Britney Spears No Charges, No Lynne, Pro Kevin Police have confirmed Britney will not be charged for last night’s dramatics. At press time, Britney is under 72 hour lockdown at Cedars having been interviewed by doctors last night. KFed was also queried about her mental state and she is expected to be assessed over the weekend, with By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 07:15 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken! Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 05:03 am
Avril Lavigne Lil John > Punk Ass Whiny Bitch NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:51 am
Britney Spears Ebola Grooms Her Brother Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:24 am
Britney Spears Britney to Lose Visitation After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 02:40 am
Pamela Anderson Pam Comes Home Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 09:34 pm
Britney Spears Weight Loss & Jayden As reported earlier, Britney is not in danger though it has now been revealed that her younger son Jayden James was also taken to hospital in an ambulance. However, observers say JJ was alert and heard giggling and sucking on a soother while being carried inside the hospital by a By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 09:01 pm
Britney Spears The Standoff Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’ By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 08:02 pm
Britney Spears Hospitalised During the standoff, Britney was observed by officers to be under the influence. They were able to retrieve the children, hand them off to KFed, and Britney was then seen taken to the Cedars Sinai Medical Centre via ambulance on a gurney (attached) for what’s being called a “mental By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Tough Love and Intervention Britney’s father has arrived at the hospital and is said to be working with Kevin to finally commit Britney into seeking long term care. OK Magazine is reporting Britney was sobbing when carried out of her house and that “when she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
Intro for Jan 04, 2008 Dear Gossips, It’s finally Friday but no one has slept. As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney Spears escalated her chicken fried crazy to new heights making it an epic night in smut. Full recap below and breaking news as it happens. Refresh often. Yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham DVB: the new ad Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:07 am
Lindsay Lohan More Pride for Dina! Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 06:40 am
Lindsay Lohan Pot. Kettle. Orange Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 03:14 am
Joshua Jackson Pacey Primadonna? NYE Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were partying in New York at the Soho Grand in the penthouse. Just before midnight the hotel asked everyone to move downstairs. Josh and Diane apparently had to share a table with others and according to Page Six he threw a strop and refused By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 02:38 am
Brad Pitt Becoming Brad Pitt Ryan Reynolds was spotted on his Ducati yesterday in West Hollywood looking remarkably like Brad Pitt even down to the beat up shoes! Only scruffier and with maybe slightly less Pants Talent. If memory serves, Brad also has a Ducati and of course there’s the cap. Is Ryan supporting By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 01:22 am
