Kate Moss Engaged is the New Dating My clever friend Duana coined that phrase. Five minutes ago she was still pining over Crack Love Forever. Then she threw Pete out of her house. Turn around and she was supposedly engaging in secret trysts with him at Claridges. Now Kate Moss is engaged to another musician after a By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 03:31 am
Jennifer Lopez How Can You Resist? Been saying it for months and now that they’re finally expecting, love them even more. Seriously the cutest ever. As I mentioned the other day, JLo’s hair man is telling all that she is. Click her for a refresher. Oribe would know, you know? But just a quick, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss Drunken Punch-up at a Wedding It’s the title of a wicked Radiohead song and while it didn’t exactly go down that way, Kate Moss and Sienna Miller were about to claw each other’s eyes out at a wedding the other night until Sadie Frost (???) stepped in and settled sh-t down. But By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 06:51 am
Kate Hudson Career Error I concede – for a while there he had his 15 minutes. On Kimmel, doing a side-splitting imitation of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch, Dane Cook was hilarious. But that’s it, you know? It’s tired. It’s the same old. He’s a college circuit comedian By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 06:30 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Superhero? Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 05:58 am
Booby Ball 2007 Promotion for a good cause: Healthy boobies are important. So every year I make it a point of promoting the annual Booby Ball in support of Rethink Breast Cancer www.rethinkbreastcancer.com/. We all know someone. For me, it’s my mother in law. Drives me crazy but I wouldn’ By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 05:34 am
Tom Brady Why Bridget is Bitter and Bitchy They were dating, they broke up, supposedly had not-very-careful goodbye sex, then he moves on not to a mousy looking football groupie but to Gisele Bundchen – easily one of the most amazing looking women on the planet. Can you blame Bridget Moynahan for burning the way she is? By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:35 am
Heath Ledger Desperate for Randoms Heath Ledger is a far cry from his hotness in A Knight’s Tale but still… he is, after all, a movie star. And he still looks better than Zach Braff. So does he really have to stoop to this? Evidently whatever cougar moves Helena Christensen put on him weren’ By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:33 am
Charlie Sheen Denise’s Day of Reckoning It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:28 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola infects Sweden North America is already raging from her virus, Greece was besieged, Germany was infected last year, and now Hollywood Ebola has unleashed her disease on Sweden. This is Paris Hilton’s new man. His name is Alexander Vaggo. Some young hot backpacker dude she picked up outside a hostel the By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:21 am
Rene Russo 50 is Fantastic I loooooove Rene Russo. I love her! I loved her in Lethal Weapon, I loved her in the Thomas Crown movie, and I love, love, love her hair. Can you believe this woman is 53? I am nearly 20 years younger, I have never ever looked this good. And if By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Book Review Life on the Refrigerator Door I had heard mid-summer about six weeks before its Canadian release date that Alice Kuipers’ novel was the buzz of the season among the “literati”. Word is there was a bidding war, word is international publishers and editors were losing their sh-t and very keen to acquire the By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 04:00 pm
LaineyBooks: Life on the Refrigerator Door A new review. Life on the Refrigerator Door By Alice Kuipers I had heard mid-summer about six weeks before its Canadian release date that Alice Kuipers’ novel was the buzz of the season among the “literati”. Word is there was a bidding war, word is international publishers and editors By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 10:36 am
Tom Brady The New Denise Richards? I wonder – do the paps hang out at church? They must do because here’s Bridget Moynahan, who wants all to know that Tom Brady wronged her, dutifully at church yesterday carving out a new image: devout single mother walking with the Lord. Do you smell Denise Richards? I smell By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 10:29 am
Keira Knightley Girl…shut your ass! Atonement is a beautiful film. I loved every minute. Especially since it could have been a disaster given all the pressure of adapting it from such a brilliant book. Thankfully the movie is outstanding – wonderful cinematography, wonderful performances. Another winner from Keira Knightley who has managed to tame her pout By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 10:26 am
George Clooney Recovering with Clooney I’d hobble around on crutches for him too. As you’ve probably heard, George Clooney and his flavour of the month Sarah Larsen were involved in a motorcycle accident on Friday. He suffered a rib fracture, she some cuts on her face and a broken foot. But still they By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 07:36 am
