Brad Pitt More “candids” from the Family Pitt My favourite. Brad and Angie and their 2 middle children at Paramount Studios on Sunday. Not sure whether they’re dropping off or picking up, but there’s a good shot of Little Pax and of course Baby Z clinging to Daddy. Parents aren’t supposed to play preferences but By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Edward Norton Edward Norton: Is He Poor? I suppose I can understand the decision on the part of Marvel Studios – Edward Norton plays dark and conflicted and morose and depressed better than almost anyone else. And what better adjectives to describe The Hulk? But according to early reports, the sequel to Ang Lee’s 2003 box office By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Welcome Back Rachel Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Future Mrs Beckham Brooklyn Beckham, that is. Madonna is in Malawi making the world a better place – fantastic. But Check out mom and Lola in matching fatigues – total gorgessity, non? Man I feel old. She’s 10 already – a decade of Madonna the Mother. In another decade, she’ll be dating… so can By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Dear… Sweet… Goddess I can’t. I can’t even begin to understand why anyone would do this to her face and her body. And it makes me sad. Because deep down there must be a lot of unhappiness. And because once upon a time, Lara Flynn Boyle was so beautiful. Like, SO By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Demi the new Nicole? Sigh. Bump watch is my least favourite of all the gossip watches. Mostly because I don’t give a sh-t but also because most of the time it’s based on whether or not a woman happens to be bloated. Which isn’t exactly reliable scientific smut. Three months ago, By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron The Thinnification of Katie Heigl? A l’il bit, don’t you think? Also at the GLAAD event on Saturday, looking remarkably thin in an amazing white suit, half Barbie/half Charlize Theron, and another nasty cold is making me a crusty bitch today but I think her head looks too big for her body By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride in Louisiana Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! Tom Cruise has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Cheese Man gets a new girl source Her name is Camila Alves. Of course she’s a model. Of course she’s attractive. So what the hell is she doing with this cheese? Total downgrade if you ask me… By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts and the new candids Brad and Zahara out for ice cream, Angie waiting in the car, and somehow caught on camera by not one but at least 2 pappy agencies…amazing, init? Two weeks after Janice Min’s scathing report in Us Weekly about Angelina’s “twisted double life”, amid increasing speculation that their By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson How the Tabloids write themselves? Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss a critical flop? According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. So is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Britney: getting fit, still f&cking crazy? Good signs and warning signs, it’s never easy with Britney. Girl is just so f&cking… dumb. Like I mean seriously stupid. Like learning impaired. Which accounts for my soft spot. Because I truly believe she’s too stupid to know, you know? Followed everywhere by the pappies By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards When does Skank expire? CAUTION: NUDITY How long does it take to wash away a slutty history? If one used to sell for sex, when does that cease to become a blemish? Is there, like, a statute of limitations on a prostitution past? Or is it once a ho, always a ho? Kinda like Denise Richards? By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, We all have irrational, totally unreasonable pet peeves. For me it’s turned-out feet. For my friend Erin it’s people who can’t close their mouths – illustrated perfectly by Prince William: beaver bucks, big lips, can’t inhale through his nose, FAR from sexy…which is why By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore About John Krasinski My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
