Paris Hilton Ebola’s Disciples This is why Hollywood Ebola will NEVER die. Click here for the clip. They are crying. Seriously…who the F&Ck are these people??? Also – check her out with her wonky eye at the beach the other day, abusing her dogs and giving paps an eyeful of a photo By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Miss Zahara goes shopping Angelina took Zahara to a toy store today. Looks like the feisty Miss Z is throwing a little tantrum. The cutest. Am all over Angie’s nude gloss. What is it I wonder? source By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Resolute and Rebounding? Kate Moss – can you believe she still hasn’t gone running back to that festering scab? No it appears Kate is trying to remain resolute, determined to kick her Doherty addiction despite his repeated attempts at reconciliation through the tabloids. I still say it’s not over by a longshot. By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 07:38 am
Emmy Rossum Rossum and the Astronaut Seriously…this is all time. All.F&CKING.TIME. The most nauseating Rossum ever!!! Is that redundant? First, Rossum at some party last night wearing red and waves and her trademark teacher’s pet smile. Gag. But the best… the best is the latest post on her blog, dedicated By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 05:10 am
Kirsten Dunst Making Kiki Cool Simon Pegg…that’s how. Check out Simon and Kiki shooting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People in NYC this week. Simon plays Toby. But of course he does, which if you ask me is a HUGE compliment. Also attached – Kiki meandering around the city without support, letting her By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 04:51 am
Mischa Barton Best New Look Can’t get enough of the new Mischa Barton, pictured here in NYC. Dark hair, jagged layers, pale skin, clear complexion, big eyes, the most wonderful nose, and a healthier body…love, love, love. I know it seems like a photo shoot but it’s not. At least not an By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 04:31 am
Brad Pitt The Chosen One in Chicago! Angelina Jolie arrived holding the Chosen One to resume work on Wanted in Chicago but only after celebrating Maddox’s 6th birthday at the weekend dressed in camouflage with matching face paint. Am jealous. My parties always involved cheap Chinese relatives who made a habit of re-gifting lame presents. One By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 04:18 am
Gwyneth Paltrow G’s Worst Cover W Magazine – super arty and high fashion, so it’s not unusual, the Beckham sex spread notwithstanding, for the publication to not only render its over subjects virtually unrecognisable but also often embarrassingly unattractive. But still… this is an all time achievement in ugly. Holy f&ck does my By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 03:12 am
Lindsay Lohan The Model Parents Tony Almeida was Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard from 2002 – 2005 and is graciously dishing on his former charge after what had to be a rather enticing offer from In Touch Magazine. But still…even though the story has been procured by a paycheque, it’s hard to deny its validity: By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 02:01 am
Britney Spears Britney: Bares Boobies, Could Lose Boo Boos I’m sure by now you’ve seen Us Weekly’s newest cover…but have you seen the rest of the series? Cut to a couple of a weeks ago, after her infamously pathetic attempt at a video shoot, during which she twirled clumsily around a stripper pole and stared By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 01:35 am
Once As is the case with LaineyBooks, we are still awaiting certain tech upgrades before properly launching the LaineyMovies page. But if you can forgive the anticlimactic introduction, here’s the inaugural movie review written by Michelle Crespi, a properly educated journalist and not some smutty internet hack. Michelle is a By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Not with the Program Angelina Jolie has returned to America. Showed up at the studio the other day apparently to do some work for Beowulf with Maddox in tow. By pure coincidence and cleverness on the part of the paparazzi, somehow photographers, amazing timing, were present to greet her arrival. As you can see, By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo in Long Island, now Utah Not in rehab but on Long Island… Lindsay Lohan has returned home, staying at her mother’s house with her sister, actually succeeding at flying out of LA undetected into NYC. You see? It IS possible. As you would expect, Dina has told the press that Lindsay is doing “fine” By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Alli Makes the Difference? Since the disastrous OK Magazine meltdown, the tawdry story of her video shoot hysterics, and her dramatic scuffle with the paparazzi in Vegas, Britney has scaled back her crazy, abstaining from the every night club schedule that usually precedes a breakdown and reconnecting with cousin Alli Sims. And it would By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 07:07 am
Mary Kate Olsen Hair Envy I’m told there is no perm that can make hair this look natural. Sigh. Bone straight Chinese locks suck ass. Here’s Mary Kate Olsen promoting her guest-starring stint on Weeds and again on the set of a new show wearing dread lock extensions. On her they kinda work. By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 06:54 am
Jennifer Aniston Uma & Arky They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 06:53 am
