Jessica Simpson Worse than Gigli You didn’t think it was possible, did you? For a movie to bomb harder than Gigli? Not surprisingly, Papa Pervy Pimp Joe Simpson has managed to earn the dubious distinction and he is managing his daughter’s career straight into the sh*tter. Jessica’s film Blonde Ambition was By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 07:00 pm
Gerard Butler Gerard at the Waverly Gerard Butler apparently left with some random outside the Waverly last night and took off with her in a cab. And yes… to answer so many of your messages - I’ve seen Dear Frankie. But whatever hotness existed in that movie has since been negated by the dreaded pants. As By Lainey • Dec 21, 2007 06:39 am
Brad Pitt Big Easy Bike Ride The Pitts are spending the holidays in New Orleans – seen here on a bike ride earlier this week with Maddox and Miss Zahara enjoying some family time before the awards season rush kicks in in January. So far, Angelina has been nominated for Best Actress at all the major events By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 11:47 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Eats Fresh Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:41 pm
Beyoncé B & Jay: Wedding Tattoos? MediaTakeOut is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly married in Paris a couple of weeks ago while celebrating his birthday and commemorated their nuptials with matching tattoos on their ring fingers – photos attached. Neither has commented or confirmed through publicists but this is not the first time the two By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:14 pm
Kate Moss Sleepy Sienna and a Christmas truce Sienna Miller looking adorable waiting for a taxi outside her mother’s house yesterday holding a cheesy gift bag. Cute, non? As you know, Sienna’s been keeping a much lower profile these days, preferring to hide away at home with Rhys Ifans. It is however holiday party season and By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 07:00 pm
Heather Mills One-Legged When Convenient: Worst of 2007 When she’s accusing Paul McCartney of beating and abusing her, Heather Mills never hesitates to remind us that she’s only got one leg and is the most tragic victim ever. Remember…in her divorce filings she alleges that Sir Paul made her crawl up the stairs and refused By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 11:29 am
Cate Blanchett SAGs to be the Oscars? The Writer’s Guild will be picketing the Golden Globes this year and if a resolution is not hammered out by then, few – if any – actors will be crossing the line to attend the awards. The Screen Actors Guild however just announced their nominees today. Given that the SAG has By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 11:05 am
Katherine Heigl Her White Wedding Coat Katherine Heigl is getting married in 4 days. The wedding will cap off what has been a career year: she managed to monopolise a sh*tty season of Grey’s Anatomy, she starred in a blockbuster movie that she subsequently called sexist (though she didn’t hesitate to move her By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 02:35 am
Jennifer Aniston Fraud Love for Water: Best of 2007 A for effort if not for effectiveness – next to Jessica Biel’s brilliant media play, Jennifer Aniston’s endless and obvious PR antics delivered the most amusement this year. First she signs on to a multi million dollar contract as the spokesperson for Smart Water. Then a rumour surfaces that By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 02:10 am
Tori Spelling Keeping Fit for KFed Jr Little Liam isn’t even a year and already Tori Spelling has worked her way back to pre-baby shape – as you can see, a set of flat abs to go along with the brand new boob job she supposedly gave her husband as a push present. Most women receive By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 01:54 am
Geri Halliwell Spice Kids on Stage The other night in London – the Spice Girls were joined onstage by their children, with the exception of Ginger’s Bluebell who may be still recovering from chicken pox, all the baby Spices made an appearance including all three Beckham boys wearing t-shirts with POSH emblazoned across the front. By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 01:45 am
Katie Holmes Robobride Trumps Granny Freeze New interview with Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, and Diane Keaton in Parade Magazine and KatE delivers a clinic in MiniVan Majority Fellatio. There’s love, there’s baking, there’s chocolate, there’s children, there’s sisterhood, and of course there is LOVE. All in time for the holidays. Now By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 01:30 am
Jessica Simpson Learn from Brady & Bundchen Ok now I feel badly for her just a little. Seems like Jessica Simpson can do no right post-divorce. She makes a record, it suck ass. She makes a movie…several movies…they suck ass too. She finds a boyfriend…he pees on her, is embarrassed of her, and By Lainey • Dec 19, 2007 10:11 am
Jamie Lynn Spears Chicken Fried Pregnant On Purpose? Have finally cleared inbox and touched base with back home… new information flying in non stop about the Chicken Fried Sibling Pregnancy. Did Jamie Lynn get pregnant on purpose? According to sources, Casey had tried breaking up with her but she kept begging him back. She was allegedly so desperate By Lainey • Dec 19, 2007 08:34 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Babies having Chicken Fried Babies Chicken Fried fertility runs in the family. So about Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up – information leaking fast and furiously…here’s a quick point form summary before analysis: - she sold her story to OK Magazine with an exclusive interview on her pregnancy and a photo deal when the baby By Lainey • Dec 19, 2007 07:42 am
