Jake Gyllenhaal Jake, Pants, Problem At first glance, Jakey G pushing a stroller – major quiveration. And then the pants kick in. The atrocious way he wears his pants, the terrible way they don’t hang off his bubble bum, and how they’re stretched too tightly across the front – quiveration killed. But not enough, I By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hugh Grant No, Beans, Anywhere Where’s the beans??? Hugh Grant yesterday, a day after attacking a pappy with a tupperware inside a ziplock bag full of beans. This if course was the same incident during which Hugh asked the photographer: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire!” Can’t say it By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Becks, Blonde, Sting? Everyone hates… call me Cruise but I don’t hate. I think it’s kinda hot. And I also thought Brad Pitt’s bleach blonde was hot too. Not forever, of course. But for now it’s alright. For now it’s reportedly for the cover of W Magazine, which By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Karma, Face, Nasty Rose McGowan, Us Weekly party last night – newest Karma Face on the block. And that’s some scary sh-t, is it not? Widely believed that Rose homewrecked director Robert Rodriguez’s marriage and I think we can all agree she’s paying for it now a year later. Only 33 By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pinned, Prom, Dirty Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani Britney, Body, Babies Bet your boob job and a side of lipo Leslie Sloane Zelnick is behind this and why not? How better to repair an image than with a tight ass and rapidly toned quads? Look closely gossips… every inch of Britney is getting super tight – have to admit it’s a By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal I Get It…sort of It’s never going to be a full blown quiver but I guess I can see why it might be for you. Adrian Grenier here on the Tribeca Film Festival carpet. Before it was his hair, I think – just wasn’t down with so much ‘fro. And Vince is so By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry & The Orange Speculation still raging in the UK about whether or not Hot Harry will have to fight in Iraq. I prefer to rage about how hot he is on a horse and his rather orange girlfriend Chelsy Davy, here at a football match the other day. Sounds pervy to say this By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Naomi: British for Narcissa? If you’re not a Harry Potter geek, I’m sorry for the references. Less than 3 months away from the premiere of Harry Potter 5 and the release of the final book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows…can’t f*cking wait. And now UK gossip are buzzing By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
About Annie Can we talk about Annie Lennox? How can you NOT love Annie Lennox? Annie Lennox is the definition of cool – here at American Idol last night, totally chill and unchanged after all these years. I do this thing with Annie when my iPod shuffles onto to one of her songs. By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley Reese & My Gwyneth: colleagues? My Gwyneth models for Estee Lauder. Could Reese Witherspoon be repping Estee Lauder? Preliminary talks have apparently been initiated as Reese’s recent separation and subsequent glam-over have caught the attention of beauty houses eager to capitalise on her popularity. Nothing has been confirmed and it could be a while By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
For Once For once I like her weave and her cute l’il dress … all of it gorgeous. Which, naturally, means that her mother probably had nothing to do with it. Here’s Beyonce on tour in Australia, conveniently avoiding the legal controversy that’s been dogging her here – that she ripped By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Eve Drunk, Eve Arrested, Eve friends with Sean Pen Eve was arrested last night for suspicion of drunk driving last night after crashing her gold maserati. There were apparently 2 other passengers with her at the time. She was cuffed and taken to the station, and when she was there, Sean Penn ...yes... Sean Penn arrived to say hello. By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Needs Nicotine Anonymously One of my closest friends Julie – love her – she quit smoking years ago, is one of those ex smokers who is, like, evangelical about cigarettes: it’s filthy, it’s going to kill you, don’t do it, stop doing it, why are you doing it, you really shouldn’t By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Dirty Face in Silver Lilo at the Armani Exchange Sunglasses Launch last night, hosted by Nicole Richie. And Paris was there too. Three blondes dancing around each other – lots of cut eye being thrown around the room. Love it. As you can see, Dirty Face is alive and kicking. Never fails to amaze me By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Hugh Grant Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
