Demi Moore Red Rumey & Her Sister Like clockwork. It’s been about 2 weeks since my Rumey’s last sighting – announced as this year’s Miss Golden Globe. Which is why she showed up yesterday for photographers shopping with baby sister Tallulah, said by some to be the most attractive Willis/Moore progeny. It’s not By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 02:55 am
Milo Ventimiglia Can You Feel It? Oh he is totally tapping that. Totally. Can you feel their sexual energy popping off the photos? Last night – Milo Ventimiglia and that litle Lolita Hayden Panettiere attended a theatre production with fellow castmates from Heroes but it’s really all about what happened after. Would you bet your boob By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 02:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Dost Thou… Protest too much, my Gwyneth? Have been mentioning the rumours for months – that Gwyneth and Chris are on the outs, that London gossips have been buzzing about his alleged infidelity though nothing substantive has been put forward and am also told they have in fact been out on a few By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 11:35 pm
Paris Hilton Walking Behind Ebola It’s protocol for royalty, right? The noble blood walks first, the spouse must lag behind? Last night, Paris Hilton trotted her latest victim out for the paps, conveniently during a little visit with her parents who OF COURSE loved the Pizza Boy. As you can see, no photo opportunity By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp The Lifetime Promotes Sweeney Todd Again – don’t insult him with a Freebie Five nomination. Why would one night be enough? Would a lifetime be enough? Never. Johnny Depp in London after dinner with frequent co-collaborator Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter and also at the Sweeney Todd presser – pics from Deppendance – all smiles, By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Lance & Ashley NYC Reunited? LOVE Olsen style. And Ashley is getting more and more beautiful by the day…so while you may think it’s kinda creepy, can you blame Lance for finding her attractive? Here’s Ashley chic and gorgeous last night at the Grand Reopening of the New Museum on the Bowery By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Thief There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:52 am
Beyoncé Lovely Body, Cheese Pose Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 04:28 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Pregnant…Again? Why is trash so fertile? In Touch, the last bastion of truth (snort!), is reporting that Britney is 4 weeks along and that the father is JR Rotem, that greasy extremely unattractive music producer with the unfortunate name who loves riding her for publicity. The magazine also claims Rotem has By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 04:07 am
Lindsay Lohan The Re-Thinnification of Lilo Reports have surfaced that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. That she is drinking because alcohol was never her problem. That drugs were always her crippling vice. Her rep of course disputes the claim. But does her body? Remember when she practically disappeared two years ago? In the space of 6 By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 03:12 am
Victoria Beckham Downsized for Marc? Fashionista.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham is indeed the new face of Marc Jacobs for Spring 2008. Chav is in for 2008! This is of course a mayjah coup for Posh given Marc’s reputation and his popularity. And a mayjah slap in the face to British pundits who By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 02:49 am
Tom Cruise The Power of the GMD It is a dark day. The Daily Mail is reporting that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé will not be published in the UK because it’s too… boring! What??? Boring??? He went underground for two years writing this book. I heard he had to cut off cell phone access, By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 02:30 am
Heath Ledger Redux Rebound Heath Ledger had a torrid love affair with Heather Graham a few years ago before dating Naomi Watts. Now that he’s single again, apparently he’s looking to Heather for a booty call. Page Six is reporting that Heath recently ran into her at a restaurant and tried to By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 02:08 am
Javier Bardem No Country Quiveration No Country for Old Men is the most critically film of the year positioning Javier Bardem and a surprising Josh Brolin as possible Oscar contenders. Javier always. But Josh? Yes…Josh. Now no longer known as just Barbra Streisand’s stepson and Diane Lane’s husband who may or may By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 07:00 pm
Ellen Degeneres Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 07:00 pm
Angelina Jolie Angelina vs Marion? Biopic vs Biopic. Will it be Angelina’s Mariane Pearl vs Marion Cotillard’s Edith Piaf come Oscar night? Here’s Marion last night at the Gotham Awards – stunning, stunning, stunning. Love, love, love. Both performances were world class. But at the risk of waking the Brangelunatic beast, Marion’s By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 07:00 pm
