Elton John Gay Biker Chic I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Sapphic Drew? Jane Pratt founded Jane Magazine. Then she left or she was fired…not relevant. The point is she now has her own radio show and she’s doing promo for it and she has decided to reveal that she once had sex with Drew Barrymore. Drew appeared on Jane’s By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Non-stop Insufferable Evangeline Lily. She is Canadian. I think she’s gorgeous – even lovelier in person. But holy sh-t, whenever she gives an interview, she’s almost as nauseating as my Gwyneth. Except she’s not Gwyneth. First it was her beauty – she claimed it was a burden, has been a burden By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Nelly Furtado Intro for Mar 29, 2007 Dear Gossips, Am in Saskatoon, Canada on assignment for eTalk this week to cover the Juno Awards – Canada’s music awards, similar to the Grammys in the US and the Brits in the UK – airing live on CTV on Sunday. Nelly Furtado is hosting and I am on party duty. By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Exclusive Giveaway at the Junos!!! In celebration of the Junos, ONE LaineyGossip.com reader has an exclusive opportunity to win a crazy gift bag! This contest is open to everyone, international AND domestic readers. Gift bag includes: - Bloodline Jewelry: A handcrafted sterling silver jewelry piece featuring a skull and wing from Bloodline - Paper By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Uma & Tots Uma Thurman at the beach with her 2 kids, participating in a little sand creativity. Cute, non? And holy breasts! Never thought of her as abundant in that area…you? Also love her body. An Amazon body but a healthy one, I think. One that doesn’t scream: I obsess By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Appreciation at the Junos So I quit smoking. And I’m now a World Class Eater. Have put on a bit but as mentioned before, better to be chunk and alive than thin and dead. Problem is – what to wear on Juno Weekend since, um, nothing fits? Meltdown. Thank Goddess for Joyce Ma – helms By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak: more money, more shows Justin Timberlake is extending his tour through September. Wonder if he’ll pull out his whiny bitch and complain about it afterwards? About how the promoters totally pimped him? About how they overworked him? About how they sold him as a “pop” star instead of as a serious R& By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Plastic Surgery: Arguments For/Arguments Against Oh. Holy. F&ck. Look at Courtney Love on vacay. I’ll give you a moment…browse through all of them. So…the body? She’s been a rail before, when she was on smack of course, and now it’s some rather nice lipo. Any more than this By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
A better Rosario You know she has that Dressing Problem, right? That problem that compels her to look like ass when she has so many attributes that are so very far from ass? Thank Goddess the problem seems to be gone. Or at least it appeared that way at the premiere of Grindhouse By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
His Final Face Can you bear it? I can’t bear it. And I think she’s going to kill him. It’s the Chinese in me. Everyone always dies in the end. Sigh. The covers have come out. Adult and children’s version attached. Now I’m wondering if that Slytherin locket By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle works it too! In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Us Weekly vs The Pitts Another week, another ballsy Us Weekly cover. Janice and her crew are on the warpath, this time against Angelina Jolie. So she just adopted Pax. And she said that she’s planning to take time off to be with her four kids. But she has also accepted new movie offers, By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Intro for Mar 28, 2007 Dear Gossips, I’ve always wondered…is seems like Reese Witherspoon shops an awful lot. But she’s not at Winston’s or at Koi or Mr Chows or any of the usual hotspots every night so where does she wear her clothes? Is she wearing them with Jake Gyllenhaal? By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen More People Hate Denise? Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
About Reese & Jake More buzz about them dating, an extension of the most recent reports originally referenced on March 7th that he made several clandestine visits to her at her hotel in New York. Reese keeps things locked pretty tight so confirmation is tough and a sighting would be highly surprising. What I By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
