Rachel Bilson A Rare Miss The adorable Rachel Bilson the other day in a rare miss – those jeans are assy. Shame especially since she is usually so wonderfully on mark. The shoes though are lovely. Don’t know where hers are from but mine are almost the same from Marc by Marc Jacobs as attached By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Getting There and Loving It Almost DList… Rumer Willis is on her way. Clubbing practically every night this week, always with ciggie in hand, looking very trim in a pair of black tailored trousers - Rumer seems happy, non? Happy that the plan is working. New hair, famous family, famous friends, stimulants, increased pappy attention, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Good Form Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher The Modern Family Bruce Willis in the current issue of Vanity Fair, photographed by Annie Leibovitz in the Caribbean during a family holiday with Demi and their three daughter and of course with Ashton Kutcher. Both Bruce and Demi say they’ve worked hard to make it work well, that things are as By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Sacha Baron Cohen Queen Sacha? Unconfirmed reports out of London that Sacha Baron Cohen will play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic. Negotiations are apparently underway with Sacha eager to flex his dramatic muscles and transition from Ali G/Borat to serious actor. Good move. And when time comes, he will be back on the By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes Defending Katie Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to Tom, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Chosen One walks! Brad Pitt in Prague while Angie shoots Wanted, spending time with his youngest. Damn - look at the lighting in these “candid” paparazzi shots. Amazing init? Even the most militant members of the MiniVan Majority will be hard-pressed not to quiver over these ones…and why not? Brad Pitt is By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Hollywood Ebola headed for prison? The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Unfair Gorgessity Total gorgessity – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, no longer a model for Victoria’s Secret, taunting the minions with their genetic perfection. Have to admit though – love them together. Because on the most shallow, superficial level they just look right together. Means nothing in the long run, I know. But By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Matching Chinese Wonky Eye Lucy Liu at a premiere this week rockin’ the wonky, same eye as mine. Though my wonky eye has an added attribute – it wanders as well as it wonks, so not only is it a tad smaller, it also kinda slides to the inside when I’m talking to you. By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Another Birthday, More Porn As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John A Chipmunk Cheeked C-Bomb There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved "Dawson"s Creek" and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Two Albas in Australia Kicking off the Fantastic Four promotional tour in Australia, Jessica Alba chose frigid prude during interviews in the afternoon and then her true potential on the carpet later on at the premiere. She keeps whining about not wanting to be known for her body which is why she tries so By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Eddie Murphy The Scary Ballbreaker Not exactly the approach I would take but whatever… I love this broad. She’s rough, she’s not afraid to scrap, and she’s takin’ it to Eddie Murphy right up the arse. So he says she slept around, says he’s not her baby daddy, challenged her to By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Standard #2 on my husband’s Freebie Five after Gwen Stefani… Standing out among the riffraff, the Hollywood Slut Brigade, the vacuous tartlets who think they can act, small but still tall among her filthy celebrity peers is Natalie Portman. Last night at the premiere of Paris, Je t’aime… she By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Improvement Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
