Keira Knightley Lindsay Lohan: Dirty Face Coke Face? STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Quitting is a Bitch I quit on Friday March 9th, it’s been over a week…totally cold turkey. And not exactly intentional. Just that I got sick the next day, and with visions of an early death dancing in my head, lying in bed, feverish and achy for the better part of a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily SO Hetero Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Intro for Mar 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney just passed 4 weekends in rehab – speculation now growing that she’ll be released this week. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan continues to party her Dirty Face off…but is she getting sloppy? More on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Warbucks takes Mommy shopping Shopping yesterday in NYC. Something tells me Dina Lohan doesn’t mind so much that Lilo’s been out every night trolling the club scene and supposedly back on the sauce. After all…why would she? As long as both child labourers are still labouring, as long as her highlights By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Michelle Pfeiffer: inspiration for Kidman She is 48, nearly a decade older than Nicole Kidman. But I’m telling you, if Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done, it’s really the best I’ve seen since Demi Moore. Perhaps the best ever. And it’s what Nicole Kidman should have been doing instead of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
My Kiki cleans up for Showest Female Star of the Year – she looked terrific last night, non? Sure… she’s kinda gummy but still, better the gummy star than the one who everyone hails as an international beauty even with an undeniable bulge between her legs. Kiki is gearing up for Spidey promo. A thousand outfits By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jason George It’s George! Looking kinda sleepy on the set of Leatherheads in South Carolina. George is pulling double duty starring and directing. Hope he’s finding opportunities to relax? Source By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Sandy… Finally… I love Sandra Bullock. But I rarely love what Sandra wears. Yesterday at the Today Show – love, love, love. And want, want, want. Especially that jacket. As for the incessant speculation surrounding her uterus – Sandy says she’s tired of people asking her. And I’m tired of people asking By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Intro for Mar 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, I spent the night with Daniel Craig and the Bond DVD. Oh.Holy.Quiveration. Especially the footage of him training in Prague. Something about the way he wears his sweats… between Daniel, Gerard Butler, and Clive Owen, I think I’m STILL on Team 007. Forgive me? Friday By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Winona Ryder: erasing a decade Source Best she’s looked in ages – on set with Wes Bentley, working again, working steadily again… nice to see she’s not so lost anymore, that she seems to have sorted her sh-t out. Since I have loved her forever, this is excellent news. The best. By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Us Weekly Drug Issue OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
The Daily Gush: Naomi Watts Source I don’t think we’ve gushed enough about Naomi Watts and her adorable bump. Have a look – from a few days ago at the opening of Talk Radio – Naomi looking radiant and happy and healthy and stylish and GOOD. Not the overused, overlooked version of the word GOOD By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Not even I… Can make allowances for this. And I’m a huge Mischa Barton apologist. Source The purple doesn’t flatter, the purple with the tights don’t flatter, but worst of all is the purple and the tights and the open shoes all together… I can’t. I hurt. WTF??? By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Cam: not cute in Japan Japanese premiere of The Holiday yesterday. The ensemble, lovely. The face? Ummm…not her best angle? More on The Holiday, further to what I wrote yesterday about it sucking (the kind of suckage that you can’t help but keep watching, like Grey’s Anatomy) and we know she can By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
