leaving her By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 06:47 am
A Smutty Test the Nation! Shameless self promotion, click away if you can’t handle. So I keep saying I should study but also keep getting distracted! Which is why I’ll probably get my assed kicked on Test the Nation this coming Sunday, January 20th on CBC! I’ll be part of the Blogger By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 04:27 am
Kate Bosworth Heartbreak is the New Blow Kate Bosworth is currently fronting an ad campaign for Calvin Klein Jeans and will be on the cover of the new issue of Vogue as part of a press push for her new film 21, co-starring the quiverating sex machine Jim Burgess. In the article, Kate addresses her break By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 04:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried NOT Crazy??? So says Alli Sims. In an exclusive new interview with Us Weekly, on stands today, Alli Sims, in exchange for some free press for her singing career (snort), is talking about Britney. As reported yesterday, Alli openly expresses her distrust of Adnan and suggests that if she had been around By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 03:19 am
Kate Winslet Return of Our Favourite Smut is subjective but I can’t think of anyone, or remember receiving any message from anyone, who doesn’t love Kate Winslet. Don’t we all love Kate Winslet? Kate, as you know, keeps it low key. Which is why candids of her don’t crop up every other By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:54 am
