Jessica Simpson Worse Than Hair Weave Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Mel B Account Depletion I can almost hear the money being drained from Eddie Murphy’s bank account… You? Just one day after calling a press conference to announce that she’s going after his money to support their daughter, Mel B showed up at The Ivy yesterday with none other than Eddie’s By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Mena Suvari Mena Suvari: one of the few Sinead O’Connor can. And of course so can Natalie Portman. Also arguably Britney Spears who insists on going with the ghetto extensions but obviously, few can rock the bald and rock it well. Never would have picked Mena Suvari as a member of that club. But here she is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Adrian Grenier Test Post 3 Because many of you are asking: this is Kona as a puppy. He belongs to my bestie Fiona. Kona is now 4 and looks different but equally goofy. Breed: Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever, one of the most intelligent breeds ever. Unlike my beagle Marcus who is dumb as sh-t, By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
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Definitely Hair Down The other day, with her hair severely tied back, SJP made that choice my Auntie JunJun talked about: choosing body over face in the aging game. Which is why she looks so much better with her hair loose, tumbling around her shoulders, softening those angles, and filling the pockets in By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
The Photos We are performing a few upgrades on the back end of the site. As such, the photos are not opening properly. We are trying to restore this feature as quickly as possible. SO sorry for the inconvenience. Please forgive... Thank you, love you, owe you... Lainey By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Hilary Duff Puck Bunny in Canada Hilary Duff played Edmonton last night. Edmonton is Mike Comrie’s hometown. And I’ve just heard he and his family were backstage at the show. He was carrying her bags and she gave him a kiss before heading on stage for her performance. Summer fling turns serious? Stay tuned. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Quiveration: The Classic and his heir George Clooney, still super thin, and a bit orange too but always a sexy beast in Tokyo to promote Oceans 13. I love him in a suit. And then there’s Jake Gyllenhaal. Because he looks terrible in pants, I’d forgotten how gorgeous he is. But these photo shoot By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie A Clinic in Contrition Did you watch Nicole Richie with Diane Sawyer this morning? Whoever coached this girl deserves a gold star. And unlike that old fool Larry King, Diane did throw a few hardballs, pressing Nicole at one point: do you get it? do you understand??? Do you know how many people could By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Working Sienna Miller after a lunch meeting in LA yesterday with a Working Title script in hand – a very very good omen. As you probably know, Working Title is the production company behind Four Weddings and Funeral and Bridget Jones and Hot Fuzz and Fargo and Love Actually and O Brother By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan A Pimp AND a Thief Lindsay Lohan has some kick ass parents. The father is already a convicted felon who served time and found the Lord in prison. And then there’s that mother – her manager pimp, ready to exploit her child at every opportunity, living vicariously through a career she never had. And now… By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin and Ewan quiverate TIFF As if George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Clive Owen, and Matt Damon weren’t enough, just announced today – Woody Allen’s Cassandra’s Dream starring Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor will be presented at TIFF, adding to the blockbuster killer lineup already confirmed for the festival this year. As always eTalk By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Cruise Fashion Influence To be fair, Nicole Kidman’s clothes, like her frozen forehead, are almost always flawless. But for some reason, at some event last night in Sydney, Nicole Kidman reverted back to the Days of Cruise, choosing to wear a pair of gungy flats to a gala event…kinda like Emma By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani Gwen in Hammer Pants Only Gwen Stefani could pull off Hammer Pants and look this cool…though a bit harsh. The eyebrows, the lips, the sunken cheeks – a tad too Madge, non? It’s too bad, really. Because Gwen is SO gorgeous totally natural. Anyway, Gwen’s tour is headed to Malaysia though at By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
