Gwyneth Paltrow My BFF’s GFF Am overcome with jealousy. Ross Matthews, the “intern” on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, is name dropping Gwyneth. Bitch. I wish I could name drop Gwyneth. The two have been fast friends since he saw her on a carpet and asked her, “Will you be my best friend.” She By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 03:42 am
Canadian Idol and Sass Jordan Forever So I went to Canadian Idol last night. My first time, wanted to check it out. And I know you what you’re thinking because I was thinking the same. You go in there thinking you’re too cool. You go in there thinking you’re above the screaming idiots. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 03:41 am
Viggo Mortensen Viggo Fighting Naked Every day I receive emails campaigning for Viggo Mortensen on the Freebie Five. Don’t hide. I know you’re out there. So this is for you. One of the most highly anticipated gala premieres at the Toronto International Film Festival this year is David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises starring By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Maroon 5 in Toronto and Vancouver! They are performing on Canadian Idol tonight. And they are playing Toronto at the Air Canada Centre on October 4th and Vancouver at the Pacific Coliseum on November 3rd. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster.ca As legend would have it, shortly after splitting from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson showed By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Sienna Miller Iconic Overstatement A huge honour. It is Vogue’s biggest issue, its most prestigious issue. And Sienna Miller has been chosen to grace the September cover. The timing, of course, is perfect. Sienna is currently making a big push for her fashion line Twenty8Twelve. In spite of the dark eyebrows, which appear By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 10:05 am
Rumer Willis Not a Girl’s Girl… But of course, OF COURSE she’s a singer. Who the f&ck isn’t these days? Rumer Willis, our desperate star in the making, has hit yet another milestone. She’s been interviewed by People Magazine and featured in an article all about her! Next stop – rehab! In By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:51 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony in Toronto! Took me three years but as I’ve been saying for the last several months… I’m a believer. Still would rather look at her than him, of course, but looking at him makes her happy. I’ve seen it. And JLo happy is infectious. Can’t argue with that. By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:29 am
Kate Winslet Your Kate, My Kate, Our Kate Kate Winslet, of course. Who doesn’t love Kate Winslet? Here she is the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar looking ravishing but also refreshingly ordinary. In an accessible, appealing, comfortable “ordinary” kind of way. The best kind of “ordinary”. Like the Foo Fighters’ Hero: There goes my hero… watch By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 06:30 am
Mel B Tabloid Mothers I love this trend. Mothers with troubled daughters. Mothers estranged from daughters. Mothers going straight to the tabloids to send their daughters a message of love and encouragement. Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears…now Mel B’s mother Andrea is speaking out against her sudden marriage, describing it as a “big By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 04:58 am
Joshua Jackson Dancing Euro Pacey It’s a tricky thing for me – men dancing. If done well, an incredible turn on. But if not… an instant quiver killer. I happened to marry a white man who cannot CANNOT dance. And I only realised it in full magnitude this weekend when I saw my husband “groove” By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 11:56 pm
Paris Hilton It Breeds Hollywood Ebola holding court at her Malibu beach house this weekend, entertaining the pappies, and also recruiting a new accessory – now that she’s exploited her dogs and saturated the market with photos of herself abusing animals, Paris has unleashed her virus all over a small child. So disturbing in By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 11:15 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn in the Windy City Brad completed jury duty in Cali last week and then quickly flew back to Chicago to rejoin his family and his Angelina who picked him up at the airport. Apparently Brad rushed into the car and was all over her immediately. On Saturday it was family day at the Field By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 11:06 pm
Britney Spears Everyone vs Britney She was out late pretty much all weekend, tits flopping everywhere, nipples ready for action…and it looks like she’ll be paying for her partying. When a golddigger smells money, he will always always go for it. And if nothing else, Britney Spears did marry and divorce a shameless By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 11:00 pm
Amy Winehouse Saving Amy Contrary to widespread reports last week, turns out Amy Winehouse is not in rehab. Her family is apparently looking into a suitable facility and she is being attended to by medical personnel but she has not been officially admitted into treatment. They did however confirm that she overdosed. Said Amy: By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Intro for Aug 13, 2007 Dear Gossips, Because my husband is addicted to coffee, can’t start his day without one, my mother has been terrorising Starbucks locations in Toronto this weekend asking for a Wendy Boe. Unfortunately, many of our local baristas don’t know Wendy Boe, especially when a Chinese Squawking Chicken is By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Beyonce in Vancouver! Beyonce’s concert tour hits GM Place on September 7th. She will be joined by Robin Thicke and yes… I’ve read your emails… I know how he makes you quiver. Tickets are ON SALE NOW – go to www.ticketmaster.ca/ to purchase. Special opportunity for LaineyGossip readers! I have By Lainey • Aug 10, 2007 08:04 am
