Brad Pitt Pitt Porn 2008 It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears What Happened Last Night So Britney returned from a romantic weekend getaway with Adnan, her paparazzo boyfriend. According to my sources, aside from flattery and the obvious gratification, she was using Adnan to get back at Sam Lutfi because Sam urged her to get help last week. Sam on the other hand is said By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Jamie Lynn Spears Chicken Fried Mother Daughter Photo Op While Britney was losing her sh*t last week, Lynne Spears was back in Louisiana engineering Jamie Lynn’s first pregnancy “candids”. And Mama thought of every detail. Because Mama is on the defensive. Ever since Jamie Lynn’s baby bombshell, Lynne’s mothering has been critically attacked. Which is By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears What Happened Last Thursday Exclusive details about what happened last Thursday when all that sh*t went down at Britney’s house. As you know, she showed up late for her deposition. After her deposition was a scheduled visit with the kids. My sources say she spent much of the time trying on clothes By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Drew Barrymore Drew in Palm Springs Drew Barrymore presented on stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival looking gorgeous in an awkward length dress. Drew has been loving it up on holiday with Justin Long since wrapping Grey Gardens in Toronto where she spent an equal amount of time loving it up with him at local By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:28 am
Katie Holmes More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!! It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 06:17 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 04:20 am
Lindsay Lohan This Is What You Get… When you give it up right away. Sure, the dude is a skeeze. But time and again, Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated that she has the worst man taste ever. So who’s the bigger asshole? It’s one thing to own your sex – but sluts don’t own their own By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:27 am
Milo Ventimiglia Hayden & Milo love Fried Chicken Compared to the Spears sisters, what’s a little case of a perv dating a child? Last week, I reported that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia took advantage of the Jamie Lynn pregnancy to slowly leak their true dating status under the blessing of her mother, thereby taking away the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:09 am
Britney Spears Britney Free, Whereabouts Unknown As you know, Britney was released from Cedars after two nights – doctors declared she was no longer an imminent danger and could not hold her for treatment against her own will. Big sh*tstorm over the weekend about Dr Phil’s involvement: he says he was asked by family, ie By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 02:49 am
Jessica Simpson Simpsons Holiday: Distraction or Relaxation? Jessica Simpson and pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson and her mother and her friends took Tony Romo to Cabo this weekend for a little R&R. Apparently Jess and Tony were seen rubbing each other’s asses, very affectionate with each other and very friendly with her parents. Ew. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Found! Celebtv.com has video of Britney and Adnan this weekend – passing around a lollipop on a hotel balcony while gallivanting with no pants on. As mentioned last week, Adnan has secured exclusive photos of the two of them for his agency and is trying to sell them for hundreds of By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Marion Cotillard Polley & Christie Honoured by New York Film Critic Oh Canada! Sarah Polley’s Away From Her was awarded last night at the New York Film Critics Circle last night for Best First Film and her leading lady Julie Christie received the Best Actress honour, positioning her well for an Oscar nomination to be announced 2 weeks from now. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Taylor Kitsch Need A Friday Pick-me-Up? First Friday of the year, need a break from the drama? First… FNL returns tonight! Brand new episode and I hear Julie gets hot for Riggins!!! Here’s a taste of Taylor Kitsch to get you through to tonight. TK in Men’s Health from February 2007. Damn. Friday Night By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 08:35 am
Brad Pitt All The Pitts Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt joined the rest of the Pitts in Springfield, Missouri on Wednesday for a family gathering at a local pizza parlour. Brad’s parents were present, along with his siblings and their spouses and their kids too. All told, including the four children from the First By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 08:11 am
Tori Spelling Junior Makes Himself Useful While KFed is totally rehabilitating his image, KFed Junior is making himself useful – as a punching bag for his bank account wife. Literally. Brand new Rossum from Tori and her goldigger! Here she is, with a full face of makeup during some kind of kick box workout in close quarters By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 07:25 am
