Britney Spears The Bodyguard’s Tale Only Britney could reduce a story this “SHOCKING!” into something so mundane. So her bodyguard, claiming he’s acting on the best interests of Britney’s two boys, has come forward, not only making a statement the divorce court but also selling his statement to the News of the World By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 07:13 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Cheese needs a Village Can’t get enough of this sh-t. Nothing more delicious than a shameless bitch. Mariah Carey at the VH1 Save the Music Foundation gala last week required the attendance of not one, not two, but NINE assistants to address her every need, including adjusting her breast tape, periodically brushing By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 06:34 am
Project Runway Canada I’m sorry to say… I watch Canadian television much less than I should. Our budgets are smaller, there are certain limitations, and we keep losing talent to America. Having said that, when a Canadian production does it right, the results are more than right. The results are outstanding. And By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 06:12 am
Jennifer Lopez Ruby arrives naturally She’s crazy…but still, am impressed. Doesn’t sound like something a spoiled diva would do, does it? Charlotte Church opted for the homebirth on Thursday. Her daughter, little Ruby, arrived the new old fashioned way with media outlets reporting Charlotte had two midwives with her for the ride By Lainey • Sep 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Book Review The Overachievers: The Secret Lives of Driven Kids I was both a keener and a slacker in high school – a keener til the end of grade 10 and then a slacker the rest of the way. And while I have many regrets in adulthood about letting certain things slip away, wish I’d “applied” myself more dutifully, at By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 03:25 pm
Tony Chiu Wai Leung LaineyMovies: Lust, Caution Like LaineyBooks, LaineyMovies is close to completion. Testing phase should begin shortly. Appreciate your patience and understanding. New movie entry below – yet another masterpiece from Ang Lee. Lust, Caution I loved Brokeback Mountain. I loved every minute. And if you did too, you will also love Lust, Caution. Having said By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 12:06 pm
Ben Affleck The Nexts Are Kissing Just for fun, because it’s a Friday, let’s make like Life & Style and In Touch Weekly and totally pull a story out of our asses…shall we? Officially they’re working on He’s Just Not That Into You but I have to tell you, I looked By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 08:30 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen Not Hungry, Jen so Happy Jennifer Aniston was hard to resist when Friends first started. She had the cutest body and the best hair style and Rachel and Ross, then, didn’t make you want to drill a hole into your head and fill it with rubbing alcohol. And she wasn’t starving. And an By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 08:12 am
Britney Spears Stupid but not Sad Yet. Sad Smut is a personal, arbitrary line. Britney is indeed coming close but it’s moves like these that prevent the pity, that block any sympathy she might have elicited. I would feel sorry for her if she was at home, alone, asking for help but not receiving assistance. By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 05:26 am
Emmy Rossum How Many Times? How many times has Emmy Rossum worn this dress? Or a variation of it? With the hair. And the doe eyes. And the “pick me! Pick me! Love me! Love me!” smile? Here’s Emmy at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party in LA last night still trying to drum By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 05:00 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 04:29 am
LaineyBooks: The Overachievers I can see the light – LaineyBooks will launch soon complete with a rating system for you and also a Literary Freebie Five. Until then, here is the next entry. The Overachievers: the secret lives of driven kids By Alexandra Robbins I was both a keener and a slacker in high By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 04:21 am
Sarah Jessica Parker See It For the Wardrobe Sarah Jessica Parker on set today in NYC. At this rate, we already know half the plot of the new Sex & The City movie, especially since photos from the set are being released every day. So far, not so imaginative. Charlotte has been seen in a polka dot maternity By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 08:00 pm
Chris Klein Too Much Dress Some girls are “big dress” girls. Cate Blanchett is a big dress girl. The dress will never wear her. Kate Beckinsale on the other hand is getting straight up owned by this dress, as seen last night at the Chanel and PS Arts party. And the poor thing looks totally By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Better than Rossum As hilarious as this is – Jessica Simpson trying to act – I’d STILL take it any day over Rossum. Yes indeed. Jessica Simpson trumps Emmy Rossum. So here’s Jess at work on the set of Major Movie Star yesterday. The braincrushing plot involves a starlet, Jessica, who suffers colossal By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 06:09 am
Victoria Beckham Coffee in a Suit My cousin Cat hates when I post hot picks of Becks. She finds it difficult to concentrate, she emails me to complain that she gets distracted, she has to ban herself from my site until after work hours, but even then she can’t help herself. And can you blame By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 04:17 am
