Kate Moss Madonna to Malawi, Madonna & Grace? She’s headed back to Malawi – official reason is because she is “overseeing the building of a children"s health care center” but gossip is already swirling about her intentions to adopt another child. This time a 3 year old girl called Grace. Funny that. Isn’t the newly By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
I Could Never… Needless to say, I am not the most profound person. I don’t watch Oprah and live the light and sell positivity and keep my heart pure. I judge. I’m shallow. I’m superficial. But even if I wasn’t all those things, even if I was a more By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Chinese Chicken Posh vs Dina Lohan Hollywood Mother of the Year Dina Lohan reportedly spent the weekend in Miami guzzling champagne with abandon, spending over $750 on booze, and rolling with a crowd of 20—somethings from club to club. She says she was simply trying “sign” a new DJ. What…because she’s, like, Hollywood By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Rumer’s Best Angle? On a boozy night with my eTalk producers last week, we all decided that we are OBSESSED with Rumer Willis. And we are determined to make her a star. Because she wants so badly to be one... which means she needs an eating disorder and a very inappropriate relationship followed By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Marc Anthony Ryan Gosling Fracture Premiere New movie alongside Sir Anthony Hopkins, just a tad more high profile than his usual low budget indie fare. Given the caliber of the 2 lead actors, Fracture looks promising. Will let you know, headed to screening in a few days. As you can see, Ryan brought his sister Mandy By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Courteney Cox You Scratch My Back… I’ll scratch yours. Courteney Cox has been Jennifer Aniston’s fan #1, her shoulder to weep on...for months and months her shoulder to weep on. And the first arrival at every pity party, and the “kindest” confidante in Malibu. Easy to be kind when your best friend is By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in Black & White The Beckhams out for dinner earlier this week. Seriously, I would pay a LOT of money…I mean a LOT of money… for the privilege of observing her out for dinner. To watch her not eat. To watch her watch everyone else but not eat. For two hours of watching By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon Daddy Leo? UK tabloids are reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend Bar Rafaeli are expecting, citing “friends” of the couple as the source and the fact that she was wearing a loose top recently as the evidence. Needless to say, since one rumour begets another, speculation is now swirling around a By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John James Blunt hurts angels Petra Nemcova at the Brick Awards on Tuesday. By all accounts, she’s the sweetest thing. Very humble, very kind, very undeserving of the James Blunt treatment. I mean you’d think someone who looks THAT ugly, who looks like spoiled milk with bad teeth…you’d think he would By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
New Bitch Unwelcome Gotta pay your dues in any industry…but especially in hers. However, it seems like the New Bitch doesn’t care for respecting the veterans in her business and so she is making enemies of almost everyone she works with and everyone who works with everyone she works with. For By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston What Junior Gave Up As we all know, when Tori Spelling met KFed Jr, she was married and he was married. He was also adopting another child with his then wife. But then the Homewrecker fell in love with the Golddigger and you know the rest. But most of you have probably never laid By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Lowest Common Denominator Is sh-t. And assholes too. THIS is what Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have to resort to to get ratings on their pathetic Simple Life. The two are doing press for it right now and reveal that they spend some time on the new season of the show at a By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Robobride Fashion House Posh and Katie designing clothes for babies… I won’t lie. I am so totally gifting my girlfriends with their products when it launches. Interesting note though: looks like Posh is intending to poach talent from Gwen Stefani’s LAMB line. Word is she’s in talks with some staffers, By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Ryan the F-cking Loser? Absolutely. Acting like a frat boy and looking to score – How.Sad. Divorce is an awful thing, yes. But sometimes it"s the better thing. And for Reese, if this is what she would have had to stay married to, being apart from him is probably a wonderful thing. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Some Praise for Pip He’s not my favourite but at the very least, he’s gotten over the Cry Me a River, which certainly demonstrates mild maturation. Kind words for both his high profile exes – I’m all over it. First in that interview with British GQ, the same one in which the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Carmen Electra Carmen Electra: Is She Poor? Upon further reflection, I suppose this makes sense. Because Carmen isn’t exactly a steady “actor”. And she has no reality tv show. And unlike that skank whore Denise Richards, she hasn’t stabbed her friend in the back just to live off a new rocker boyfriend… which means a By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
