Tom Cruise Chills, Chills, Chills: Katie trapped! New US Weekly…and once again, Janice Min is killin’ it. I mean, holy sh-t, gossips… this is BOLD. This is a direct assault on Tom Cruise. This is basically calling him a sadistic freak, controlling his wife, keeping her sequestered, keeping her nailed down to the house, and she’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr: Hard Work Pays Off As far as Goldiggery is concerned, you really do have to tip your hat to Junior. Any man who can stomach Tori Spelling so willingly and smile about it for the cameras and fight off the nausea and hold back the bile, even when the possibility of an inheritance seemed By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Lindsay Lohan: abuses self, abuses dogs? Mistreats her own body? Fine. sh-ts all over her own career? Fine too. But ruin the lives of 2 dogs on a whim? Check out the hardpartying Lilo on the cover of the new GQ, rehabilitated and clubbing every night, and graduating from water to mystery liquid to champagne as By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Intro for Mar 21, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney is out. Three days early but by all accounts, she’s primed for a comeback. And hopefully not the way Lindsay Lohan came back…which was to start hitting the sauce 5 minutes before leaving. Wednesday – Children of Men Giveaway closes today at noon PST. Check back By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hello Pax! Hello Canada! A Canadian publication gets an exclusive! More pics at the Hello! Canada site including Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt and his siblings photographed together – Angie and Pax, Maddox and Pax cuddling and playing with Z inside. And no. The Chosen One has not been included. Cue freaking out by MiniVan Majority. Word By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak is a Whiney Bitch And THIS is why I call him Pipsqueak. New interview with Details, JT moans and groans about his “pop” status, swearing like a grown-up at the critics who’ve incorrectly labeled his music, despite the fact that he is who is he is because he was in a f& By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Scarjo’s First Vogue Finally. Although Anna Wintour is probably cutting herself in disgust about putting a curvier girl on her cover. The dark lips? The green dress? Love, love, love. The pose? The fact that her arm is covering her tits? Not so much. But still… it’s Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett denying what By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Not Smoking Makes Me Crazy Seriously. I looked at this photo of Marc Anthony and not only was I indifferent… I actually don’t think he looks half bad. Please hate me. I hate myself. Jennifer Lopez and Marc in Spain for her Spanish album promo. Contrary to reports that the two are on the By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Introducing Joss Stone Album Giveaway! Joss Stone’s new album drops today. I have 4 copies of her CD to give away. If you’re interested, send an email to Lainey@laineygossip.com including your name and location with Joss Stone as the subject. Condition: Joss blonde or Joss red? Entry must be received by By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton LA Fashion Contamination You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Pharrell Williams Salma Supports Yesterday at the Vanessa Williams Walk of Fame induction ceremony. As you can see, she lost the electrocution locks and went for a blow out - beautiful. And… if you look closely… there’s her bump. But only if you can get past her jugs. Can’t even imagine how By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle Berry: Babies yes, Husband no She insists she’ll never marry again. Even though she’s dating Gabriel Aubrey, the impossibly beautiful Gabriel Aubrey, Halle says she thinks “two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper." She does admit however to wanting children “very much” – a combination which By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Looking Ahead My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’ By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie Pollutes Polska I married a Polish dude, the token non-Pole in the family – yellow skin and black hair standing out among several sets of blue eyes WITH creases and more than seven lashes on the upper AND lower lids. So after 7 years of Polification, I feel well within my rights to By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Children of Men Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Two words: Clive Owen. One question: want him? In my ranking of Ugly Hotties, Clive slips in at #2. Behind Daniel Craig and in front of Gerard Butler though that could change after tonight – am seeing 300 – but I doubt it. Not down with the beard. So unless he loses By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki & Johnny: better signs As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
