Jennifer Lopez Sold! I’m sorry. But I love them. I love Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony… Please forgive? It’s just the way he’s leaning into her on the carpet. And how happy she’s looked for 3 years. Even if he’s been creepy and controlling at times…word is By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Dog Abuser at the Beach I"m harping. I"m sorry. But look at this whore… as the paps snap away from close range, Hollywood Ebola shamelessly uses her poor puppies as props, posing gratuitously as they suffer through their miserable existence in her diseased arms. Then she takes her photo shoot on By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Uma Thurman Type Uma After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs BList on the Riviera And in Tara Reid’s case, much lower than B. Much has been made of late about Diddy’s diminishing clout – that he could barely attract any attention in the south of France next to the likes of Bono and Pene Cruz. That the superstars are now avoiding his parties, By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie 4 Months, 4 Days "Yes I am. We are. I"m almost four months." Not that we didn’t know… but finally, finally from Nicole’s own mouth. After walking around with a giant pillow covering her stomach for the better part of the last month, Nicole has revealed to Diane By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Save the Dogs! There are some f&cking idiots out there who actually look at photos of this diseased twat and squeal about how cute she is with her dogs… can you believe it? This is not cute. This is animal abuse. Paris Hilton has at least 6 small dogs. She calls By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: the boys, the leak Us Weekly is pulling no punches. This week’s issue includes details of how she mothers her sons: so much juice in a bottle that SPF already has dental problems, asked a dentist to whiten his teeth, taking over a home she was interested in buying, then leaving it filthy By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss When Pete speaks… I read! No but seriously… it’s so wrong, but SO compelling. And while I could give a sh-t what comes out of Kate’s mouth, there is something endlessly fascinating about Pete Doherty’s junkie prose, this time delivered verbally to a British tabloid, the same one that broke By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Sarah Jessica Parker How ‘Bout Her Veins? SJP (looking – ahem – tired???) threw a garden party the other day in conjunction with Elle Magazine illustrating inadvertently why, once and for all, they should leave well enough alone. Sex and the City ended brilliantly. Perfectly. So other than gouging more money out of an already sated public, what really By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese & Jakey: rekindled As you can see from the new issue of Us Weekly out tomorrow, they have all the exclusive details and photos too. And unlike Jessica Biel’s daily famewhoring antics, I"m told the two were completely unaware they’ve been busted. As in not a photo opp. Jakey By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Us Weekly vs Britney Like I said… you do NOT want to get on Janice Min’s bad side. And Britney has long feuded with Us Weekly. So on the heels of her OK Magazine disaster and her video shoot disaster and her overall general disastrousness, the magazine’s new cover is one of By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan When Attention Whores speak... Access Hollywood and The Insider have become Dina Lohan’s personal publicists. Every day it seems she’s releasing a statement, telling off Jay Leno, telling off Rob Schneider, furthering her own agenda, instead of actually doing what she should be doing: mothering her children… properly. This time she’s By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Ebola to infect Canada…again The last time Hollywood Ebola spread her legs in Canada, her disease nearly wiped out a relationship and sounded the death toll on a hockey career. And she was only here for 2 days. Can you imagine the destruction after several weeks? And during the Toronto International Film Festival, no By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Usher: baby mother > mother… for now Usher and Tameka Foster pictured here, exclusively to Us Weekly…he insists they are still together and that they still plan on getting married. "As of right now we don"t have a date but we will let you know when we do." And he is also By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Hotness at Comic-Con Quite a year… seems like EVERYONE showed up. Too many names to name but the Hot factor was on full tilt. Let’s start with Clive, shall we? Clive promoting his new film Shoot ‘Em Shot – shot in Toronto. Take a good hard look at that shot of him biting By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Hot Fuzz Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! If you loved Shaun of the Dead – and how could you not? – you will love Hot Fuzz…if you haven’t already. Written by and starring the aforementioned hotness Simon Pegg, Hot Fuzz is a send up of the buddy buddy blow ‘em up action flick…without insulting your intelligence By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
