Britney Spears Britney on every cover On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 02:27 am
Harry Windsor The Smart Move Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Mandy Moore Mandy: shoes yes, lips no, Umbrella hell nah! Mandy Moore at the premiere of Dedication last night. Love her body, loooove the shoes, COVET the shoes, and the dress works too. Perhaps a little severe for summer but still…minus the lips she looks gorgeous. Don’t know exactly what it is – maybe it’s because they’re By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Drew Barrymore Someone or No One? Drew Barrymore oddly glammed up at Jet in Vegas on Sunday night on the arm of a dark dashing man. Can’t place him at first glance…can you? But even though it’s only a side shot, it’s plain as day – this dude is almost the hotness. Almost. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 05:12 am
Mischa Barton Purging Ebola As hypothesised the other day – Nicole Richie appears to be phasing out Hollywood Ebola and in doing so undramatically, she leaves Paris no opportunity to use the end of a friendship to fuel her own agenda. If true… Well played, well played. More evidence? Here’s Nicole last night in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 04:29 am
Britney Spears Who is What? Sorry to be crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhoea? Between Britney and KFed, who is what? On one hand Britney – eternal trainwreck with stinky feet, seems incapable of handling her boo boos, alleged drug use and erratic behaviour, and on the other hand a punk ass golddigger By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 04:14 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My BFF’s GFF Am overcome with jealousy. Ross Matthews, the “intern” on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, is name dropping Gwyneth. Bitch. I wish I could name drop Gwyneth. The two have been fast friends since he saw her on a carpet and asked her, “Will you be my best friend.” She By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 03:42 am
Canadian Idol and Sass Jordan Forever So I went to Canadian Idol last night. My first time, wanted to check it out. And I know you what you’re thinking because I was thinking the same. You go in there thinking you’re too cool. You go in there thinking you’re above the screaming idiots. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 03:41 am
Viggo Mortensen Viggo Fighting Naked Every day I receive emails campaigning for Viggo Mortensen on the Freebie Five. Don’t hide. I know you’re out there. So this is for you. One of the most highly anticipated gala premieres at the Toronto International Film Festival this year is David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises starring By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Maroon 5 in Toronto and Vancouver! They are performing on Canadian Idol tonight. And they are playing Toronto at the Air Canada Centre on October 4th and Vancouver at the Pacific Coliseum on November 3rd. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster.ca As legend would have it, shortly after splitting from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson showed By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Sienna Miller Iconic Overstatement A huge honour. It is Vogue’s biggest issue, its most prestigious issue. And Sienna Miller has been chosen to grace the September cover. The timing, of course, is perfect. Sienna is currently making a big push for her fashion line Twenty8Twelve. In spite of the dark eyebrows, which appear By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 10:05 am
Rumer Willis Not a Girl’s Girl… But of course, OF COURSE she’s a singer. Who the f&ck isn’t these days? Rumer Willis, our desperate star in the making, has hit yet another milestone. She’s been interviewed by People Magazine and featured in an article all about her! Next stop – rehab! In By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:51 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony in Toronto! Took me three years but as I’ve been saying for the last several months… I’m a believer. Still would rather look at her than him, of course, but looking at him makes her happy. I’ve seen it. And JLo happy is infectious. Can’t argue with that. By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 08:29 am
Kate Winslet Your Kate, My Kate, Our Kate Kate Winslet, of course. Who doesn’t love Kate Winslet? Here she is the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar looking ravishing but also refreshingly ordinary. In an accessible, appealing, comfortable “ordinary” kind of way. The best kind of “ordinary”. Like the Foo Fighters’ Hero: There goes my hero… watch By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 06:30 am
Mel B Tabloid Mothers I love this trend. Mothers with troubled daughters. Mothers estranged from daughters. Mothers going straight to the tabloids to send their daughters a message of love and encouragement. Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears…now Mel B’s mother Andrea is speaking out against her sudden marriage, describing it as a “big By Lainey • Aug 13, 2007 04:58 am
Joshua Jackson Dancing Euro Pacey It’s a tricky thing for me – men dancing. If done well, an incredible turn on. But if not… an instant quiver killer. I happened to marry a white man who cannot CANNOT dance. And I only realised it in full magnitude this weekend when I saw my husband “groove” By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 11:56 pm
