Jessica Simpson The Pimp turns down Porn??? Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Her Hot Homo Posh went shopping yesterday with David and also with main Mo, also her hairstylist, who featured so prominently in her tv show. He’s a doll, non? Sigh. Breaks my heart I could dirty talk him and he’d rather throw up than c*ck up, you know? Look closely By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Lucy Liu No Hello Kitty Here Thank Goddess she’s given up the kung fu chops and focused on acting in other areas. Check it out – Lucy Liu at an ABC fall line up event. Can you believe she’s almost 40? Actually I can. Like I’ve said before…we Asians age in the most By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Spice in Vancouver! Just announced – the Spice Girls will kick off their reunion tour right here in Vancouver! As is customary for kick offs in the city, the bands (loosely used term here) usually arrive in advance for rehearsals and technical adjustments to take advantage of Vancouver’s world class facilities. The Police By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Sienna & Savannah in NYC Sienna Miller and her sister Savannah yesterday in NYC for the launch of their new fashion label Twenty8Twelve, described by many as better in quality and design than that of Kate Moss for TopShop. Am now completely fascinated by the Miller Sisterhood, find Savannah particularly beguiling and Sienna as usual By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hilary Duff Another Hockey Date Puck bunny indeed! For the second evening in a row, Hilary Duff went out with hockey player Mike Comrie – rumour has it they had dinner at Katsuya Thursday, just a night after being photographed together leaving Giorgio’s (attached). Interestingly enough, after my post yesterday about Hilary and her new By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hands on Mom Gwen Stefani and Gavin and cute little Kingston in New Zealand the other day for her tour. She was just in Australia earlier this week – heard an endearing story about that visit in the local papers. Gwen and Gavin checked into their hotel, something was wrong with their room. So By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie won’t fight? If true…am all over it. If true, at least she’s not like the other twats. I have a thing for Nicole Richie. And this would certainly add to it. So instead of complaining and fighting and resisting and denying like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie will By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Four Days Nicole Richie has been sentenced to 4 days behind bars. She must serve her sentence before September 28th which means, contrary to initial speculation, she will do her time while pregnant. As reported earlier, Nicole decided on a plea, apparently unwilling to drag out a court case in her delicate By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: drama in Vegas, drama all around She took her kids to Vegas with her brother and apparently violated the terms of her custody agreement and now that loser she married is licking his lips over the opportunity, eager now to demand full custody and the bank account that goes with it. Word is, as her behaviour By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo Blames the “Black Kid” Three men have revealed to TMZ that Lindsay Lohan was indeed drinking and driving on the night in question. They were all at a party, she was not seen without a drink all night, did at least one shot, got into some kind of scrap with her assistant and yes, By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Harry Potter Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Due to some technical difficulties, the book page won’t be ready for a couple of weeks. As such, the inaugural review is appearing here – rather anticlimactic, yes. But so goes technology. Hope you don’t mind. In due time, LaineyBooks will feature recommendations and commentary as many of you By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Catherine Zeta Jones Is this Wonky? Look at her. Catherine Zeta Jones is a Goddess. Her face, those lips, that overbite, the body, the hair, and the most perfect nose…all of it, the most wonderful package wasted on Michael Douglas. Sigh. Check her out, gorgessity all over NYC on promo for No Reservations (which I By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
Ryan Gosling Rachel’s Hand As posted yesterday, Rachel McAdams was in Toronto at the Four Seasons Wednesday for a business meeting. She then left on her own on her bike. How can you not adore her? eTalk has the Canadian exclusive photos. And we at the studio have all been remarking – what’s that By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
Rumer Willis Rumer Officially Infected!!! It happened! Rumer Willis in a drug scandal! Bruce and Demi’s daughter was in a hotel room in Maryland where a man was arrested on drug charges. Rumer was not arrested but there was marijuana involved in the bust and she was present and accounted for while partying on By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
Hilary Duff Puck Bunny! Anyone outside Canada who doesn’t follow hockey closely likely knows nothing about Mike Comrie. But once upon a time, Mike Comrie was an Edmonton Oiler and a favourite son. Until his love affair with his hometown ended in somewhat of a scandal with allegations of cheating with a teammate’ By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
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