Brad Pitt The Chosen One in Chicago! Angelina Jolie arrived holding the Chosen One to resume work on Wanted in Chicago but only after celebrating Maddox’s 6th birthday at the weekend dressed in camouflage with matching face paint. Am jealous. My parties always involved cheap Chinese relatives who made a habit of re-gifting lame presents. One By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 04:18 am
Gwyneth Paltrow G’s Worst Cover W Magazine – super arty and high fashion, so it’s not unusual, the Beckham sex spread notwithstanding, for the publication to not only render its over subjects virtually unrecognisable but also often embarrassingly unattractive. But still… this is an all time achievement in ugly. Holy f&ck does my By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 03:12 am
Lindsay Lohan The Model Parents Tony Almeida was Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard from 2002 – 2005 and is graciously dishing on his former charge after what had to be a rather enticing offer from In Touch Magazine. But still…even though the story has been procured by a paycheque, it’s hard to deny its validity: By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 02:01 am
Britney Spears Britney: Bares Boobies, Could Lose Boo Boos I’m sure by now you’ve seen Us Weekly’s newest cover…but have you seen the rest of the series? Cut to a couple of a weeks ago, after her infamously pathetic attempt at a video shoot, during which she twirled clumsily around a stripper pole and stared By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 01:35 am
Once As is the case with LaineyBooks, we are still awaiting certain tech upgrades before properly launching the LaineyMovies page. But if you can forgive the anticlimactic introduction, here’s the inaugural movie review written by Michelle Crespi, a properly educated journalist and not some smutty internet hack. Michelle is a By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Not with the Program Angelina Jolie has returned to America. Showed up at the studio the other day apparently to do some work for Beowulf with Maddox in tow. By pure coincidence and cleverness on the part of the paparazzi, somehow photographers, amazing timing, were present to greet her arrival. As you can see, By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo in Long Island, now Utah Not in rehab but on Long Island… Lindsay Lohan has returned home, staying at her mother’s house with her sister, actually succeeding at flying out of LA undetected into NYC. You see? It IS possible. As you would expect, Dina has told the press that Lindsay is doing “fine” By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Alli Makes the Difference? Since the disastrous OK Magazine meltdown, the tawdry story of her video shoot hysterics, and her dramatic scuffle with the paparazzi in Vegas, Britney has scaled back her crazy, abstaining from the every night club schedule that usually precedes a breakdown and reconnecting with cousin Alli Sims. And it would By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 07:07 am
Mary Kate Olsen Hair Envy I’m told there is no perm that can make hair this look natural. Sigh. Bone straight Chinese locks suck ass. Here’s Mary Kate Olsen promoting her guest-starring stint on Weeds and again on the set of a new show wearing dread lock extensions. On her they kinda work. By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 06:54 am
Jennifer Aniston Uma & Arky They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 06:53 am
Quiveration Revelation So I just interviewed Eric McCormack (Will Truman, Will & Grace) on the Vancouver set of A&E’s Andromeda Strain. Interview to air on eTalk in a week or so. Maybe because he’s Will or he’s just not sold that way…but it never occurred to By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Pip & Becks and a little ball drop The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Hard Boiled Ultimate Edition Exclusive Giveaway!!! John Woo’s masterpiece starring Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai – this a Hong Kong cinema classic, perhaps even a world classic, and the widely credited inspiration behind almost everything Quentin Tarantino has produced. If you are a film buff, chances are you need no introduction to Hard By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt No News As discussed yesterday, bottom feeding rags sell more copies by selling Pitt strife…and they will continue to do so for the gullible Jolie-hating MiniVan Majority. But also as discussed yesterday, the Pitts are not splitting – confirmed today by their reps to Us Weekly. No doubt, Brad and Angelina have By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Something for Everyone Two days ago, the internets were abuzz about Alli Sims"s website – Britney’s cousin/former assistant/maybe rehired assistant is launching her very own singing career. If you can bear it, have a listen to her rendition of On My Own from Les Miserables. Only if your pain By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan A Thief Like Mom On the heels of yesterday"s report Dina Lohan’s being sued for a $400K loan she failed to pay back comes word that Lindsay Lohan has no compunction about borrowing and not returning either. At the Elle Magazine cover shoot two months ago –the issue hits stands this By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
