Beyoncé From The Shoulders Up… It’s all good… Beyonce at the Vegas opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 last night with big hair and lovely makeup looking so pretty. But only from the shoulders up. From the shoulders down…too many shades of Tina Knowles. Starting with the back fat. Now of course By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 01:32 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried How to Keep a Guy Damn. Lynne Spears raised ‘em good. Real good. As I reported last week, Jamie Lynn may have deliberately used pregnancy to keep her man. Click here for a refresher. Now there’s word that her baby father had been cheating on her repeatedly – apparently one of the women he was By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:51 am
Britney Spears The Perfect Victim Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:29 am
Kate Hudson Lilo: Player Poseur How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:14 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston: How to Stay Relevant The National Enquirer is reporting she’s pregnant. Her tireless publicist, Stephen Huvane, quickly shot it down. You will note – Us Weekly has openly called Huvane a liar on many, many, many occasions. Indeed, he does seem to contradict himself with alarming regularity. But maybe that’s because his client By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:53 pm
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola Infects the Penns Disaster ensues wherever it goes. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has no mercy and her success rate is virtually unmatched among diseases. And while she may be an heiress no more, she is and will always be a dirty virus, killing everything in her path, growing stronger with every victim. Once By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:30 pm
Mischa Barton When in LA… For the better part of the year, Mischa Barton elected to stay away from LA, spending time in London, in New York, shooting in Regina, Canada… anywhere but the rotting cesspool of sh*t known as Hollywood where bare coochies for the paps are abundant and cocaine blows as freely By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:28 pm
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams W Magazine: Best of 2007 Non fans became fans and fans became obsessed… the Beckhams kicked off their American invasion with this spread in W Magazine and had everyone talking. Especially the haters. Click here to review the spread. And don’t lie… you know you want to. Attached – behind the scenes screen caps of By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie Holmes: Best of 2007 2007 was the year we were introduced to the new Cruise patented move: the Presentation of Katie Holmes. Red carpet after red carpet, Tom would arrive at some event with his robobride in tow, and like a proud father at the cotillion, Tom would “present” his wife with cameras flashing. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Latsis Ebola Boo Hoo: Best of 2007 And finally… the best moment of the year. Could there really be another moment to top this? Did we all not stand up and cheer and cackle and get rip roaring drunk on June 8th when Rocky Delgadillo hauled Ebola’s diseased ass back to jail? Let’s recap the By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
George Clooney DeQuivering ManFight: Best of 2007 Remember when George Clooney, the ultra cool, ultra classy George Clooney turned into a whiny bitch and tussled with Fabio? Not his best moment but still one of the funniest memories of the year. Seriously ... George…dude… you let Fabio get under your skin? Fabio??? Of course Fabio came out By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
What’s Hot 2008 Shameless self promotion. WARNING – click away if you can’t handle. In Style UK has just released its What’s Hot List of 2008 – January issue on newsstands now. Am honoured to have been given a very small corner! There is of course only one Perez… but still, am thrilled. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio Bar for the Holidays Leo is all about the model make up break up – he and Gisele were on and off all the time and now it appears he’s taken up the same pattern with Bar Rafaeli. The two split a few months ago but have been seen together again in LA at By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 10:26 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas! Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 10:12 pm
Brad Pitt Family Pitt Christmas Present The Family Pitt went on a family bike ride the other day in New Orleans with the kids, giving the the paps and the Brangelunatics a rare glimpse of the Chosen One strapped with mom as Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax load up with dad. Photographers of course were delighted By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 09:35 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Jamie Lynn Who? It must have galled Britney to no end this week – not only not knowing of her sister’s pregnancy and finding out along with the masses but getting usurped by Jamie Lynn’s teenage surprise on the gossip front… temporarily being relegated to the sidelines as another Spears ate up By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 07:00 pm
