Britney Spears Exhibitionist at the Beach Britney at the beach – after a business meeting during which she appeared to be signing contracts, the chicken fried twat decided she was hot and pulled over, stripped down to her skivvies, and jumped in the water, accompanied of course by the small army of photographers assigned to her beat. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Adrian Grenier Grenier gets a girlfriend Her name is Melissa Keller. She is, surprise!, a model-turned-actress who has appeared in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Apparently they’ve known each other a while, have been dating on and off, and have recently taken their relationship in a more serious direction. Here they are at New Year’s. Generic By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The New John Mayer Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. But now it’s By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Her One Move Again with this tired ass play. Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up. Now Us Weekly is calling her single, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Wintour loves Winona Me too! Anna Wintour certainly has her favourites and Winona Ryder has long been one of them. Also helps that Winona is also a favourite of Marc Jacobs which explains the dress on the cover and her devotion, even before he was “Marc Jacobs”, to his designs. After several tough By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Carter An Ebola Survivor There is hope. An unlikely survivor but a survivor nonetheless. Nick Carter – best known as a Backstreet Boy then as Hollywood Ebola"s boyfriend…which was when it all went to sh-t. He lost his cute, he was accused of beating that bitch down, there was a DUI, and By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Mrs Beckham joins the MiniVan Majority? Though she’s loved by gays and gossips, Posh knows the key to America is the MiniVan Majority. And still she can’t shed the stilettos. Love. Her. So here she is with the boys at soccer practise, cuddling with Cruz as Brooklyn imitates Dad, playing sideline mom along with By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Fair is Fair The gay vote is unanimous. Every ‘mo I know loved Hairspray. And many, many girls too. So if you’re into musicals, be assured Hairspray is not the colossal bore that Dreamgirls was. Scientologists are invincible, non? Still, his success also means Michelle Pfeiffer’s triumphant comeback. Here’s Revolting By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
The Site Brief A few notes before you start drafting your complaint: Logging in: A few features are subscription-driven. Like the personalised Freebie Five. Per our Privacy Policy, we will NOT sell, trade, and/or distribute your information. The Freebie Five: Right now, it is database driven and slowly being compiled from anyone By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Protecting his Property At dinner with my cousin Cat last night – two grown women well into our thirties and when the subject of David Beckham came up, still we had to squeal. And she’s not really the type. But on pure physical loin-pounding quiveration…seriously, who’s hotter than Becks? And what’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Gisele Insecure or Bridget’s Wishful Thinking? Trouble is apparently plaguing the world’s most beautiful couple – word is Gisele and Tom are rowing because Bridget Moynihan is scheduled to deliver Tom’s son on Friday which is also Gisele’s birthday. Even though his family is vacationing with the two of them, some say Gisele is By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride Supports the Mo"s Katie Holmes was let out of Tom’s clutches for a very good reason yesterday: to attend the premiere of Hairspray starring none other than church-mate John Travolta. And free from the diminutive influence of her husband, Katie as you can see is workin’ the carpet hard, giving us a By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Posh: the Primetime Debut Virtually every critic has slammed her special with every disparaging adjective possible. Meanwhile, the British papers are salivating over the savage reviews, gleeful in their premature assessment that the Beckham defection has not gone unpunished. And though the numbers have yet to be announced (at press time), going purely from By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
The Site Brief A few notes before you start drafting your complaint: Logging in: A few features are subscription-driven. Like the personalised Freebie Five. Per our Privacy Policy, we will NOT sell, trade, and/or distribute your information. The Freebie Five: Right now, it is database driven and slowly being compiled from anyone By Lainey • Jul 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Avril Lavigne Like Wife Like Husband How utterly original. No wonder they’re married. Because what says made for each other like matching public spittle? And on an album cover no less? Can you picture Avril’s quiver? This is Deryck Whibley of Sum 41. This is their upcoming release – watch out you don’t choke By Lainey • Jul 16, 2007 08:00 am
Your Freebie Five Some of the names you"ve requested this morning/afternoon have now been added. If there is someone you want, email me - I"ll input when I can. As mentioned previously, this feature has been built off of an existing, larger database that will also serve other By Lainey • Jul 16, 2007 08:00 am
