Bumpwatch wrong again Supposedly she’s been pregnant since March. Hmmm…really? This is what happens when expectant speculation is based on an overcoat and an indulgence at lunch. Here’s Demi wearing a rather fitted shirt the other day and showing very little sign of bulge and baby though more than enough By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Comeback vs Comeback First… No Doubt. Rest of the band joined Gwen Stefani on stage 2 nights in a row for a surprise reunion signalling their intention to record a brand new album and tour together once again. Love, love, love. It’s a comeback met with overwhelming positive response and even a By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss The Body Needs Fat And a lot less cocaine. Here is Kate Moss the other day in mid-canter, showing off some serious weight loss and the corresponding skin sag that can go with it. Hate to sound like a petty bitch but looking at this on a Monday morning makes me very happy about By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan The Kids Interviewed all three and the director of OotP and Imelda Staunton on Saturday for eTalk. Imelda is actually TINY. But of course you wouldn’t know it from her ridiculously fantastic turn as Professor Umbridge. As for the kids…obviously no longer kids. But still kids. All terrifically professional, no By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola and The Geriatric Probably a result of public disappointment, for fear of backlash and ridicule, NBC killed its plan to pay Hollywood Ebola a million dollars for her first post-prison interview. Barbara Walters, that senile old bag, in a moment of lucidity, also rejected the opportunity, likely bombarded over the last two weeks By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Harry Potter A Publicity Prince? With only six days to go, the Concert for Diana has received very little play … so far. Now suddenly, the Heir is reportedly back with Kate Middleton and therefore back on the front page. And the event goes down on Sunday. Coincidence… or conspiracy? Apparently the two were making out By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Bundchen on Brits and Blunt Totally disagree with her stance on British men but kisses to Gisele for her dismissal of James Blunt. How that prick with his limp dick music manages to score model after model is way beyond me. Is money enough to make his clammy teeth go away? Never for me. Or By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Kidman My Gwyneth Gets Hurt! Seen here leaving a salon in crutches, looks like there are bandages on her knee. Not known how the injury was sustained but she’s been shooting Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr in LA for some time now…perhaps a minor on set accident? One she didn’t feel By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Miss Potter Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Impressive her resumé since she told Tom Cruise he “had her at hello”. Very impressive. Renee Zellweger’s career choices and the roles she’s taken are almost never sh-t. She always brings good work. Most importantly I believe her. I believe her in every part…even Roxie. And so By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Rumer Watch Rumer Willis at the Laura Day event the other day. Ashton and Demi also attended. As you know, we’ve been charting the progress of her thinnification. Her legs appear to be rather lean these non? Give it by the end of summer, wonder how worrisome it’ll have gotten By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Kelly Rowland No Tina on Vacay Perhaps my favourite photo ever of Beyonce: red lips, wet in the pool, no sequins or feathers or any hint of her mother’s cheese ass style anywhere. Total gorgessity. Love B and Jay together. Love this rare display of affection – a kiss on holiday, solid romance for 3 years By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Contrition PDA Shelf Ass has Pip by the undropped balls. Making up for his closeness with Cam last week and the rather unflattering comments to the UK Mirror, JT has submitted to the dreaded PDA photo opp. And as you can see, someone can’t hide her smug. Handholding in Oslo, nuzzling By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan The Outside Gym What is it with Promises anyway? A luxurious rehab facility with an exorbitant fix-me fee doesn"t have an in house gym good enough for Lindsay Lohan? Please. Apparently she had to dash out for 3 hours yesterday to get in a not so quick work out. I don& By Lainey • Jun 20, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss The Artist & The Wannabe Can"t believe am about to say this but... Excerpts from Pete Doherty"s drug induced rambling diary have been published - the key parts focused on by the UK tabs are obviously the Kate bits. About marrying her this summer as soon as he"s kicked By Lainey • Jun 20, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson In spite of her cheese… Mandy Moore out and about on several occasions in NYC over the last few days to promote her new record Wild Hope. Terrible title. Awful, awful cheese title. Like Celine Dion awful. But this is Mandy. And Mandy deserves to be celebrated. For being sweet and normal and smart and By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Strikes Back and still overreaches Cameron Diaz has been prancing around Europe in a series of hot dresses showing off her tight curves, now Jessica Biel is roaring back with the famous Shelf Ass – the one asset that has propelled her from existence on the B List to JT’s latest clinger and therefore A By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
