Intro for Jul 20, 2007 Dear Gossips, Today. Tonight. An all-nighter tonight with Harry in my bed. And perfect timing too. My husband leaves for a Vegas stag weekend tomorrow. So I can read and re-read in peace…and shop too. Stag weekends are the best. Stag weekends mean a new Tod’s bag and By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
The Wrong Vice and the New Vice He is super talented. Undeniably so. But like many of the most brilliant, he is also very troubled, though it was thought that he had been able to gain control of his demons with professional assistance. Thing is, he went in last time for booze…at least that’s what By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Weak The Emmy nominations. Despite the fact that is has been widely hailed as one of the most impressive shows to come around in a long, long time, the geriatric f&cks at the Academy couldn’t bother to update their nomination ballots for Friday Night Lights. Grey’s Seasons By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Entrepreneurial Pip in NYC Justin Timberlake yesterday in NYC for the opening of his restaurant Southern Hospitality. As you can see, Pipsqueak is grumpy per usual until it counts – on the carpet, while he’s selling, Pip brings his game. And his family too. Mom and grandpa showed up with other family members to By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Sag & Success Oh the British press…they love to hate her. And today she gave them a golden nugget. Photos of Victoria in LA yesterday – slim but still saggy with some cellie too! All that not eating and smoking and the end result is just like us, only I had agnellotti last By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
The Site Brief A few notes before you start drafting your complaint: Logging in: A few features are subscription-driven. Like the personalised Freebie Five. Per our Privacy Policy, we will NOT sell, trade, and/or distribute your information. The Freebie Five: Right now, it is database driven and slowly being compiled from anyone By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Exhibitionist at the Beach Britney at the beach – after a business meeting during which she appeared to be signing contracts, the chicken fried twat decided she was hot and pulled over, stripped down to her skivvies, and jumped in the water, accompanied of course by the small army of photographers assigned to her beat. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Adrian Grenier Grenier gets a girlfriend Her name is Melissa Keller. She is, surprise!, a model-turned-actress who has appeared in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Apparently they’ve known each other a while, have been dating on and off, and have recently taken their relationship in a more serious direction. Here they are at New Year’s. Generic By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The New John Mayer Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. But now it’s By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Her One Move Again with this tired ass play. Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up. Now Us Weekly is calling her single, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Wintour loves Winona Me too! Anna Wintour certainly has her favourites and Winona Ryder has long been one of them. Also helps that Winona is also a favourite of Marc Jacobs which explains the dress on the cover and her devotion, even before he was “Marc Jacobs”, to his designs. After several tough By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Carter An Ebola Survivor There is hope. An unlikely survivor but a survivor nonetheless. Nick Carter – best known as a Backstreet Boy then as Hollywood Ebola"s boyfriend…which was when it all went to sh-t. He lost his cute, he was accused of beating that bitch down, there was a DUI, and By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Mrs Beckham joins the MiniVan Majority? Though she’s loved by gays and gossips, Posh knows the key to America is the MiniVan Majority. And still she can’t shed the stilettos. Love. Her. So here she is with the boys at soccer practise, cuddling with Cruz as Brooklyn imitates Dad, playing sideline mom along with By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Fair is Fair The gay vote is unanimous. Every ‘mo I know loved Hairspray. And many, many girls too. So if you’re into musicals, be assured Hairspray is not the colossal bore that Dreamgirls was. Scientologists are invincible, non? Still, his success also means Michelle Pfeiffer’s triumphant comeback. Here’s Revolting By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
The Site Brief A few notes before you start drafting your complaint: Logging in: A few features are subscription-driven. Like the personalised Freebie Five. Per our Privacy Policy, we will NOT sell, trade, and/or distribute your information. The Freebie Five: Right now, it is database driven and slowly being compiled from anyone By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Protecting his Property At dinner with my cousin Cat last night – two grown women well into our thirties and when the subject of David Beckham came up, still we had to squeal. And she’s not really the type. But on pure physical loin-pounding quiveration…seriously, who’s hotter than Becks? And what’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 pm
