Victoria Beckham Beckham Porn in Vegas Monday night, perhaps immediately following her interview with Larry King, according to Vegas reporters Posh tagged along with Becks to a peeler bar called Spearmint Rhino. Everyone in the establishment apparently lost their sh*t. But of course they did. Who wouldn’t want to get with Becks. Or both? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 06:29 am
Denzel Washington Denzel and Long Leather Oprah When Oprah likes you…No, when Oprah LOVES you…she throws her full might behind whatever it is that you’re selling, leading her lambs to your project and guaranteeing smash hit success. Just ask Jessica Seinfeld. This weekend it was Barack Obama. Last night it was Denzel Washington at By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 05:09 am
Britney Spears Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 03:03 am
Madonna Her Madgesty is a Yoga Bitch It’s Madonna. Of course she’s demanding. Of course she doesn’t want to be insulted by your presence. Especially not when she’s working out. So Madonna and family are currently spending time in New York. As you know, she’s a fitness freak and dropped in for By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 02:26 am
Tom Cruise Down Boy! It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the Tom Cruise’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. After By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 02:10 am
Jessica Simpson John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007 By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Fire Your Father Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jesse Plemons Bring Back Crucifictorious! It’s Landry! Hobnobbing with Opes and Denzel! Last night at The Great Debaters premiere, here’s Jesse Plemons of Friday Night Lights – the show you’re not watching…because it’s too good? For FNL fans – am tired of Anxiety Landry. Bring back Best Zingers Landry. And bring back By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham They Don’t Make ‘Em… Like they used to. There will be young gossips coming to this site today who’ll take one look at the photos, note it’s Jack Nicholson…and quickly move on. Ugh, they’ll say. Who cares? And then it’s back to The Hills, the Lauren Conrads, the Brody By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried No Show Stupid stupid stupid. Britney Spears was scheduled to show up in court today to be deposed by KFed’s lawyer as part of their ongoing custody battle. She would have been grilled on drug use and suspect parenting techniques and how much sex she’s been having with random men. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Alba Breeding! In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Will Smith Will & Jada light up New York Love(d) them. So much. Wanted badly to believe. But then the unmistakable signs started surfacing. And you know their children are apparently homeschooled with L Ron Hubbard’s “Study Technology” right? Just saying… to those who still remain sceptical… if that doesn’t clinch it for you, what else By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise The Coat Off His Back Ben Affleck gave away a few of Violet’s coats last week on Good Morning America for a winter charity drive and today, Will Smith did the same. And as you can see, it’s a gorgeous coat. And it looked gorgeous on him. Damn Will is fine. Not hard By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 08:11 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Friendless Her hair is black again. And she was pissed at the paps last night for surrounding her even though she was walking around in a pink wig. Stupid f&cking twat. Scene of the crime – the Four Seasons. Multiple sightings and multiple outfit changes. As you can see, her By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 05:32 am
Heidi Montag Ebola is Everywhere This is what Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has created – random famewhores everywhere peddling their sh*t. Speaking of sh*t…last night’s season finale of The Hills. Total letdown. The parties after were much more interesting especially since Heidi did not walk the carpet with Spencer but did get By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 04:43 am
Daniel Day Lewis In the Lead Daniel Day-Lewis is pretty much guaranteed an Oscar nomination after the LA Film Critics Association named him Best Actor for There Will Be Blood. The film also won best picture and director putting Blood in good position for an awards season run. Then again, Daniel Day-Lewis could fart By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 04:06 am
