Brad Pitt They Hate Angelina Never scorn a tabloid editor. Looks like Janice Min still won’t forgive Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for favouring People Magazine…and so two weeks after labelling Angie twisted and emotionally unstable, on the verge of leaving the Chosen One in favour of the other ones, Us Weekly is By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton After source Changed into her jammies, driven way in good spirits, surrounded by “positivity” – that’s apparently how she rolls these days – and even a little swagger in the face of the “negativity” which is of course for the hating bitches who wonder about the Relapse… VERY possible, of course. But By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Poker Premiere last night of Lucky You starring Drew Barrymore and Eric Bana. As you can see, Drew went a little overboard on her dress – she looks like lettuce, non? Don’t like. But still, seeing Drew makes me happy. Drew so earnestly selling her movie. Which will likely get eaten By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Norah Jones CD Giveaway!!! Big year for Norah. Acting in her first feature – My Blueberry Nights opposite Jude Law will open the Cannes film festival. Blueberry is one of the year’s most anticipated films, not only because of the cast but because it marks director Wong Kar Wai’s English directorial debut. And By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears The Beginning? There’s supposed to be another show tonight in Anaheim, Britney performing under the name M+Ms for Mother and Ms, denoting her new KFed-free single status. Cheese but whatever… it’s Britney Spears. And last night in San Diego it was Vintage Britney Spears. A reader named Kelly was By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Madonna Tolerable for a Change Pipsqueak with the enormous ego, who likens himself the saviour of all music and God’s gift to harmony – finally something has come out of his mouth that isn’t sanctimoniously obnoxious. The bad news: Pip is not working with Britney… yet. But as we all know, he wrote a By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Hottest Homo So I have it hard up for Ian McKellen. Would do anything to be his hag. My secret web browsing habit? Aside from visiting Mugglenet every day and joining Dumbledore"s Army? About once a week I hit up Sir Ian’s personal website. Tons of photos, he loves By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Who Used a Straight Iron? Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Brava As gaygay Wentie would say – Brava Kate Bosworth…Brava. Kate in Hawaii, on the beach with her friends and her boy, showing off a much less emaciated frame – well done. Almost, but not quite, as fit as she was during her prime, in Blue Crush, before Orly came along and By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss How Kate Sells Out Three photos chronicling Kate Moss’s day for Topshop during which over 2,000 queued for hours for the right to own her “designs”. Others scrambled online – ahem. Am now waiting for the Wet Look Halter Dress and the Sequin Shoulder Tee… you likey? Sorry, I digress. Back to Kate. By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John My Kiki: Birthday Best in NYC She turned 25 yesterday, also the NYC premiere of Spidey 3 - two changes, both rocked. First metallic for the season on the carpet. No nasty hair extensions, no fake nails, not much skin, not a pound of make up…I will take this every time over a strapless turquoise By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore MidLife Downgrade Bruce Willis and Courtney Love? If true, MAJOR downgrade. For a dude who was married to Demi Moore, who can handily score with models 20 or sometimes 30 years younger, hooking up with Courtney Love has to be a momentary lapse of sanity…and temporary blindness. Apparently they shared a By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Cutest Naomi Watts headed to yoga and at Pene Cruz’s birthday party at the weekend – minimal makeup, growing bump, clearly deliriously happy, and glowing glowing glowing. As Monika pointed out in her email yesterday, if you look closely at her left hand, there’s that engagement ring she’s never By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Of Course Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Lost It Freddie Frinze Jr with wife Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Tribeca Film Fest premiere of Suburban Girl. Hate to be mean but the new millennium has not been kind. Because let’s be honest… his acting ain’t all that. His looks however, well back then, anyway - Freddie was By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Desperate at Coachella source Mischa Barton… sit down. Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic. PS. My Gwyneth wore wellies to Glastonbury… By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
