Jessica Simpson A High Waisted Difference Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
A Paparazzi Postcard But for the lone man in the background on one of the shots, I’d say this is pretty picture perfect, non? Keira and Rupert enjoying Spring, me enjoying Rupert’s short hair – a HUGE improvement, don’t you think? Word is they’re doing well. Rumour has it, it By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Please Stop Talking All of them. Please. Shut the f&ck up. So Britney fired Larry Rudolph, apparently blaming him for sending her to rehab, refusing to be accountable for her own trainwreck. Word is, she deliberately leaked news of his dismissal with friends and associates last week and then of course By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate: Will the Golden Age be golden? Cate Blanchett has an Oscar but not a Best Actress Oscar. But Hilary Swank has TWO??? Bitch… please. Let there be justice then. And if the trailer for the Golden Age is any indication, 2008 will be another year for the Queen. She is magnificent, non? Click here for the By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Hudson The Hotter Wilson & Kate Hudson Have you seen what Luke Wilson looks like lately? Shocked me in Blades of Glory – it’s frightening how bloated he is. Bloated in a bad way, bloated in a “I drink too much and I’m a loser” kind of way – what the hell was Gwyneth thinking? Hands down, By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Quiveration Sells Cologne Clive Owen is the face of Lancome Hypnose Homme. Cheesy pose but still…hot enough to set your loins aflame. Thanks Dinah! source By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Dating Doppelganger Jude Law has a new girl. Her name is Kim Hersov, 34 years old, the editor at large for UK Harper’s Bazaar, and is what Sienna Miller will look like in 10 years if she doesn’t drug and booze away her good looks. Compare and contrast…see? Anyway, By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Taupe Glows Jennifer Garner at the Oscar de la Renta opening last night. As you can see, Taupe is aglow and ataupe all at once. Even in black, she’s actually still Taupe. Well done. Well done and well played too? Remember, Taupe is still trying to go from Alias to the By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez The Daily Dry Heave If you can hold it back after this – I salute you. The movie is Suburban Girl…godawful title, init? Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, chick flick based on Chick Lit, adapted from one of the stories in Melissa Bank’s The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing - the rights By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen No Time Wasted Well that was fast. Amanda Peet gave birth to a baby girl 8 weeks ago. Here’s Amanda cleverly hiding any remaining traces of pregnancy, looking lovely and fresh at the Oscar de la Renta boutique opening yesterday in LA. Seems like motherhood has also helped with the assy fashion By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Lilo: MySpace Secrets? Someone is claiming to have hacked into her MySpace, posting a series of email exchanges with Greek Stav, Samantha Ronson, Shanna Moakler, and Paris Hilton and other girlfriends. The ones between her and Stav mainly consist of “F&ck you’s” back and forth. Her messages to girlfriends are By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Bitch … Please Just admit it already!!! Ashlee Simpson in Harper’s Bazaar looking wonderful, if not a little plastic and totally unremarkable. But that’s what happens when you change your nose so that you blend in with everyone else. Generically pretty is the new Ashlee Simpson. Well done. Thing is, I By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below. It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett This is How Pt 2 Cate Blanchett at the IWC Davinci launch party last night. Not everyone, I know.... But Cate is not everyone. By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Kind of PDA Feel like a schoolgirl right now but I can’t help it. And this is why paparazzi video is so dangerous. Because with the right subject, serious swooning can ensue. It’s no secret, the fact that the Beckhams can’t keep their hands off each other. Some say it’ By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson This is How Pt 1 Not that any amount of surgery or martian intervention could changes things and of course, Jessica Simpson is not even the smallest fraction of what Kate Winslet is but still… both by Hollywood standards are not stick insects, both have curves, both have bodies that are probably hated by Anna By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
