Gwen Stefani King 2? Baby watch, and baby bump watch, to me anyway, are boring as sh*t. But you all seem to love it. Thankfully, this report stems not from the ever unreliable observation of one’s growing – imaginary or otherwise – midsection but from true smut. According to a very new untested source, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 06:44 am
Tom Cruise He Sleeps Naked My quivering loins… of course he sleeps naked. Becks is in Australia right now with the LA Galaxy and he appeared on local morning tv for an interview during which he was asked if he preferred “pyjamas or no pyjamas”. He replied – no pyjamas. Yum! This man is too fine By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 03:31 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid stank on Scrubs Tara Reid had a guest starring role on Scrubs a few seasons ago … and she will not be invited back. Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence addressed the New York Comedy Festival the other day and said she reeked so badly of booze and gang banging he’d sooner let John Mayer By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 02:44 am
Emily Blunt Michael Buble: the new John Mayer Cheesy lyrics, the illusion of sensitivity…only to end up a pig in reality, not unlike that douchbag John Mayer who sings of bodies and wonderlands but prefers them drenched in piss. But then again, if you’ve been paying attention to this site over the last few months, Michael By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 02:29 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Lolita Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving in NYC with her family. To celebrate the occasion, her exploitative skank of a mother decided to make the most of every photo opportunity, sending her next protégé out shopping with her orange and dirty faced older sister who can’t seem to lay off the By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 01:52 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Chinese Twins? Ridiculous new rumour originating from the always reliable News of the World – something about Britney adopting twin babies from China based solely on an “exclusive” claim from the tabloid’s source that Britney “has told friends she"s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 01:49 am
Mel B Mel B vs The MiniVan Majority Yes, they all drive SUVs now but you know what I mean. The same stronghold that keeps Jennifer Aniston’s career and her highlights alive, the same stronghold that turns a blind eye to Travolta’s gay gay, the same stronghold that believes every publicist-fed word in the pages By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Alba Alba to Broadway? She can barely hold a scene in a movie, let alone centre stage on The Great White Way? The argument of course would be that if Madonna can do it… But Madonna, in spite of the atrocious acting, can COMMAND a stage. Can Jessica Alba command a stage? Seriously… But By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Papa Pimp Back at Work People.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Daniel Craig No Neck, No Problem Daniel Craig is on promo for The Golden Compass but as you would expect, he’s also being asked about the next Bond. Daniel says he’s just started training again but that he will focus less on weights this time and more on cardio so to avoid what he By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears More Real than the Real Thing Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 06:21 am
Keith Urban They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:55 am
Reese Witherspoon Witherspoon Thanksgiving Where was she? A source tells me she spent Thanksgiving yesterday at her uncle’s in Brentwood, TN– at one point seen running through the leaves outside with her children. Cute! And no Jakey in sight. But I’m sure you know now about their romantic getaway to Napa recently By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:32 am
Kate Walsh Hawaiian Thanksgiving Newlywed Kate Walsh and husband spent the holiday in Hawaii frolicking in the water. Having met her in person, twice, I can tell you she is even lovelier in person – more engaging, with more sparkle, and sexier, less harsh in the face, and the longest craziest legs. And Kate’s By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 07:00 pm
Diane Kruger Screen Love to Real Love If you haven’t already, you must must must see La Vie en Rose. My earlier review can be found here. Marion Cotillard’s portrayal of Edith Piaf is nothing short of genius. And if she doesn’t receive an Oscar nomination, it will be a f&cking travesty. By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 07:00 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Read Between The Lines Joaquin Phoenix on why he’s not interested in Hollywood socialising: "As I recall, MICHELANGELO was not particularly social. I don"t think JOHN LENNON was particularly social either." So…what’s he tryin’ to say? Michelangelo, John Lennon… Joaquin Phoenix? source By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 09:28 am
