Nicole Richie Pending Proposal? Lame. Good Charlotte appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning and Regis asked Joel about a “little ring” and Joel was all like – um…whatever…um – uncomfortable and said he was hoping to keep it quiet which only means he never intended to keep it quiet and now we all By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 04:49 am
Victoria Beckham Tongue Out & Stone Faced The cutest: David Beckham scored his first with the Galaxy last night and celebrated by running the pitch with his tongue out and arms apart, a move imitated in the family box by Brooklyn who like most boys, clearly hero worships his pop. His mother however prefers to keep her By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:59 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass strips for employment Jessica Biel is currently shooting a new movie call Powder Blue headlined by Oscar winner Forrest Whittaker – something about the intersecting lives of seemingly unrelated people in LA with a violent twist. Already critics are calling it a Crash copycat. Having said that, Powder Blue is clearly a step up By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:41 am
Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse: Countdown to Relapse Covenant House Vancouver, our youth workers always say: Relapse is a part of recovery. And so relapse is often not approached as a setback but rather as an expected stumble along the road to overcoming addiction. I always hear our staff saying to our kids “remember your clean time”, which By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:04 am
Britney Spears Loser Magnet The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Cindy Crawford The Exception As it goes with any theory, there are always exceptions. When it comes to my Celebrity Baby Theory, Cindy Crawford’s children obviously don’t apply. The Celebrity Baby Theory is as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars (SJP) + gay husbands = Cute By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Write Him Off Last week’s beach excursion with Hollywood Ebola could have been explained away as work for his documentary. I guess. Since then though Adrian Grenier has been out with Paris Hilton two more times, including last night at some Art Gallery opening. And there is no way he’s going By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Carmen Electra Give.Her.A.Job Any job. Because she really really needs one. Sorry to keep on the C list but Carmen Electra went to the beach the other day. You may have seen a few of the photos. But did you know she changed her bikini FOUR F&CKING TIMES??? Before you ask… By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 10:16 am
Remember Her? Am a huge fan of stupid teen movies…remember her? Jodi Lyn O’Keefe – always played the mean girl, was hilarious in She’s All That making out and scrapping with Matthew Lillard…and one of the best teen movie names: Taylor Vaughan. Remember? Girl looks like she grew up By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 10:03 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Hello Bar You know her as Leo’s girlfriend. A model, of course. From Israel. Thing with Bar is that I can never remember what she looks like. You know how that is? Not to say she isn’t gorgeous but not in that way where you can always see her face By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 09:35 am
Jennifer Lopez The Original Ass Step off, Jessica Biel. The Shelf Ass is B List at Best. And while Jennifer Lopez’s might be a decade older, the Original Ass is still in fine form. Especially without retouching. Is it perfect and glossy? No. But it is refreshingly real. And while we’ve all been By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 03:46 am
Sienna Miller Sienna: yet another co-star Yesterday the British papers were linking her with Sean Bean – thanks to many of you I’ve now learned that Sean Bean is a bad bad man. Bad as in good. Like rough and naughty and boozy and a lothario with multiple babies from multiple baby mommas but irresistible too By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 03:08 am
Britney Spears Britney on every cover On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 02:27 am
Harry Windsor The Smart Move Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Mandy Moore Mandy: shoes yes, lips no, Umbrella hell nah! Mandy Moore at the premiere of Dedication last night. Love her body, loooove the shoes, COVET the shoes, and the dress works too. Perhaps a little severe for summer but still…minus the lips she looks gorgeous. Don’t know exactly what it is – maybe it’s because they’re By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Drew Barrymore Someone or No One? Drew Barrymore oddly glammed up at Jet in Vegas on Sunday night on the arm of a dark dashing man. Can’t place him at first glance…can you? But even though it’s only a side shot, it’s plain as day – this dude is almost the hotness. Almost. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 05:12 am
