Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola and Michael Vick Background for those of you who don’t live in North America – Michael Vick is the piece of sh-t prick quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons indicted last week on federal charges that he played a part in a dogfighting ring operated on a property he owned. Worse yet, several dogs By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan New Hire, Next Fire Lindsay Lohan has reportedly signed on to a new movie in which she plays a tango-dancing prostitute in a biopic about tango legend Carlos Gardel. She is apparently now taking dance classes even with that alcohol monitor strapped around her ankle that is supposed to detect booze … and nothing else. By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Hudson The Daily Legs, Skin, and the Bag Kate Hudson at Naomi Watts’s baby shower yesterday – total gorgessity, non? Skin is soft and supple and well hydrated, long long tanned legs, and that bag… Must.Have.The.Bag. Still nothing solid re: what’s really going on between Kate and Dax Shepard with whom she was seen By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Ryan Gosling Maybe Mr Salmon? Still of Ryan Gosling from the upcoming Lars and the Real Girl, premiering at TIFF in September. Said it before and I’ll say it again – the Toronto International Film Festival continues to be regarded as the true start to award season with many releases bidding for Oscar gold strategically By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Stars for Soccer – Eva Longoria Saturday – David Beckham’s debut for the LA Galaxy vs Chelsea. He sat out the first half, came in late to thunderous applause as his wife, behind sunglasses and a cute black dress, sipped champagne from a private box, deeply engaged in conversation with the always opportunistic Eva Longoria. Famewhore By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears More Sad Smut As I reported exclusively on Friday, Britney’s photo shoot with OK Magazine was supposedly a disaster. Click here for the background. Still more details are coming out of the debacle, from multiple sources – all of them painting a picture of a Britney on the way down. Again. Because in By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Man Got Money? If so… Denise Richards is interested. Here’s Denise looking lovely - if not a stylistically dated – at a charity function this weekend. But this is the kind of look one goes for when trying to reel in a middle aged billionaire, you know what I mean? The hair is By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Stars for Soccer: MK Olsen Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long. I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it? Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
The Number 23 Exclusive DVD Giveaway! Jim Carrey fans turned away from The Cable Guy – back then, Jim as a freak was hard to accept. Especially when he did it so well. And the same goes for The Number 23. I totally bought him as an obsessive psycho. Made the mistake of watching alone this weekend By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Becoming Sad Smut Britney’s photo shoot for the upcoming cover of OK Magazine...exclusive details from multiple sources only here and it’s pretty f&cked up so mind the legal Chinese ass coverage. You know how it is… Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Double Bump! Isla Fisher and Naomi Watts both pregnant, hanging together yesterday in California and giggling together too - adorable, non? And a great story about Sacha Baron Cohen the other day. A house party in LA, door opens, in walks Sacha. He grabs a beer, does a lap around the place, By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Maggie Over Moss Two young mothers – one in love with a crackhead, the other a quirky indie movie veteran with a hippy attitude and refreshingly original fashion sense. Agent Provocateur has selected Maggie Gyllenhaal as their new face and body to replace the coke-beaten Kate Moss. Love. It. An unusual choice, to be By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Working Now... Have been blogging all day but for some reason, the site wasn"t posting articles properly. Should be ok now? Just a quick note: those using IE6 are probably not seeing the site as it should be seen - white space everywhere, text pushed down way below the ads. By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Site Problems They’re calling it a “caching” issue…whatever it is, it means I’ve been posting consistently but it’s not showing up on the site. The problem has occurred every day, is fixed every day, and then reappears the following morning, which is why it’s so late in By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo arrested, out of a job As I reported exclusively several weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan’s motivation to enter and extend her Promises treatment was allegedly primarily professional. The studio behind her next film supposedly could not get insured unless Lindsay submitted to rehab and made a big public stink of committing to getting clean. Unfortunately By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Shelf Ass wants an Oscar Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
