George Clooney Sarah survives 2007 Well done Sarah Larsen who celebrated the new year still known as George Clooney’s girlfriend. Given Sarah’s titillating beginnings – click here if you need a refresher - making it to 2008 is indeed quite an accomplishment. So can you blame her for beaming last night on the arm of By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:23 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth According to Mom The paps caught up with Blythe Danner yesterday and asked her about Gwyneth’s hospitalisation. As you can see from Blythe’s blithe response in the video Gwyneth is fine. In fact, she’s “fabulous”, no longer in the hospital, and … Not pregnant. At least not according to mom, contrary By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:10 am
Jessica Simpson Bootycalling on his Blog Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:00 am
James Marsden Degrassi Star Comes Out Tonight, in an eTalk exclusive, Degrassi star Adamo Ruggiero talks publicly for the first time about coming out of the closet, coming to terms with his sexuality, and telling his parents. "I didn’t plan it that way… maybe it’s life imitating art… Degrassi let me do something By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Mad Money NASDAQ Damn. They are givin’er on promoting this movie. Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and of course Katie Holmes were on hand today to ring the opening bell at the NASDAQ. Not a bed marketing move, actually. Of course the Queen and Diane are adorable. And Katie too. Sort of. Spacey By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Natalie Portman Another Perpetrator of the Worst Pose Rachel Bilson said recently in Playboy that she would never pose nude. Thing is, posing nude just might be better than posing on all fours. It is the cheesiest pose ever. Ever. Check out Rachel on the cover and in the pages of the new GQ – total gorgessity but that By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Dissention! There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 08:02 am
Jessica Simpson Papa Perv F*cks Up Again Jessica Simpson’s career is in deep sh*t. She can’t sell a movie, she can’t sell pop music so she’s trying her hand at country music… but now Texas hates her ass. And if her home state hates her ass, how the hell is she going By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:50 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:20 am
Paris Hilton FILA Ebola If I were on the board at FILA, I’d be cashing in my shares in getting the f&ck out. Because in hiring Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton as a spokesvirus, the brand has officially been infected. Which means their products are now contaminated and stocks will eventually plummet. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 03:45 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride on Letterman Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 02:33 am
Gwyneth Paltrow OK! says she’s OK! OK! Magazine is reporting that my Gwyneth has returned home after being hospitalised yesterday. Said her publicist Stephen Huvane: "Gwyneth is fine and at home - we are not commenting further.” Funny that coming from Huvane, who always says he’s not commenting any further but always does comment further, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Pays Racists??? As I reported yesterday, Jennifer Aniston is currently shooting in Vancouver and is constantly attended to by 4 bodyguards who’ve come along with her for the duration of filming. Not only do they protect her, they also make sure she’s not photographed when she doesn’t want to By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s Legs Never been a fan of her legs but damn… lately, when she doesn’t look like a recluse, she’s been turning everything up a notch! Continuing her promotional whirlwind in New York today for Mad Money, Katie headed to Letterman this afternoon in a very short skirt and red By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 10:35 am
Ed Westwick How the Strike is Killing Chuck I need to ban myself from looking at candid photos of Ed Westwick – better known as Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. Last time it was the gross pubes sticking out of his chest, gradually forgotten during the show…especially last week when Chuck was so deliciously spiteful. But as soon By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 10:08 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwynnie is Good For the two of you out there who, like me, don’t feel the urge to ram a stiletto into your eyeball when faced with Gwyneth Paltrow, here’s some news on what our girl has been up to. Shooting in NYC with Joaquin Phoenix and also, this weekend, Gwynnie By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 06:44 am
