George Clooney TIFF Clooney He was lost in the TIFF shuffle and the Pitt frenzy – am sorry, although unlike Cannes, there wasn’t much smut-wise to tell about George Clooney’s visit to Toronto, except to say he was a total stud and charmed the panties off everyone… male and female. George was By Lainey • Sep 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Joaquin Phoenix TIFF Heartbreak For a refresher on why Joaquin Phoenix is now sad smut, please click here Having said that, because fair is fair, following my post on Thursday about his alarming behaviour at the junket, I was contacted by a source from the film company handling publicity for the movie with clarification By Lainey • Sep 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Ebola on the Roof Last night, Roof II at the Park Hyatt, Toronto… it was already pretty busy when I got up there close to midnight. Full of film executive and agent types, overflowing with slime and cheese. At one point when we were on the patio, some douche came over to Sasha and By Lainey • Sep 13, 2007 12:29 pm
Dog Eat Dog One after another – celebrity dog scandals. This one is extremely upsetting. Miss Bottom had two. Both of the same fierce breed. They say of this breed that they should never be left alone together. That inevitably only one will remain. And this is what happened recently. One ate the other. By Lainey • Sep 13, 2007 12:28 pm
Quiveration Late on the Bandwagon Mark Ruffalo –I apologise for sucking. For being late on the bandwagon. For taking so long to figure it out. But now that I have… I love him. He is divine. One of the most engaging, most endearing, loveliest celebrities out there, maybe because fame came late. Maybe because he By Lainey • Sep 13, 2007 11:11 am
Lainey Interviews Falling Short It’s one of the few downsides of the job and while the snark is occasionally balanced by super love and adoration, when your fantasies about someone turn out to be just that – just fantasies – it absolutely crushes you. Such is the case with Joaquin Phoenix. I am sad. I By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Joaquin at the Window Am in my room at the Intercon looking out the window. There’s a terrace one floor below. Jaoquin Poenix and Mark Ruffalo – I can almost touch them. Like literally open the window and speak without raising my voice and he could hear me. Should I ask him why he’ By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 09:32 am
Kate Bosworth The Girl in the Elevator Waited at the elevator beside Kate Bosworth yesterday at the Intercon. She was on junket assignment for her new film The Girl in the Park with Sigourney Weaver. She is taller than most, though not as tall as you might think, and sooooper thin. Especially her legs. Too bony, not By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 09:07 am
Victoria Beckham Front Row ConcreteTits Between Fashion Week and TIFF, many celebrities are jetting back and forth from NYC to Toronto. In Victoria Beckham’s case it’s from the west coast…LA to New York to prop her concrete tits in the front row at a series of shows including Marc Jacobs and Oscar By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 08:50 am
Ashlee Simpson Funniest.Sh-t.Ever It doesn’t get much better than this. Sunday night at some club after the VMAs, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and their entourage which, of course, included her creepy perv ass father (would you go clubbing with your da?) got into a scrap with some bodyguards that resulted in By Lainey • Sep 12, 2007 04:28 am
Colin Farrell The New #1 The Freebie Five is f&cked. There’s a bug, they can’t get it to update the way I want it to. Soon it will be fixed and when it is… Colin Farrell will occupy the #1 spot. Above Becks, above them all, Colin Farrell is pure sex. By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Ryan Gosling The “IT” Lounge – Exclusive Giveaway!!! Brad and Angelina received them and donated theirs to charity, and Ryan Gosling slopped by the IT Lounge too with his mom and sister…photo attached. As I’ve said, my swag is your swag. Am too swamped to type out every item in one huge swag bag from the By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Ryan Gosling Ryan in Houndstooth I know the suit looks kinda goofy in photos but in person…it was cool. He was cool. The other dudes on the press line were like – man, that’s a kick ass suit. And as always, he was chill. In a good mood at the premiere of Lars and By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:41 am
Jude Law Dandy at the Festival Jude Law last night at the TIFF premiere of Sleuth. Dapper dandy was surprisingly in fine spirits considering the little pap incident he had last week. Stopped to talk to everyone, even a little flirty at times, and trademark Jude style – skinny tie, skinny pants, very tan, and prettier than By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 08:03 am
Keira Knightley A Better Eggplant Unlike the rest of the free world, was not a fan of Keira Knightley’s eggplant creation at the Oscars two years ago. Dark and severe and old… much too old for a gamine 20 year old creature plucky enough to play Lizzie Bennett with aplomb. Last night at the By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 04:26 am
Brava Sharon Osbourne is without a doubt a crazy bitch. But as loopy as she is, Sharon Osbourne at least knows her limits. At least when it comes to her children. The reality show f&cked them up. Both Kelly and Jack had rumoured addiction issues, both sought treatment right By Lainey • Sep 11, 2007 02:46 am
