Charlize Theron The Thinnification of Katie Heigl? A l’il bit, don’t you think? Also at the GLAAD event on Saturday, looking remarkably thin in an amazing white suit, half Barbie/half Charlize Theron, and another nasty cold is making me a crusty bitch today but I think her head looks too big for her body By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride in Louisiana Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! Tom Cruise has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Cheese Man gets a new girl source Her name is Camila Alves. Of course she’s a model. Of course she’s attractive. So what the hell is she doing with this cheese? Total downgrade if you ask me… By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts and the new candids Brad and Zahara out for ice cream, Angie waiting in the car, and somehow caught on camera by not one but at least 2 pappy agencies…amazing, init? Two weeks after Janice Min’s scathing report in Us Weekly about Angelina’s “twisted double life”, amid increasing speculation that their By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson How the Tabloids write themselves? Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss a critical flop? According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. So is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Britney: getting fit, still f&cking crazy? Good signs and warning signs, it’s never easy with Britney. Girl is just so f&cking… dumb. Like I mean seriously stupid. Like learning impaired. Which accounts for my soft spot. Because I truly believe she’s too stupid to know, you know? Followed everywhere by the pappies By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards When does Skank expire? CAUTION: NUDITY How long does it take to wash away a slutty history? If one used to sell for sex, when does that cease to become a blemish? Is there, like, a statute of limitations on a prostitution past? Or is it once a ho, always a ho? Kinda like Denise Richards? By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, We all have irrational, totally unreasonable pet peeves. For me it’s turned-out feet. For my friend Erin it’s people who can’t close their mouths – illustrated perfectly by Prince William: beaver bucks, big lips, can’t inhale through his nose, FAR from sexy…which is why By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore About John Krasinski My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
About Emily Blunt Eva Green, Audrey Tautou, now Emily Blunt… Euro brunettes are the hotness. Emily Blunt, here in Vancouver with boyfriend Michael Buble. She supported him at his album release party the other night and yesterday, False Creek, they had lunch at Provence where she was head to toe perfection. Her skin By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Bitch… Please I know there are a few hold-outs. Those of you who still fondly recall Matthew McConaughey from A Time To Kill, from Sahara, from before his post-Sexiest Man Alive decline and cling to his quivering past. But it’s been a year, girls. It’s been a year of incessant By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Shannon Elizabeth The Queen DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! Helen Mirren is The Queen. An Oscar-winning performance that swept awards season and provides some insight into what Queen Elizabeth II is really like. Did you know she can drive? And does drive? And stomps around in wellies? The Queen DVD comes out on April 24th, I have five copies By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Is Britney Saving the Bald? Britney actually looking kinda cute out shopping yesterday with that budget ass wig. You will note though... by Britney standard – which is regrettably a lower one – kinda cute is all relative. No, the shoes don’t work. And the straw hat is so damn bumpkin it hurts me. But I By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze is Honoured Nicole Kidman actually looks less immobilised than usual. And the top of her outfit is fantastic. So is Granny Freeze giving Botox a break? Nicole received the Order of Australia yesterday, honoured for her philanthropic endeavors, advocating for improved medical services for women and children in addition to encouraging funding By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Daily Gorgessity: Gwen Un-Red LOVE it. LOVE her without red lipstick. Gorgeous Gwen Stefani in the pages of Bazaar without the severe crimson, with softer muted shades – “pretty” isn’t a word usually associated with Gwen. But Gwen really is so pretty. Pretty in a good way. Pretty in a way that’s not By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
