Sarah Jessica Parker Horse, Wedding…and Helen Gurley Brown SPOILER!!! Look away if you can’t handle!!! It’s not the dress and it’s not the feather. On someone softer, on someone with some vavoom, on someone who could at least fill out the bust… it’s all good. However, with her horse face and the witch boil By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 04:14 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip GirlCrush Am obsessed with Blake Lively. Obsessed. She plays Serena in Gossip Girl though you may remember her from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie – Blake played Bee/Bridget but it’s on the show where she really shines with that mysterious “It”. Not conventionally cutesy pretty, not soft, not By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss Reunion Imminent Remember: Crack Love is Forever. So it’s only a matter of time before Kate Moss and Pete Doherty reunite. Looks like Pete is looking to accelerate the process. As you know, five minutes after throwing Pete out of her house, Kate hooked up with another musician called Jamie Hince By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Next up for Jen? Tory Burch and Lance Armstrong are over. Distance is the official reason, the unofficial reason is probably because he’s a dickhead. Don’t get me wrong… once upon a time Lance was the ultimate Quiveration and a former #1 on the Freebie Five. But just because he crusades for By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Clean Cut Quiveration Ashton Kutcher – without the sad attempt at growing a beard, he is the hotness. No wonder she’s so happy…I’d be happy too. And they look happy together. Here are Ashton and Demi on the sidelines at the Giants game Sunday night…still together and still wanting to By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:20 am
Jennifer Aniston No After Sex Crying Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 03:54 am
Clive Owen The Queen in Blue Cate Blanchett the one and only on the carpet last night at the premiere of The Golden Age. As usual, she is flawless. As usual, she is the epitome of elegance…even in a shapeless gown, Cate owns it like no one else. The Golden Age arrives in theatres next By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 03:43 am
Cheese Cheats Although his “art” and therefore his career is entirely predicated upon the fact that he loves love and believes in love, especially love at home, and has made millions off women swooning over every word and note, it seems for him at least love does not go hand in hand By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Owned! Breaking news – TMZ.com is reporting that Britney has officially lost custody of her children as KFed’s lawyer stormed the court today, taking advantage of media attention placed on Britney’s shoddy driving record etc to milk her even more for her money and of course put the kids By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 09:11 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth at Home!!! Can you imagine how exciting this is for me? A glimpse INSIDE the Hamptons home of my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow? Classic Gwyneth hypocrisy – complaining about privacy or lack thereof and then inviting House & Garden to photograph her kitchen, her bedroom, and Apple’s adorably canopy bed. Inviting you By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 05:41 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sales So as mentioned above, Gimme More the video was supposed to drop today. However, I can tell you exclusively that the premiere has been delayed by her label. Not because it sucks but because it can and will sell. The song is already #1 on iTunes which is why my By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 05:17 am
Tori Spelling Almost Donatella Not quite as hideous as Donatella Versace, but Tori Spelling is coming close. Very, very close. And while she has always been unfortunate looking, karmic retribution has of late quite obviously exponentially expanded the ugly. Use caution and expect more than a shudder as you torture your eyes at the By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 04:13 am
Nicole Richie October Wedding? TMZ.com is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have hired a wedding planner and have set the date for October 13th – less than two weeks away! Good date… 13 is a very, very lucky number, especially for a baby. Having said that, the proximity of the occasion is By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 03:57 am
Jennifer Aniston On the beach with Three Whiskers? No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 03:15 am
John Mayer Friday Night Pee A gift that yields many rewards. Love, love, love. Here’s John Mayer stepping out for the first time in the spotlight with his new piece in Santa Monica this weekend, clearly with no intention of keeping it quiet. Her name is Minka Kelly and since most of you shamefully By Lainey • Sep 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Pamela Anderson Three White Bikinis Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon – they’ve applied for a marriage license, will have one year to make it official but x17online.com is claiming they actually did it this weekend. TMZ.com says they didn’t. Meanwhile this is the most press Rick’s had since getting infected by By Lainey • Sep 30, 2007 08:00 pm
