Victoria Beckham The Wonky Nipple I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss The Real Kate Moss? I love Simon Cowell. He’s a nasty bitch but his candor is endlessly entertaining. And seriously…what’s so enjoyable about someone who says nice things about all people all the time? Simon is Simon because he’s mean but also because you thought it too. Same goes for By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty Face and another Drunk Well now here’s a healthy combination: Lindsay Lohan who went clubbing fresh outta rehab…and Robbie Williams who also went clubbing fresh out of rehab - it’s really so right it couldn’t be more right, non? Last night at the premiere of The Tudors, pinned pupils everywhere, By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Battle of the Chav North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c* By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki & Johnny: Week 2 Or is it 3? No matter. The point is, unlike her brief flings with Andy Samberg and Adrien Grenier and Adam Brody which only lasted a week, Kiki has managed to keep Johnny Borrell’s interest for more, going so far as to follow him to the UK where she By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Miles from Ugly America Ferrara at The Tudors last night. Gorgessity. Source By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez A Great Wig Michelle Williams on location yesterday in England. Again, too bad she’s such a bitch. And not in a good Gwyneth way. Otherwise, I’d like her so much. Curious though – Michelle is actually smiling for the cameras. And she’s not threatening to sue. Or sending her legal team By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Britney: a comeback sign Her body. At one time a temple, of late not so much. But a new sign has emerged, y’all. And it’s a very, very, very good sign. Check out her arm. Call me Cruise but I see definition in that arm. I see tone. And tone means she’ By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Granny Nic havin’ a baby… again? Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and heremployeehusband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Keith Urban Marriage & Business Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee’s Favourite Dress Always strapless, always knee-length, Renee Zellweger has a look and she always goes back. As you can see and as MANY of you love to point out, the look also includes foundation that doesn’t match and a healthy dose of Lemon Face...though truth be told, the sour suckage By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: sheepish on the run It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Concrete & Spanx? Out for dinner the other night – Becks is the hotness, as usual, but check out the Posh. Love the hair, LOVE IT! Hate the dress, hate the bridesmaid strappy heels, concrete tits on full display, and ummm, she’s not wearing hose… so… is that a Spanx line? I’ve By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Karma Hits Two Bitches As Dina Lohan would say… Justice! And this is what happens when you attack the elderly with a laptop and destroy someone else’s property. Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson sued by two photographers stemming from the Laptop Incident last fall, during which Denise charged up several flights of stairs By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: Sweat & Ass Two sightings in Berlin, continuing her tireless promotional campaign in support of the Spanish album. Now you might hate her but you also have to admire her: how many other big bummed girls would rock the high waist like this? I love that she has never fallen victim to the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Miso: Bai Ling As in Miso Horny: illicit massage parlour worker whispers with a thick accent and uses magic hands fulfilling the chinagirl appetites of pervy rednecks with Asian fetishes. And don’t deny it – Bai Ling is exactly that description. Almost killed myself after watching her on Lost a few weeks ago By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
