Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing Gets 50% Is it really the best when the reviews at best are 50%? Really? And we Canadians are supposed to go easy on our own. To treat our own with kid gloves, to make allowances and excuses for Canadian suckage when appropriate…but even still, even with characteristic Canadian kindness, Avril’ By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
James McAvoy My Kiki: Multicolour and Neutral Am swooning. Kiki in Rome for the Spidey 3 premiere last night in a print dress with the most gorgeous hem and an even better pair of black satin shoes (there’s a bow on the toe) and neutral today in Madrid at the photocall, wearing textured tights and … sigh… By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth & the Young Angie Lovely that Kate Bosworth looks healthier. Always a good thing. But why? Why does she insist on dating boys who are just so… Limp??? His name is James Rousseau. He is a model. It’s been a while. And you tell me. You take a look at these photos, particularly By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Drew and The Beautiful List People Magazine’s Annual Popularity Contest – the most beautiful people of 2007. Likely a double issue. Needless to say, it’s a well selling issue. Due out this week and perhaps this explains the Janice Min/Us Weekly aggression on TomKat? Knowing that People was putting out a heavyweight, Janice By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Rosie Leaves The View??? Major buzz ripping through Hollywood today that after only a year, and too many controversies to count, Rosie O’Donnell is leaving The View. If true – damn f&cking shame. Without Rosie, The View is boring. Without Rosie, The View becomes cookie-cutter, safe, golf claps, the MiniVan Majority, and By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Faith Hill The One Look of “The Hills” I don’t watch America’s Next Top Model. I have never watched it. Not even 10 minutes. But I do have a shameful guilty pleasure. A brain killer. A mind number. Because I watch The Hills. I love The Hills. Spencer is the Villain of the Year. Lauren grew By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Keith Urban I Love You Roger Ebert I’m a cold hearted bitch but even I cried a little. Roger Ebert in his own words: My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I will be in attendance. This year I won’t be speaking, however, By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki Blue in Rome Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Maternity Right Naomi Watts and Live Schreiber last night at a charity art auction. As you can see, her appearance this night was much less controversial than last time when many of you protested that she didn"t wear a bra at the Tom Ford store opening a couple of weeks By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline What She Knows Shameless self promotion? Yes. Undeniably so. But in the good days, pre-KFed, back when Britney was fit and successful and perceived as a young savvy media manipulator and crowned the future heir of Madonna, Britney used her body and showed off her body… repeatedly… to illustrate her point. On Rolling By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Donald Trump Trend Whore vs The Chubb Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Dark Spidey in London I love it. The antithesis of pink and ringlets, my Kiki in London tonight for the premiere of Spidey 3 – rather apropos considering Spidey discovers his dark side, so to speak, in the sequel sequel. Does sequel apply to #3? The smokey eyes, the natural hair, the dress – above all By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity “All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: Wax in London The pants are alarming…yes. And his face…always. Always alarming, of course. But even more frightening, to me at least, is her face. Her face made up like a wax figure – scarier than the pants and Marc Anthony’s sunken cheeks, non? As for the widely reported “flop” of By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Where’s Boo?!? Just as Jake was about to end his run atop the Freebie Five, the dog issue comes up again…securing his spot for at least another week. Because remember – it’s the dog dream that got him there in the first place. Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal with Atticus and one By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Blonder and Thicker? Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
