Charlize Theron Festival Douche Almost everyone is on their best behaviour at a film festival. Not only because the international media lurks around every corner but also because one of the main objectives at a film festival, especially for smaller budget projects, is to buy and sell. Such is the case for Battle in By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Brangelunatic and a Baby Promised yesterday to tell you about the crazy near-riot situation on Saturday night in Toronto brought on by the deranged Brangelunatics. Following the premiere of the Assassination of Jesse James, Brad and Angelina were supposed to head over to Amber for the private after party. It’s late, around By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Unfunny Douche For a refresher on blind riddle protocol, please click here under #4. Primadonna bitch is shooting a movie in Toronto and amazing people with his demands. First he refused to be driven in a limo to the set an hour away and demanded to be helicoptered there instead by his By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Sienna Miller Speaking to Sienna Friday night at the Holt Renfrew launch of Twenty8Twelve. Was on the carpet covering arrivals for eTalk before heading inside the party. About the clothes – I’m sorry to say, WAY better quality than Kate Moss’s. So many cute pieces they apparently sold out in a day and have By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 03:29 am
Kid Rock Pam’s Proud Moment Pam’s romantic resumé is all class. Her two ex-husbands, seated a few tables apart, apparently could not stop taunting each other. Needless to say, because all white trash confrontations end in a scrap, they ended up coming to blows, with Kid decking Tommy hard before security stepped in By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 01:24 am
Intro for Sep 10, 2007 Dear Gossips, It was sooooo bad. But not spectacularly bad. Which is why it was soooo bad. Britney’s assy comeback at the VMAs in Vegas, of course. Who else? Admit it. You watched because you either wanted to see her kill it or trip off her weave and fall By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 01:05 am
Brad Pitt Brangelunatics in Toronto Brad and Angelina arrived undercover in Toronto to promote Jesse James. They were staying where they stayed last year at the Park Hyatt (and just because she wasn’t “seen” back then doesn’t mean she didin’t show up at the super exclusive party of one of Canada’s By Lainey • Sep 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck The Taupes in Toronto Ben Affleck played supporting character this weekend at TIFF as Jennifer Garner, his brother Casey, and his BFF Matt were all promoting films. Here’s Taupe looking taupe on the Juno carpet the other night – wonderful dress, boring hair, and the footwear was rather inspired too. In all fairness though, By Lainey • Sep 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn – on the roof in Toronto Turns out I spoke too soon. It turns out Pitt Porn DID make an appearance at TIFF – just not on the red carpet. The place to be for celebrities on Saturday night was Roof II– at Cannes it was the terrace bar at the Du Cap, this year it’s By Lainey • Sep 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Bomb They opened the show on a shot of her budget ass nappy weave – it was a sign of things to come. At least try, you know? At least flail your arms and give yourself a hernia from the effort. At least SHOW UP!!! Instead, Britney went through the motions in By Lainey • Sep 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Natalie Portman Her Perfect Match? As far as the crazy spectrum goes, Natalie Portman fans aren’t quite as demented as the Brangelunatics but perhaps a little less depressed as the McGoslings. They are however particularly mental about Gael Garcia Bernal. Apparently, in their eyes, she deserves better. Is Nathan Bogle better? Well he’s By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 03:48 am
The Rich Wretch Too! Who was in Toronto the other night, attempting to dance while her ex BFF’s ex fiancé worked the tables, and ended up spending half the night in the staff toilet drunk off her tree wretching her face off, irritating employees and sending them scurrying for disinfectant and antibiotics for By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 03:15 am
Teri Hatcher Melting Face at Fashion Rocks Seriously…why was Teri Hatcher at Fashion Rocks? Is Teri Hatcher hip? Remotely hip? Please. That face is frightening. And those questionable concrete tits, while not as offensive as Victoria Beckham’s, aren’t exactly appetising either. Sigh… Not everyone is Demi Moore. In all fairness though, have heard from By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 02:49 am
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Egomaniac It’s not necessarily the arrogance…the arrogance is standard Hollywood fare. It would be impossible I suppose to get up in front of thousands of people and perform, even if the songs are bubblegum sh-t. Confidence is a requirement, I get that. What I don’t get is By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 02:18 am
Intro for Sep 07, 2007 Dear Gossips, Between TIFF and Fashion Week and official confirmation of Britney’s return to the VMAs…it’s been a killer week. Film festival fever officially underway in Toronto, many major arrivals yesterday, and Reese and Jake are on junket duty this morning just outside the eTalk Lounge. Will By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 02:07 am
Tyra Banks Flashback? There’s a classic scene, I think it’s in Be Cool – Vince Vaughn’s killer improv. All he says is “why you trippin’” in a hip hop accent over and over again. I think I’m trippin’. Because Tyra hasn’t looked like this in YEARS. Maybe even a By Lainey • Sep 06, 2007 08:00 pm
