Faith Hill Diva Cheese First – the skulls on their own, as mentioned, earlier…all over it. The skulls and an odd looking fur? Not so much. But that’s also not the point. The point is, I could never, ever, ever say the sh-t she says and not want to throw up while saying By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Is she? Really? Demi and Ashton at the Tom Cruise gala last night. She didn’t look pregnant the other day and she certainly doesn’t look it today. No bump, no glow…though hey, I have no idea either way but if the speculation is entirely based on the fact that she By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Intro for Mar 23, 2007 Dear Gossips, It’s not Mischa Barton. Think more talented. And it’s not Rumer Willis. While Rumer is famous on the coattails of her parents, Verge Girl is famous on the coattails or the jocktails of someone else. It’s Friday, live posts all day, check back often, and By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Jack & Rose Reunited Titanic was on tv the other day. I watched for a bit and even though I saw it twice 10 years ago, it was like seeing it again for the first time – I think I discarded every scene but the cheesy ones from memory. Anyway…they both looked SO young. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: French skulls Source In France, working hard to promote her new Spanish album and maybe dressing a little too hard as well but I have to tell you – the skull dress and the big ass platforms? I like a lot. The dress could have been 5 inches shorter but still… I want By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Geri Halliwell The Daily Gorgessity: Geri Halliwell She had a baby and she got YOUNGER. Check out Geri yesterday looking fresh and cute and soooo pretty and fit. As for the Spice Reunion? Apparently all the girls have agreed to one but have not decided when. It has to be a huge splash, it has to have By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Donald Trump The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet? Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love. This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne The Daily Rossum: Avril Lavigne Being Canadian, I am “supposed” to like Avril Lavigne. But why? She’s an irritating whiney little punk. And worse yet – she’s a one trick pony. I will say however that I like the style evolution. I do think she looks good. But then she opens her mouth, and By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Another on the Verge Depressed and directionless and bitterly disappointed over recent professional failures and feeling stifled by a ruthless mentor, she is apparently on the verge – like a Britney verge. Except in her case, she’s lucky the pappies don’t have so much access. Wild, wild partying and an endless cocktail of By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Demi the new Dina? Photos of Rumer Willis, oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, that were taken from her Facebook and now making the rounds across the web. At first glance, totally looks like a normal teenage getting wild. We were all there, we all did it. But there is something about By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Sarah Jessica Parker SJP in Blue At an event earlier this week. The blue? Love. My current favourite colour and this dress rocks. Something tells me though that it’s far from $10, unlike the pieces in her Bitten line due out later this year, all designed by Sarah Jessica Parker the “style icon”. Does repeating By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Best Useless Press Release… Ever Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Loving Liv Liv Tyler last night at the premiere of Reign Over Me starring Adam Sandler. She’s lovely, non? Like really, really, really beautiful. Like, the most perfect face ever. And I’m totally down with her husband too. Royston Langdon. Call me Cruise but I think he’s Quirky Sexy. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
The Daily Cleave: Winona Ryder My girl has always had great tits. And great tits prevail even after scandal. Winona and Wes Bentley on the set of their new movie. He actually wouldn’t be a bad match for her. Met him at Sundance, he’s awkward and shy and cute, and even though he’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
