Victoria Beckham The Beckhams En Route As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Bred for Hypocrisy How they raise "em in Hollywood. We can debate til we’re blue in the face about paparazzi intrusion and privacy but trust me when I tell you, the paps don’t get “lucky” every day and show up miraculously to find a celebrity leaving the gym/walking her By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Stiller Britney and Ben Damon She hates her mother, hates her father, hates her ex manager, hates her ex husband, and apparently now hates her cousin and constant companion Allie, who after shadowing Britney from the moment she left Promises, is now suddenly absent, replaced by the bodyguard boyfriend with the under-evolved physique and the By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Charlie in Love, Denise Alone Sweet. Since splitting up from Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen has defended himself against her preposterous and UNPROVEN allegations, lived life low key, continued to score impressive ratings on a forgettable sitcom, been nominated for several awards, and has now fallen in love and proposed to his girlfriend of over a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Ford Some Leo in July and a sexy bitch called Tom Ford The new Hello Canada Hello Canada chock-full of hotness. First my Leo… Leo promoting his new documentary The 11th Hour, about global warming of course, and looking FOINE. Slim and serious and sexy… yum. And that sexy beast Tom Ford. Tom who plays for the Gay Team but who nevertheless By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Dating Up Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Marc Anthony Quiveration Overload Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson Chelsea at Mahiki! My summer girl… my Chelsea in London partying at Mahiki. Well of course she was partying at Mahiki – she’s 21 and Mahiki only works for 23 and under. Big boobs, skinny legs, blonde and tan…like Pam Anderson but super rich. An heiress. With connections good enough for a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Tara Reid Stroke Face in Stripes In all fairness…the lopsidedness actually seems to be receding. And she does look better. Face is almost back to generic Mall Girl with a little tinge of stroke around the corners. But then again, it’s Tara Reid. Something is always just a little off. Like the headband. Like By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John TIFF: Love Triangle Looms…and Clooney too As mentioned last week, TIFF this year is boasting a killer lineup with Cate and Clive and Colin and Gosling already confirmed to show their latest prestige projects. More confirmations just in, more super A List names will be touching down in Toronto in September. My home town will play By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Pregnant at Stampede Nicole Richie behind a giant pillow on her way from LAX to Calgary with Joel Madden. Good Charlotte is scheduled to take the stage at Stampede tonight – yee hawwww!!! Of course you know tomorrow was supposed to be the start of her DUI trial though her attorneys have now asked By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
David Banda Ritchie Black, Blonde, and Boobed! Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Hotness and the Plastic Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Unrecognisable source Courtney Love in London. With the dieting and the off and on drugging, she’s obviously mutilated her body beyond belief but still… I could barely recognise this. Not even barely, actually. I did NOT recognise it until the caption. Sadness. Say no to drugs. Say yes to food. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
A Bitchbeating Fan for your ears Catya send this along – funniest thing ever. At the Club Monaco store on Bloor in Toronto, they are selling this CD: Karl Lagerfeld Les Musiques que j’aime – his favourite songs for the bargain price of $33!!! At Club Monaco!!! WTF? Having said that…check out the album cover: an By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Factory Girl Uncut – Exclusive DVD Giveaway! It was supposed to be Sienna Miller’s greatest achievement and she gave it her all, supposedly going so deep into character as Edie Sedgwick that she also picked up, for a time anyway, all of her tragic vices. This version, the uncut, unrated one is not what was released By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
