Jessica Biel Pip & Biel Make Sense Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbell reformed? Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Daily Little: SJP At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Trading Up Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker? Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Being a punk bitch pays off Avril Lavigne bought a new house. Almost $10 million in Bel Air with 10 bathrooms, an elevator, a steam room, sauna, and more – grown up living for an emotionally stunted little twerp. All this of course on the eve of the release of her third album, originally and brilliantly titled By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Harry Potter Harry Before the War He was close to getting booted from the Freebie Five. But Harry, on a horse or not on a horse, is simply too hot to go. With girlfriend Chelsy at the weekend, enjoying a cricket match and some PDA. Please just look at the way he’s nuzzling her shoulder. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani On Babies and Accessories No doubt – Gwen Stefani’s Kingston is SOOOO frickin’ cute. And … umm… she kinda makes sure that we know it, doesn’t she? Have a look at the attached series – pretty professional for “candids”, non? Same goes for Taupe and Violet. VERY subtle but still… day after day the photos By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt McGosling Lives: the Non Story This is a Non Story, an article about nothing, an article to report simply that nothing has changed – I apologise if you’re not an obsessed McGosling. So Ryan didn’t take Rachel to the Oscars. Because he took his mom and his sister and they’re not the type By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen The Perfect Couple Ellen Barkin is a feisty broad. Ralph Fiennes is a sexy perv. I love them both. And I LOVE them both TOGETHER. They’ve apparently been seen out and about NYC, sharing drinks at the Waverly Inn and heading out together at the end of the night. As they were By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Whiny Pipsqueak won’t shut up New interview with British GQ, little Pip’s ego continues to rage out of control. Last month he was complaining about his musical categorisation – he’s an R&B artist, remember? Don’t call it Pop, ok? Because POP is an evil word. And Pip don’t do Pop. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: not pregnant until next month Sad isn’t it? That an actress of her caliber has to resort to these PR shenanigans, feeding the tabs one day with self-perpetuated baby rumours only to refute them 2 weeks later and then start the process all over again the following month? Have you ever seen such a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
The Entourage DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! Have you missed the boys? I’ve missed the boys! When Entourage first started, it was all about Ari. Loved Air. Then it became Drama. Drama for life, Drama forever. And now…now that hilarious piece of gay Asian ass Lloyd is starting to own my heart. Have been fortunate By Lainey • Apr 05, 2007 08:00 am
Goldiggery in Vancouver Thanks to Christy B and her best friend for sending this in – Heather Mills was apparently in Vancouver yesterday at Sears, description below: “Looking very bored, sniffing a lot and buying a cheap Roots suitcase with her gayboy friend with a cashmere sweater wrapped around his chilly shoulders. She was By Lainey • Apr 05, 2007 08:00 am
Entourage Even Better - please read! Just a quick addition to the giveaway below - click here for full details. I actually have Season 1 and Season 2 AND the first half of Season 3 to give away to 3 lucky winners! By Lainey • Apr 05, 2007 08:00 am
