Orlando Bloom A Three Whiskered Atonement We believe in getting our fortunes told. When I was 19, on a lark, I had my palm read by a shady lady who was still studying the art. She sent chills down my spine when all she told me was: Do more charity work. Do more charity work. This By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Keira Knightley About the C Word Keira Knightley says in this issue of Entertainment Weekly that the C-word – referring to female genitalia – is “not as big of a deal (in England) as it is in America.” Totally agree. In North America it’s arguably the worst word ever. But if you’ve seen Atonement, you By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Debra Messing Bad, Better, and Missing Abbie Carmichael Haven’t watched Law & Order since Angie Harmon left the show. Love Angie Harmon. Angie Harmon is flawless. And after all these years she looks exactly the same. Here she is today at the 7th Annual Diamond Fashion Show preview in Beverly Hills. Not so flawless? Debra Messing who, By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 11:22 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Gucci Knockoff… and Vegas?!?! So Britney and her swarthy new beau drove to the border last night for an evening of romance and hot sex. According to his wife, Adnan is a wild sex maniac. What a winner. While in Mexico, Chicken Fried Stupid decided to do some shopping. She apparently picked up a By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 08:12 am
Jennifer Aniston Smart & Hot Tom Brady is currently prepping to continue the Patriots’ perfect quest this weekend against Jacksonville. Hopefully Gisele isn’t distracting him too much. Because after watching this video – click here to view – I don’t know how anyone could focus on anything else but the Brazilian. Am not of the By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 07:20 am
Sienna Miller SiSi at Pepe and my Physio Went to see a physiotherapist yesterday for the first time ever after my mother dragged me to some kung fu crazy lady in Hong Kong who monkey jumped on my back and f&ckin’ shiatsu-ed the sh*t out of it. This is apparently the Hello Kitty version By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 06:39 am
Mischa Barton Mischa Sorry and not friends with Nicole? Mischa Barton called in to Seacrest this morning in an attempt to explain herself. Mischa owned up to the fact that she attempted to murder someone with her car when she drove drunk over the holidays and was pulled over. “I was pulled over…just that. Obviously I’m 100% By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 04:06 am
Paris Hilton Adrian Grenier: signs of Ebola infection Much sympathy to fans of Adrian Grenier who were heartbroken last summer when he started dicking around with Paris Hilton and even defended her publicly, calling her a nice person. Somehow Hollywood Ebola penetrated through his decency…and now Adrian Grenier is a diseased victim. Paris’s black hole vag By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 02:48 am
Katie Holmes Do you see Little Sci? I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:37 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie 2008! The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton Tom Cruise bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:24 am
Kid Rock Pam is Fertile Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:05 am
Rumer Willis My Rumey had a CUTE boyfriend??? Well she did…but apparently not anymore! And he is CUTE! And shares the same taste in headwear! Rumer Willis’s now ex boyfriend is called Rafi Gavron, a British actor, 19, who resembles James Franco. You’ll recall I reported last year a tip from a reader that saw By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Andrew Morton Cruise bio: the EW Review Entertainment Weekly has the best writers ever – week after week, the magazine is stimulating and readable, every page from front to back, and doesn’t make you feel dirty when it’s over. EW is the best. So EW has just reviewed the Morton Tom Cruise bio. The review itself By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:43 am
Brad Pitt The Chosen One at Chuck E Cheese During their brief visit to Springfield, Missouri last week the Pitts also hit up Chuck E Cheese with all four Pitt kids and a gaggle of nieces and nephews. An enterprising civilian was savvy enough to pull out the camera phone – here are a few photos from Us Weekly. As By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:25 am
Jessica Simpson Pissing Douche on the Loose John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 08:54 am
Tom Cruise Giving the Gift of Xenu Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and Tom Cruise covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with Tom, allegedly (according to Andrew By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 06:27 am
