Avril Lavigne The Best…or The Lame? I say Lame. Avril Lavigne’s new album is called The Best Damn Thing, launch party was last night, but check out the photos and you tell me… is it really? Is it really The Best Damn Thing? Yeah so I know she’s trying to be irreverent and it’ By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Can’t Let Go I’m sorry…I can’t. I can’t get over it. And this is a better shot - full body, so you can see more of the Jessica Simpson eye rapage. What I’m beginning to appreciate more and more are those pockets. As if it wasn’t bad By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Agree or Disagree? Michael Buble has a new album to sell. And since he’s a corny crooner, he’s waxing on love and loss in the pages of the new Hello Canada, referencing his ex Debbie Timuss and current Emily Blunt. The way Michael tells it, he and Debbie split amicably. But By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Paranoid and Delusional talks again Her mother thinks she’ll win an Oscar, she herself went off a few months ago about being stalked by imaginary enemies and needing help from Al Gore, now Lindsay Lohan is talking sh-t yet again, this time about having to play security for her friends and family and how By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Lavish Beckham Birthday Over £100,000 spent for Victoria’s birthday in Paris – jewels, shoes, clothes, bags all purchased on a shopping spree that had been previously arranged by David, including custom fit appointments at Christian Louboutin and Azzedine Alaia. And that was just the day time. Night time consisted of more extravagances By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Time Traveler’s Wife Some stories are better left alone… though I suppose if it has to be, The Time Traveler’s Wife is off to a good start. Casting is finally complete. Rachel McAdams had long been primed for Clare and Eric Bana is now confirmed to play Henry, the Time Traveler who By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Overrated goes to Letterman Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham On Madge, on marriage, on Malawi, and moustaches Madge, Lola, and little David Banda in Malawi today. A meeting with David’s biological father was expected to take place, though journalists were blocked from coverage which is why at press time (11am PST) no confirmation has been released. As for growing gossip that all is not well between By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
James McAvoy Kiki Brings it, Franco too Wearing black at the Spidey press conference in Japan – the skirt, the simplicity, my Kiki looks divine, non? Here’s Kiki with what looks to be the full cast of Spiderman 3. Sam Raimi and Tobey look related, don’t they? As for James Franco…OK so he needs a By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki in Japan: pink, green, and Johnny Last week, the News of the World announced that my Kiki had been dumped, reporting a split from rocker Johnny Borrell who had supposedly returned to an ex-girlfriend. Which obviously explains why Johnny is with Kiki on Spidey 3 promo in Japan. Because that’s totally how broken-up couples act, By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt More “candids” from the Family Pitt My favourite. Brad and Angie and their 2 middle children at Paramount Studios on Sunday. Not sure whether they’re dropping off or picking up, but there’s a good shot of Little Pax and of course Baby Z clinging to Daddy. Parents aren’t supposed to play preferences but By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Edward Norton Edward Norton: Is He Poor? I suppose I can understand the decision on the part of Marvel Studios – Edward Norton plays dark and conflicted and morose and depressed better than almost anyone else. And what better adjectives to describe The Hulk? But according to early reports, the sequel to Ang Lee’s 2003 box office By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Welcome Back Rachel Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Madonna The Future Mrs Beckham Brooklyn Beckham, that is. Madonna is in Malawi making the world a better place – fantastic. But Check out mom and Lola in matching fatigues – total gorgessity, non? Man I feel old. She’s 10 already – a decade of Madonna the Mother. In another decade, she’ll be dating… so can By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Dear… Sweet… Goddess I can’t. I can’t even begin to understand why anyone would do this to her face and her body. And it makes me sad. Because deep down there must be a lot of unhappiness. And because once upon a time, Lara Flynn Boyle was so beautiful. Like, SO By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Demi the new Nicole? Sigh. Bump watch is my least favourite of all the gossip watches. Mostly because I don’t give a sh-t but also because most of the time it’s based on whether or not a woman happens to be bloated. Which isn’t exactly reliable scientific smut. Three months ago, By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
