Charlize Theron Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Posh on Vacay Skiing in France. Bitch never takes a style day off, does she? The headband ROCKS…but have you ever seen anyone wear ski gear and still look skinny? Only my Posh. See my Posh flaunting her fabulous chalet patio, enjoying her après–ski well in view of the pappies. Just By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom No Whiskers at Kids’ Choice A fantastic decision. Orly finally giving up the pathetic Three Whiskers – for those new to the site, it’s the sad three little hairs that grew out of his chin during his attempt at manly manliness that never, ever worked. Because there will always be only one fan base for By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Eric Dane Claire Danes: Karma Face is Forever? At a movie premiere a few nights ago in NYC. So it’s been a few months since her split from Billy Crudup. And now she’s dating Hugh Dancy who allegedly makes out with boys too. Supposedly the two relationships overlapped which is absolutely poetic justice for Billy but By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Jason George Backstreet at the Junos We went party hopping on Saturday night, dragged our asses back to the lobby bar at the hotel late at night, my producer Dean and I looked at each other and had to make a confession – totally embarrassing but had to be done: the highlight of the evening was meeting By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Nelly at the Junos Was backstage during rehearsals and soundcheck all weekend. You know how some musicians, when they’re performing live, they sound nothing like the studio product? And then you realise that photoshop doesn’t only apply to a visual package? Not sure how it came across on tv but Nelly live By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Juno Thanks To Sean K at Chel in Saskatoon for the hair – big, obnoxious, s0 80s… you will hate but I loved so much. To Kiss & Makeup for the accessories - especially the earrings. Always the earrings. And to Sweet Chemise for my Buffet Dress – the dress that hides the Not By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Nickelback at the Junos Straight up – I’m not a fan of their music. To me…it all sounds the same. But that’s personal preference. And a large number of Nickelback fans probably can’t stand Radiohead…so we’re all even. What I will say about Nickelback is that they are, for By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Faith Hill Jake Gyllenhaal: Minor Pants Improvement Jake this week in Beverly Hills. Slightly (and we’re talking nano-degrees) better in the pants department but still far, far, far from a good hang. Perhaps Reese doesn’t mind his Pants Issue? After all, Ryan has a sh-tty Pants Issue too. Maybe Reese is down with guys who By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kevin cashes in A five hour meeting yesterday that resulted in a divorce agreement – terms were not disclosed but TMZ is reporting that KFed will walk away with about $1 million and shared custody. Not bad…though not great. A million of course is a LOT of money for you and me. But By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez vs Taupe? To look at? JLo all the way. Here she is in NYC again in fur and skulls and open toe shoes - true diva contradiction. And on the west coast in LA, on the same day, here are Ben and Jen Taupe – casual, unassuming, low key, in love, nice, fine, By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola behind bars? Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley Nanny Hugh Something about this photo kills me. Hugh Grant, forever bachelor, probably afraid of children, out with his godson Damien the other day. Damien of course belongs to Liz Hurley. Nice to see that the two have managed to maintain such an amicable relationship. As for Hugh and his babysitting skills By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
43: The Standard Elle Macpherson. Can you believe this bitch is 43??? 43??? I don’t care if she’s had work done. EVERYONE has had work done. So if getting work done evens the playing field, it just means she’s still head and shoulders and body, THE body, above everyone else. By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The New Becks Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Michelle & Tot Source Little Matilda Rose on set with mom – SO adorable, can’t get enough! Which probably isn’t going over so well with Michelle Williams. Or maybe she’s trying to rebuild the image? Given the heat she’s taking for telling her fans to f&ck right off, By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
