Rumer Willis New Year, Good Angles! My Rumey is kicking off 2008 in fine fashion! As you can see, Rumer worked her few good angles yesterday while shopping in LA. And although the shorter hair is preferable, the longer waves are completely unfortunate… at least not here. Rumey of course is getting ready for the Golden By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 01:11 am
Tom Brady Divine Proof Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:40 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Worth the Money Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Fired! Chicken Fried Used! Britney Spears missed yet another deposition yesterday with no acceptable excuse – this after spending 5 hours at a hotel with Adnan, that creepy swarthy married paparazzo who has apparently now become her boyfriend/protector. As a result of her latest legal defiance, per TMZ.com, her attorneys are firing her, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:00 am
Nicolas Cage Hello Canada: Michael J Fox Time for a break from the twats and the twits. New issue of Hello Canada on stands today features a wonderful interview with Michael J Fox. As you know, Michael has been living with Parkinson’s for 16 years. His first book Lucky Man was released in 2002 and was By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:00 pm
Heath Ledger Heath & Gemma After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:00 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo Loves Bar… and Kelly Clarkson??? Us Weekly is reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli spent NYE in Vegas at The Bank with Lukas Haas and a huge entourage ordering up $30,000 bottles of champagne. At midnight Leo and Bar kissed long and hard and horny. Very hot. Not so hot? This visual: Leo By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:27 am
Brad Pitt Daddy & Pax Pitt Brad took Pax out for a spin the other day and dropped by the Make It Right site in New Orleans. As you can see, Pax is clearly enjoying the ride. And Brad is clearly making time for all his children. And still, even though he’s not been photographed By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:07 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Year’s Eve Gah! Spoke too soon! Though she wasn’t falling down at some club and coked out of her eyeballs, Britney still managed to welcome the new year with a dose of Chicken Fried Stupid. And skanky. Word is she was with her boys and a court appointed supervisor AND THAT By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 02:17 am
Katherine Heigl Ingrate Makes More Money America’s new sweetheart Katherine Heigl was married two weeks ago in Park City, Utah. In case you were hoping for an invitation but didn’t receive one, it appears OK! Magazine has paid a handsome price for the privilege. Now you can stop wondering what her dress looked like. By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 01:53 am
Madonna Madge’s Indian Holiday Madonna and family have much to celebrate. She signed a $100 million ten year deal with Live Nation meaning she’ll still be poppin’ and rockin’ until she’s almost sixty, she worked with Pip and Timbaland on a new album set to drop this Spring, and now comes news By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:50 pm
Victoria Beckham Grey & Ugly I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’ By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:46 pm
Lindsay Lohan Dina’s Pride & Joy Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:42 pm
Jamie Lynn Spears Let’s Call It What It Is If it’s totally acceptable to call Katie Couric a cougar for dating a man 17 years her junior and Helena Christensen the same for dealing with Heath Ledger who’s younger by a decade, then how about taking Milo Ventimiglia off your Freebie Five and labelling him a perv? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:39 pm
Jessica Simpson How to Help Your Man Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:37 pm
Justin Chambers Dr Karev on the town Justin Chambers is the quivering hotness. And Karev, along with Dr Bailey, remains one of the few redeeming qualities of a show that has turned to sh*t. Check out Justin the other night hitting up Goa in Hollywood. Justin of course is married with several children. He is sexy By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 02:22 am
