Jennifer Aniston What Junior Gave Up As we all know, when Tori Spelling met KFed Jr, she was married and he was married. He was also adopting another child with his then wife. But then the Homewrecker fell in love with the Golddigger and you know the rest. But most of you have probably never laid By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Lowest Common Denominator Is sh-t. And assholes too. THIS is what Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have to resort to to get ratings on their pathetic Simple Life. The two are doing press for it right now and reveal that they spend some time on the new season of the show at a By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Robobride Fashion House Posh and Katie designing clothes for babies… I won’t lie. I am so totally gifting my girlfriends with their products when it launches. Interesting note though: looks like Posh is intending to poach talent from Gwen Stefani’s LAMB line. Word is she’s in talks with some staffers, By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Ryan the F-cking Loser? Absolutely. Acting like a frat boy and looking to score – How.Sad. Divorce is an awful thing, yes. But sometimes it"s the better thing. And for Reese, if this is what she would have had to stay married to, being apart from him is probably a wonderful thing. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Some Praise for Pip He’s not my favourite but at the very least, he’s gotten over the Cry Me a River, which certainly demonstrates mild maturation. Kind words for both his high profile exes – I’m all over it. First in that interview with British GQ, the same one in which the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Carmen Electra Carmen Electra: Is She Poor? Upon further reflection, I suppose this makes sense. Because Carmen isn’t exactly a steady “actor”. And she has no reality tv show. And unlike that skank whore Denise Richards, she hasn’t stabbed her friend in the back just to live off a new rocker boyfriend… which means a By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Reese the Aggressor? Rarrrrh… as Chazz Michael Michaels would say – Me Likey. Gotta tell you, much as I worship Janice Min, her deal with Tori Spelling and that “exclusive” baby photo cover was terribly ill timed. Tori and Junior over the hotness heating up between Reese and Jake? Please. And that’s why By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt: the best pants For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Johnny Depp The Freebie Five As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo & Marc: is it over? Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Intro for Apr 11, 2007 Dear Gossips, As you can see, the Freebie Five has finally been revamped. For starters, there’s now a definition…what is the Freebie Five? An answer to that and photos too, just the first in a series of upgrades that will be made to the site over the next By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak: someone new to blame Let’s recap, shall we? Little Pip performed at the Grammys this year. The ratings for the show were solid. Which, really, when you think about it, is the sole purpose for inviting acts that can draw a crowd and make the event as stellar as it can be. But By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Jen and her nipples The Fraud has a great body. Especially when she eats. And now that she says she’s in a better place, she’s decided to fill out a little - slightly more voluptuous and she looks great. Really, really great. The Fraud also has great nipples. And we were treated By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Drama say what??? Spoiler alert. Avert eyes now. So the residents of some condo are pissed because the Entourage crew has taken over and is disturbing the peace. Hmmm…that sucks. But more importantly, the show has been shooting there because Johnny Drama…wait for it…wait for it… HAS MOVED OUT?!!?? Say By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Speechless… I… I can’t… Somehow Tori and KFed Jr found themselves in a park yesterday and somehow the pappies found them too! And captured this moment of tenderness between father and child and mother and child and father and mother and child all together. Suddenly Junior is the father of By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin Farrell anyone? Yes yes yes. I suffered through Miami Vice. And I suffered through it because even with the oil, even with the greasy hair and the cheesy dialogue and the ridiculous plot and Gong Li’s unintelligible delivery, even though he looked like sh-t, Colin Farrell is a sexy beast. And By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
