Paris Hilton Ebola Targets Oscar She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:55 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Daily It never stops… Today’s Chicken Fried update in break: Britney went out with her assistant for a drive yesterday carrying her dog in her lap and smoking a ciggie at a gas station. Meanwhile every weekly has her on the cover – OK! Magazine spent a reported $1 million on By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:32 am
Jessica Biel Cheating on Shelf Ass? The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:22 am
Lucy Liu Overkill at Letterman Did you watch Cashmere Mafia? It’s been destroyed by critics but viewer votes are still trickling in. In support of her new show, Lucy Liu appeared on Letterman last night in total fashion overkill. The dress, as you can see, is all kinds of amazing. Amazing. Amazing McQueen, I By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:05 am
Britney Spears The Wrath of Mighty Opes It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 03:21 am
George Clooney Post Critics’ Choice at Shutters Monday night, after the Critics’ Choice Awards, several high profile celebrities headed to Shutters to celebrate including George Clooney, Javier Bardem WITH Penelope, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, dirty Benicio del Toro…and more. Most were well behaved. But Emile Hirsch is a dickhead. More on that later. George is still By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 02:41 am
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Amy Winehouse You Likey? Me likey! Me scaredy! But me likey! This is Amy Winehouse. And I LOOOVE the tee. As for reports that she vacationed over the holidays with her ex boyfriend… GOOD! As for her mother in law giving her sh*t for doing it while that skeeze she married rots away By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Spears Family Damage Control Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 07:00 pm
Christy Turlington A Face Forever Face to Face, Angelina Jolie vs Christy Turlington…who wins the Face Off? I can’t decide. And they both have amazing noses. Christy"s face is all time. Am weak when I look at her. Here’s Christy and Ed Burns at the premiere last night of 27 By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 06:07 am
Jessica Alba Agreeing with Alba She’s pregnant and she’s been crustier than hell but on this point, we are in total agreement. It’s Jessica Alba on Zac Efron as told to Elle Magazine: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 02:26 am
Katherine Heigl Princess MiniVan It’s only the beginning. Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses, a film that has MiniVan Majority written all over it, has apparently tested so well with chicks the studio moved it back a week to take on Mad Money. Word is, the newlywed Katie Heigl will trump Katie Holmes, solidifying By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 01:58 am
George Clooney George No Sarah George Clooney arrived solo at Critics’ Choice last night which was surprising considering he’s been trotting that Sarah Larsen out everywhere these days. Given that she was a cocktail waitress and a Vegas hired party girl before he plucked her, I can’t imagine she would have had anything By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 01:40 am
Intro for Jan 08, 2008 Dear Gossips, The first occurrence of Pitt Porn in 2008! Yum! Will the Pitts spoil Granny Freeze’s fertility party? And Julie Christie is two for two, taking the lead in the Best Actress race after winning at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Forget what I said yesterday… is By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 12:37 am
Victoria Beckham Becoming Victoria Beckham I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’ By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Rachel Bilson Cute for a Cause Amazing what a likeable girl will do for a not-so-likeable boy. Rachel Bilson met Hayden Christensen on the set of Jumper – their new movie due out next month for which they’ve been exploiting their relationship for months. But so do the Pitts, right? And the Pitts also By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
