Pamela Anderson Pam & Rick: take two How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Flesh Many of you have emailed about these photos in the Daily Mail – of Posh on stage in London oozing, literally, out of her Cavalli. Like the images of her saggy legs a few months ago, they have not been photoshopped. I suppose this is what happens when the British press By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Unwelcome First – the Piece of Me video. In case you haven’t seen it, click here. Better than the Gimme More disaster, yes. But that’s like comparing sh*t to diarrhoea. At the end of the day, it’s still sh*t and the saddest part is, there are glimpses By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Mischa Barton The Daily Bitch… Please! I mean seriously… Mischa Barton is in Belfast to promote Closing the Ring. So she decides to invite a pap up to her luxury hotel room to take unflattering photos of her posing on her bed wearing an outfit not even I can excuse. The animal print is unflattering. And By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 12:23 pm
Cate Blanchett Marion Cotillard: Best of 2007 Sorry. I’ve been harping about her for months. But if you’ve seen La Vie en Rose, you know why. And non-English speaking actors are often ignored. Marion Cotillard’s performance as Edith Piaf is nothing short of extraordinary. Even legendary. Some critics have described it as “monumental” By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 08:14 am
John Travolta Gay Biker Chic: Best of 2007 John Travolta had a lot of fun promoting Wild Hogs – leather pants rubbin’ up on his privates all day. It’s only too bad they made him leave the studded dog collar and leash at home. But still…how can you not look at this and giggle? 2007 was quite By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 07:20 am
Tori Spelling Junior Hits Paydirt: Worst of 2007 Sweet suffering Xenu… KFed Jr knocked up Tori Spelling and we had to endure the debut of his bank account. One Rossum photo after another Rossum photo, but this one has to take the cheese. Look at them. Look at Tori all sweet and mothering and still ugly. And Junior By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 05:46 am
Clive Owen Clive’s Quiverating Cologne: Best of 2007 Clive Owen’s ad for Hypnose Homme Lancome and click here for the commercial. Now tell me you wouldn’t want him wanting you with his eyes like that. A little sweaty now? By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 04:48 am
Jessica Biel Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007 A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 03:55 am
Money no Mystery This is Georgina Chapman last night headed to the Waverly Inn in NYC for a pre-wedding party. Her own pre-wedding party. Georgina is a former model, now the designer behind Marchesa. Which is ugly but not the point. The point is… look at her. She is gorgeous. And By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:57 am
Katie Holmes Comfortable on the Carpet I remember seeing Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger at TIFF 2006 at the Holt Renfrew Burberry party. They had just started dating that summer, it was new and fresh and they took care to arrive separately, in separate cars 15 minutes apart, walking the carpet and the press line well By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:42 am
Katie Holmes More RoboBride Rossum Click here if you missed Katie Holmes raping you with sugar in the pages of January Elle. Now even more Rossum has been released as further proof she is fellating the MiniVan Majority. First an addition to a previous quote about how Tom is the perfect partner and then on By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:05 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Fourth Grade Damn. KFed’s lawyer is the business. And Britney must be paying a lot of money for him to be defending her ex husband. Poetic. So as you know, Britney bailed on her deposition the other day claiming she had fallen ill, unable to leave her hotel home due to By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Why Can’t I Just Bl*w You? Hollywood Ebola is currently spreading her disease wearing tacky head to toe animal in Germany promoting some cheap sh*t alcohol. Germans have welcomed her virus with open arms. They clearly underestimate the dangers. This is a bitch who can wipe out entire crops for a decade …don’t be By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Antonio Banderas Smell Like EuroCheese Two years ago, there was a Holiday Hoff Contest on this site asking readers to submit photos of celebrities inspired by David Hasselhoff’s cheese. The eventual winner nominated Antonio Banderas in these photos… as you can see, he is unquestionably channelling the Hoff. And with great success. Now Antonio By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Nicolas Cage in New York For the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Ugh. Why does he keep making the same sh*t movie over and over? Remember Leaving Las Vegas? Remember Adaptation? What happened to his drive? Isn’t he rich enough yet? Actually… maybe not. Surprisingly couldn’t find any photos of By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
