Mos Def B List Border Denial B list actress and famewhore, loves to “accidentally” run into pappies in an effort to wipe clean a pandering past by pimping her kids, lost a friend and gained a potential paycheque but got dumped when he found out she’s a golddigger, and now apparently can’t find work… By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Sweet Lord… Help her. For she is not Prince. And she keeps raping the English language, confusing a dinner “roll” with a movie “role” and not just once but twice. But this…this is beyond. The ghetto weave piled atop her head, the ghetto weave from the dollar store – even Ken Paves By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Edward Norton This is Henry and thoughts on Jack Salmon Again, I’m sure Eric Bana will do an adequate, even a fine job, in the film adaptation of The Time Traveler’s Wife. But like so many of you who feel so strongly about the book, Eric just isn’t quite my Henry DeTamble in the mind’s eye. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett TIFF Fit for Elizabeth and Mark Darcy On pure over the top glamour and pomp, there is no film festival like Cannes. But on star power and prestige, the Toronto International Film Festival – TIFF – is second to none. My hometown pulls out all the stops. TIFF is now widely regarded as the official kick-off to award season By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Skitty’s not Skanky OK she is, but not this time. Diddy and Kim Porter have split, tabloids are blaming his relationship with Sienna Miller after they supposedly rekindled it post Concert for Diana. But as much as I love to rag on Skitty, my sources say they are seriously just friends. At least By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Stop The Cheese Please. Please stop him. Please grab this Cheese by his long ass compensation hair and grow that bitch some shame. Because Matthew McConaughey, even on the rare occasion when he has a shirt on, is killing me. Here he is, meditating in the water on some kind of surfboard asking By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
The Pleasure Face Pervy, I know. But still… an Australian magazine has printed a few of the much ballyhooed sexytime shots of Nick and Nessa on vacay and as you can see from Nick’s face, something is definitely, definitely goin’ on down there. And he is definitely, definitely enjoying himself! Love it. By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton A Photo Opp Reunion Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie 12 Weeks With EXACTLY a week to go before her scheduled court date on DUI charges, Nicole Richie has landed the cover of Us Weekly – 12 weeks pregnant and perhaps engaged, ending weeks of BabySpec and perfectly timed too. Coincidence or conspiracy? Don’t doubt for a second she wasn’t intentionally By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Kyle Chandler Fringe Good, Bob Better Christina Ricci rockin’ a shorter bob… seen here at the end of May during a press conference in Berlin for the upcoming Speed Racer and again the other day at LAX being greeted by her long time boyfriend, the dude who played Chandler’s creepy roommate now with a recurring By Lainey • Jul 04, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Bitch… Please! In preparation for her publicity tour to promote her one hour special on NBC airing July 16th, Posh has pulled an Angelina, her people insisting that members of the press sign a release agreeing to focus interviews solely on the reality show and not on the Beckham’s personal life. By Lainey • Jul 04, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry and his Brother – new concert photos In the new issue of Hello Canada, several photos not widely circulated from the Concert for Diana last Sunday. For the first time in a long time, I actually find William attractive. Even his dorky dancing. Some say he was only goofing around – whatever he was doing, he looked like By Lainey • Jul 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Kevin Federline Another Britney Witticism You know what’s sad about Britney – in a long, long, long list of sad things about Britney? Britney actually thinks she’s smart, clever, and funny, like that dude at a party with all the hardy har har bad jokes. Kinda like my husband. My husband is the quintessential By Lainey • Jul 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!! This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Total Gorgessity Out of School Emma Watson at the London premiere of OoTP this afternoon. Cute blue cocktail, very age appropriate and she doesn’t look like a proper skank 10 years older. How refreshing. When I interviewed her she mentioned she was attending fitting after fitting and had a boatload of clothes on the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Stacy Ann Ferguson Front Row Mismatch Don’t even mind the teeth anymore. Vanessa Paradis at the Chanel show in Paris today – Karl must have lost his sh-t as most of the marquee celebrities turned up at Dior but many opted to stay away from his. Some minion must have been on the receiving end of By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
