Nicole Richie A Clinic in Contrition Did you watch Nicole Richie with Diane Sawyer this morning? Whoever coached this girl deserves a gold star. And unlike that old fool Larry King, Diane did throw a few hardballs, pressing Nicole at one point: do you get it? do you understand??? Do you know how many people could By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Working Sienna Miller after a lunch meeting in LA yesterday with a Working Title script in hand – a very very good omen. As you probably know, Working Title is the production company behind Four Weddings and Funeral and Bridget Jones and Hot Fuzz and Fargo and Love Actually and O Brother By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan A Pimp AND a Thief Lindsay Lohan has some kick ass parents. The father is already a convicted felon who served time and found the Lord in prison. And then there’s that mother – her manager pimp, ready to exploit her child at every opportunity, living vicariously through a career she never had. And now… By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin and Ewan quiverate TIFF As if George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Clive Owen, and Matt Damon weren’t enough, just announced today – Woody Allen’s Cassandra’s Dream starring Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor will be presented at TIFF, adding to the blockbuster killer lineup already confirmed for the festival this year. As always eTalk By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Cruise Fashion Influence To be fair, Nicole Kidman’s clothes, like her frozen forehead, are almost always flawless. But for some reason, at some event last night in Sydney, Nicole Kidman reverted back to the Days of Cruise, choosing to wear a pair of gungy flats to a gala event…kinda like Emma By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani Gwen in Hammer Pants Only Gwen Stefani could pull off Hammer Pants and look this cool…though a bit harsh. The eyebrows, the lips, the sunken cheeks – a tad too Madge, non? It’s too bad, really. Because Gwen is SO gorgeous totally natural. Anyway, Gwen’s tour is headed to Malaysia though at By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Sold! I’m sorry. But I love them. I love Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony… Please forgive? It’s just the way he’s leaning into her on the carpet. And how happy she’s looked for 3 years. Even if he’s been creepy and controlling at times…word is By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Dog Abuser at the Beach I"m harping. I"m sorry. But look at this whore… as the paps snap away from close range, Hollywood Ebola shamelessly uses her poor puppies as props, posing gratuitously as they suffer through their miserable existence in her diseased arms. Then she takes her photo shoot on By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Uma Thurman Type Uma After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs BList on the Riviera And in Tara Reid’s case, much lower than B. Much has been made of late about Diddy’s diminishing clout – that he could barely attract any attention in the south of France next to the likes of Bono and Pene Cruz. That the superstars are now avoiding his parties, By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie 4 Months, 4 Days "Yes I am. We are. I"m almost four months." Not that we didn’t know… but finally, finally from Nicole’s own mouth. After walking around with a giant pillow covering her stomach for the better part of the last month, Nicole has revealed to Diane By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Save the Dogs! There are some f&cking idiots out there who actually look at photos of this diseased twat and squeal about how cute she is with her dogs… can you believe it? This is not cute. This is animal abuse. Paris Hilton has at least 6 small dogs. She calls By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: the boys, the leak Us Weekly is pulling no punches. This week’s issue includes details of how she mothers her sons: so much juice in a bottle that SPF already has dental problems, asked a dentist to whiten his teeth, taking over a home she was interested in buying, then leaving it filthy By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss When Pete speaks… I read! No but seriously… it’s so wrong, but SO compelling. And while I could give a sh-t what comes out of Kate’s mouth, there is something endlessly fascinating about Pete Doherty’s junkie prose, this time delivered verbally to a British tabloid, the same one that broke By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Sarah Jessica Parker How ‘Bout Her Veins? SJP (looking – ahem – tired???) threw a garden party the other day in conjunction with Elle Magazine illustrating inadvertently why, once and for all, they should leave well enough alone. Sex and the City ended brilliantly. Perfectly. So other than gouging more money out of an already sated public, what really By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese & Jakey: rekindled As you can see from the new issue of Us Weekly out tomorrow, they have all the exclusive details and photos too. And unlike Jessica Biel’s daily famewhoring antics, I"m told the two were completely unaware they’ve been busted. As in not a photo opp. Jakey By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
