Claudia Schiffer Helium Douche To each her own. I love Gwyneth, you can’t bear her. I can’t stand Oprah, many of you would gladly pass out from frenzied cheering in her aisles every time she tells you to “love yourself!” Music of course is particularly subjective. To many of you, Radiohead is By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 04:44 am
Victoria Beckham Stilettos on the Pier Angelina Jolie takes her kids on a boat ride wearing flats. Victoria Beckham would never be so practical. While Becks charmed New York this weekend, Posh took the boys and her entourage on a boat ride back in Cali. As you can see, her outfit for the occasion was a By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 04:07 am
Kate Moss Models Love Junkies Kate Moss is still miraculously detoxing from Pete Doherty – it’s been weeks since she threw him out and, incredibly, she hasn’t taken him back…yet. For the time being however Pete doesn’t seem to mind. Because apparently he’s found someone else to lick his scabs. Her By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 03:52 am
Cate Blanchett Bale as Bob Everyone is waiting for I’m Not There, the Bob Dylan biopic directed by Todd Haynes (Far From Heaven) with several high profile actors “interpreting” the legend at various points of his life. The film is so highly anticipated because it is the first project of its kind to have By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 03:32 am
Brad Pitt Family Pitt: Weekend at Sea Brad and Angelina in Chicago on Saturday taking their four children out to sea for some family fun at the Water & Air festival. Miss Zahara kills me. And Maddox too. Check him out excitedly tugging on his mother’s purse handle. And before the MiniVan Majority gets their tits By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 11:59 pm
Britney Spears Britney Unweaving It’s not styled and she’s clearly no Natalie Portman but still better than the ghetto weave, non? With a little makeup and some product in fact, she might not look half bad. Shame she’s too trailer to give it a chance. Hair however is the least of By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 11:55 pm
Julia Roberts Julia Roberts: Family Vacay minus One? Have just heard that Julia Roberts arrived at Big Island on Friday, staying at the Four Seasons. All three children are with her plus nanny and a small female entourage and no bodyguards. Word is she’s super low key, doesn’t walk around totally coiffed or made up, does By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Donald Trump Celebrity Apprentice full of Twats? Not that you can believe anything out of Trump’s mouth but whatever…if true, I would totally, totally watch. So The Apprentice is on life support, only renewed because of the celebrity angle. Donald Trump says she’s already lined up some super A List and B List stars By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Courteney Cox Marley, Jen & Owen Have you read Marley & Me? It’s a book that should come with a warning. Seriously… don’t read it in public. And truth be told, don’t read it if you have a pet. I wish I hadn’t. But one afternoon last year, arriving early to meet By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Hudson Where Owen Failed… Just weeks after their romance became public, Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard are doing nothing to hide what appears to be the quick pace of their relationship. A family holiday in Muskoka a couple of weeks ago, during which I hear Dax got on famously with Goldie and Kurt, and By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 04:58 am
Reese Witherspoon Carb Face is a whiny bitch Ryan Phillippe is an all star. Let’s not forget his legendary philandering in cities across North America - at one point in Vancouver he was bedding three waitresses from the Cactus Club in Yaletown at the same time. With cheesy poetry via text message, Ryan scored dimwit after dimwit By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 04:48 am
Jude Law Polka Dot Pansy at the Beach Jude Law in Cornwall on holiday with his children frolicking on the beach and even though his polka tie neck tie isn’t making an appearance, it might as well be tied around his waist. I don’t care how hard he tries to grow that fur on his chest By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 03:35 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen’s new old role It’s been ages but Jennifer Aniston has finally confirmed a new film project. And it’s a total departure from what she’s ever done before. Jen is starring in the film version of He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s a romantic comedy. She will look By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 03:22 am
Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse: Love addict, drug addict Both she and Blake spoke to the press yesterday downplaying reports of her overdose and addiction. All addicts are liars. Having said that, today at least, she seems to be back in rehab, although that piece of sh-t she’s married to keeps insisting it’s a “retreat”, making it By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 03:11 am
Victoria Beckham The Scent of Beckham Porn My favourite porn after Pitt Porn. Or maybe even better than Pitt Porn…because it’s more readily available. No matter. The point is I love when David touches Victoria. I love believing naively that he wants her. I loved their dirty contrived spread in W Magazine and I love, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 09:27 am
Beyoncé Made in China Beyonce’s tour arrived inToronto last night and she also attended a party for the launch of her clothing line with her mother and sister. As you can see, all three appeared to model items from the House of De sh-t. You ever been to a Chinese mall? You ever By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 05:07 am
